The Fourth Princess's Gossip System

The Fourth Princess's Gossip System
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In a quiet room, a group of Tabits consisting of leading experts in medicine and natural sciences gathered to investigate the samples they received from the sanitation department. They sat around a long table covered in luxurious red silk cloth, in the middle of which were two eye-catching porcelain containers.


The first container contained a sample of the Emperor's urine. In its beautiful porcelain design, this container has fine carvings of dragon patterns, symbolizing imperial power.


No one knew if the events in this particular room were actually being monitored by people no one had ever thought of.


Who else if not by the system and the Princess of course.


("the container is not playing if this is sold in the modern era maybe the price can buy a house in the capital you know, but unfortunately dear content it is beyond reason hehe")


"That mama will have the Emperor obviously to be appreciated but not need as much time.I began to feel uncomfortable deh, mah "


"why the hell this is there a horror story, no. after all just listen to do not see it happen directly in TKP")


"Whoever is afraid, go ahead" Zhang Fei said to the system.


Carefully one of the healers lifted the container, keeping it from falling or being scratched. He examined the color, clarity and aroma of the urine carefully, noting everything that could give clues about the Emperor's health condition.


("Gruesome Ma'am, daughter you know, the healer stabbed her in the face at that spot to smell the urine hei slovenly is..")


Zhang Fei who heard that was shocked and he could not imagine this, this...


Jorok.


"Mama, skip aja mah, this mah does not need to be reported also mah" Zhang Fei said amusedly.


Cook the item is treated in an inhumane way, hey that's the result of peeing.


Although from the Emperor still his name urine aka pee.


He asked for a peek system to see if the healers could figure out the irregularities in the Emperor's health. He also wanted to match whether their examination arts could be the same as modern examination arts.


But who would have thought there was no suitable equipment but they instead used themselves as tools.


("hey say, Mama can not skip say, just want to know right.anything just listen do not see, it is not disgusted disgust very disgusted right")


"Ohh then lewatin does not need to be seen as well, skip "yelling zhang Fei amused.


("OK, let's go")


Meanwhile the second container contained a sample of the Emperor's feces. Although the contents may be less attractive, these containers are made with just as fine detail as the first.


In its higher, curved shape, it is almost similar to an elegant ceramic flower vase. The container is also decorated with beautifully carved wall patterns, depicting pictures of dragons symbolizing power and luck in the palace.


("if this shape is almost like a flower vase in the modern era but stronger and a little high.the pattern is also good that if sold in the modern era may be able to buy an expensive film, but it is also a good,ahh it's a pity it's only made for eek")


According to the system again not one but this palace has thousands of these types of items. Patterns and carvings determine the owner, the current example is the Emperor, of course the pattern used by him is a dragon and the property of the empress is said to have a Phoenix pattern.


But as the system says it is still used for eek.


" mama I don't have that I have a WC in the boarding room" said zhang Fei disgustedly.


("yeah but until when did the Princess do this because I have also heard the news and rumors in the small palace if the Princess has a strange disease, she never eek he said, hihihi")


Zhang Fei was a girl who once lived in modern times where perhaps she had the item to store her feces at night and was taken out in the morning to be cleaned by the slave servants.


So for that need Zhang Fei still used the WC that was in his boarding room.


Not bad the road water continues and guaranteed never clogged.


But he is now beginning to think for himself with the narration of this system.


"Ah care what the waiter says is important I want eek in WC, huh"


Being annoyed to ask the system to focus on the events in the examination room.


If the Physician had committed such an absurd act on the Emperor's urine, this physician had also done so.


The difference is they stir the dirt with chopsticks to find out the viscosity of the dirt in that way.


There was a healer who smelled the scent of dirt and thought for a moment before writing it down on the report paper.


There was a Physician who came forward to put the chopsticks on...


"Stop mah, don't tell me they tried....


("a hundred for the Princess, they did taste it.iss so dedicated to the work well, ckckck")


"Mama.huek.hu..


Immediately Zhang Fei vomited on the spot, he could no longer hear what his system was saying. It really cannot be tolerated at all.


The Peach Girl had no idea what was happening but she was shocked when she saw the Princess vomiting for no reason.


He hurriedly picked up a small basin and called for another maid to clean the floor.


At first he was a little worried about the condition of the Princess who vomited suddenly but then he tried to remember some things and suddenly smiled.


The princess is pregnant.


"Mom I just know want to know the results not the process, not a process like this understand mah?"


("OKay then just stay?")


"Well, I'm getting creepy, huek.hu.hu.."


Zhang Fei was here to the point of not daring to ask his system to continue the investigation, just let him hear the results tomorrow.


Because of this Zhang Fei might not have the taste to eat until nightfall.As good as any soup and food today he could still imagine about the healers who were examining the samples.


Hoover.huek..


Tuhkh is vomiting again.


Meanwhile, the physicians were still examining the samples with great precision and in-depth knowledge, looking for signs of change that might indicate the Emperor's health condition.


Write and write again on a document.


They work with great dedication but do not know if this process is seen by outsiders, which makes the princess considered pregnant by her slave servants.


In the silence of the room, only the sound of the scraping of the paper of careful steps and whispers between the taboos were heard. They exchanged views discussing each other and recording every finding they got.


When they finished their initial analysis the tabites looked at each other with confidence.


When the taboos are focusing on their investigation and analysis of the samples they have obtained. The atmosphere in the room suddenly changed when the door opened slowly.


The Health Minister, a man dressed formally in a green robe depicting his post, entered the room with steady steps.


The doctors who were busy with their duties immediately stopped and turned their attention to the health minister. They immediately paid their respects by bowing their bodies and saluting them.


"Greetings to the Minister of Health" said one of the healers in a loud voice, followed by a series of salutes from other healers.


The Minister of Health smiled kindly, staring one by one the healers with appreciation. He nodded his head as a sign of respect for them.


"Thank you for your hard work and dedication in maintaining the Emperor's health. You are the main pillars in maintaining the prosperity of the empire" the Minister of Health said in an appreciative voice.


The Minister of Health then walked closer to the table where the taboos worked. He carefully looked at the results they had found, carefully reading the written notes.


The Minister of Health immediately sat down with an attentive attitude, ready to listen to the explanations of the healers. A healer who examined the condition of urine advanced confidently and gave his findings.


"With respect, Minister of Health, based on the results of our urine examination, we have found no indication of any serious health problems with the Emperor. The urine showed a good balance, with normal color, high clarity, and no signs of the presence of harmful substances" the doctor said in a clear and firm voice.


The physician goes on to describe other parameters observed in the urine, such as pH, density, and salt and protein content. He explained that all of these parameters were within the normal range and did not show any significant health problems.


"In our conclusion, Minister of Health, we can say that based on the results of the urine examination, there are no signs that indicate a serious health problem in the Emperor. The condition of the urine indicates a healthy state and functioning properly," the healer added steadily.


The Minister of Health was relieved to hear the good news. He responded with an attitude of appreciation, "Thank you for the detailed explanation, Doctor. I'm very appreciative of the hard work and expertise you've shown in this examination."


Next, another healer came forward to report the results of the examination of the Emperor's fecal sample. With complete confidence, the physician explained that the results of the examination showed a normal condition and there were no signs of suspicious diseases or abnormalities.


"Regardless of the Emperor's fecal samples, we did an analysis and found no signs of any serious health problems. The condition of the feces indicates a normal and healthy state," said the healer in a firm voice.


The Minister of Health listened carefully and nodded his head as a sign of his understanding. He was relieved because the results of the Emperor's urine and feces examination showed that his condition was actually not problematic.


Then the healer who handled the saliva came forward to give a report on the condition of the Emperor's saliva. Attentively, the physician explained that by the definition of a physician, the condition of the Emperor's saliva also indicates a normal and healthy state.


"In the Emperor's examination of saliva, we found no signs indicating any serious health problems. The condition of saliva indicates a normal state according to the definition of a physician," said the physician with confidence.


The Health Minister nodded in understanding, feeling pleased to hear the report. He expressed appreciation to the healers for their hard work in conducting a thorough and thorough examination.


"This minister greatly appreciates your efforts and dedication in carrying out this examination. This good news provides reassurance that the Emperor is in good health and there are no serious problems. Thank you for your hard work" the Minister of Health said in an appreciative voice.


The healers were relieved and proud to hear the appreciation of the Minister of Health. They were happy to be able to provide a report that ensured the Emperor's good health condition.


Thus the pre-existing concerns and suspicions were answered with the results of the examination stating that the condition of the Emperor's urine, feces, and saliva was actually not problematic.


The Minister of Health, sitting at a neat table, was confronted by several books and notes containing the results of his investigation. He meticulously recorded every detail about the condition of urine, feces, saliva, and sweat examined by the healers. His hands moved meticulously, recording relevant and significant information.


The Minister of Health re-examined every note he had written, ensuring that there were no errors or flaws in the information he submitted.


He assembled the report neatly, combining the findings from all the examined samples. He stressed the importance of each outcome of the investigation, giving appropriate weight to each existing finding.


After the report is completed, the Health minister takes a special piece of cloth and wraps the report carefully. He gave an assignment to a young healer present, telling him the importance of the report. The little healer nodded and received the report respectfully.


The Minister of Health gave clear instructions on the purpose of sending the report. He assigned the little healer to send it to the History Recorder Department to be included in the imperial archives. He also instructed that copies of the two reports be sent to the Old Eunuch, as a form of transparency and for the Old Eunuch to also be able to understand the results of this investigation.


The latter copy needed to be kept in the imperial health department. This will certainly be a reference if there are other diseases suffered by the emperor later.


The little healer accepted the task responsibly, kept the report carefully and left the room to carry out his duties. The Health Minister sat back at his desk, relieved that the results of his investigation had been well archived and accessible to the authorities.


In this way the health minister feels his job is done.


But actually he did not know if what was done today would make himself and some of the healers who served under him will suffer misfortune.


How could he possibly know if the current Emperor had actually already experienced the initial reaction of the poisoning symptoms detected by the system.