The DarkHole Laboratory

Joana Radha the Money Geek

Introduce Me Joana Radha, a lunatic who developed an experiment that became my current obsession. Money Tree. I'm a member of the DarkHole Laboratory.

I was with Cameroon Aldy, Camy, who built this Lab, my first meeting with him was at our college. University of Luckyside, one of the best universities in our city.

The first time, approaching him was like approaching a stray cat. Real hard.

His unfriendly look always greeted me. I gave up my breath, but we ended up being bestie. Yeah bestie's.

All because of that incident. I was just like the others leaving that place. I was stuck in the streets.

I was accommodated by a black orphanage, make no mistake, still up to now, even looking at her more cruelly. RACIST.

I ignored him. I slammed a bone to finance me as well as the parlor that had raised me.

For some reason, the housewife, Rozanne, covered my abilities, I'm an expert at concocting drugs. Rozanne warns, "Let's not let anyone know what you're capable of, Jo! you have to hide it, if you can you have to eliminate it!"

So I've never put my skills in front of so many people. But this crazier state, forcing me, inevitably, to sell the illicit goods, I concocted them from generic drugs in pharmacies to become a stingy drug.

I sold it and many were interested, until one day my scholarship application was finally accepted.

Worried about the fuss, Of course, I did not abandon my profitable activities.My customers were growing how I could stop.

With a capital of five hundred thousand you can get fifty million? hows it? are you gonna stop? no, no. I continued, because I could get anything. I'm hatty.

But one incident that makes me retreat regularly, it turns out that my work is snorted by some big mafia, they by all means want to seize my prescription.

And I almost died for it, if not Camy who helped, now I've been planted like this money tree.

Yes after that I bought Camy like a shadow hahaha. Forget that! Back to now again.

“Aaaahhh.... Monikaku sayaaang, son of mami kuciiiii, Arabella do not ngabek, here mamii kiss, your fragrance sangaaat mal” I threw the green papers on me. hugged him, kissed him.

“Always that money-madman” I heard calling Vienna, I don't care.

My regular habit is indeed, I am happy to roll around like a madman on a pile of green sheets, in the middle garden of this DarkHole Lab, before the Gumax, the dredging robot was cleaning it, where the breath of our lives. Of money.

"Jo fast your breakfast is going cold! Hey, you're a double eye!" Amber. Yes the ice queen with her spicy mouth.

"Hurry up you want to chop Riby up? huh!" Camy came from behind me, it looks like she's out of sport.

"Cam Cam" I grinned, I ran a little behind him, followed him.

I never thought, it turns out, the chopping girl was delicious cuisine, and we chose vegetarian cuisine when she cooked schedule came.

Well, fearfully, there is amazing meat listed on our menu.

"It's really delicious" the word made us shudder, hearing it tell me how delicious and delicious meat is with quotation marks, a.ka human flesh, which Reby described delicacy. Not to interest us. Except to leave.

But at that time we were just looking at each other. And deciding on a vegetarian menu for Riby to cook, we don't want the dining room to be your place.

"Jo this is all I need as well as the details" Willy handed over the paper, I nodded, I liked Willy, he was very neat and detailed his spending problem, in contrast to Elle, was very messy.

"Okay, I'll transfer" I replied. Willy was done with his breakfast, I saw him go back to his room, I don't know, maybe call his possessive guy collection.

"Joooo-"

"No! Dear Alex, there's nothing for you" I cut Alex's words while stirring caesar salad.

Let them think I'm stingy, I'll keep DarkHole Lab's finances safe and stable.

Yes, I'm crazy about money, who doesn't want money, indirectly, money is a necessity, like breathing.

"Our father LIVE the important KISMIN I'm with you," huh eeq hutcing! don't need money to buy food?! even a little, it still takes money.

Just be realistic, man! do not want matre, buy food can not use love?! Aye!

Anything with money, honey! So I proudly raised the tree of money that I love more than malika the black soybean. Got a ketchup sir.

After the pandemic, I found a fact that I haven't told Camy. About the deadly serum, made by both of us, which I should have destroyed. Even profitable.

That night, I was so tired that I accidentally nudged the serum and hit some papers and my money was scattered on the lab table.

I was just cleaning my potluck, wanted to quickly return to the dorm. It felt so sore that day.The next morning I found a lot of plants growing on my desk, it was like sprouts.

Out of curiosity I moved it to a small polybag-polybag. And caring for. I took her to my dorm room.I have my own lab in that room. We had a special room in each of our rooms.

I put the polybag near the window, to be exposed to sunlight, I was still confused by what plant this was. The shape, gradually looks like a bonsai.

I was surprised a few months later that my plant was only one of the three I cared for. The plant is flowering coins. Yes, Coins.

Confusing initially. Lots of coins scattered on my desk, around my pot of plants.for the first I did not heed, maybe I forgot to put coins there, but over time the coins more and more.

After I investigated for a week in a row, it turned out that I found an astounding fact, the plant took out coins once every other day. With the help of moonlight.

I moved the pot several times, when I was away from the moonlight, no coins appeared.

And now the plant became a sturdy tree, in the DarkHole botanical garden. We filled the botanical garden with money trees. I'm breeding.

Every night with the help of the moon's energy, green dollars fall, and the next morning Gumax dredges in green dollar sacks.

You can't force his pick, because he's gonna be dry and ruined. You have to wait for him to fall out on his own, after that, dried, we use a drying tumbler or a drying machine.

 

Right now who knows about the money tree only we are in Drakhole Lab. Only with this are our coffers fulfilled. Now I am developing some more money trees, researching them more deeply.

We don't need investors. In this case. Yes, this is why we can develop the best range of cutting-edge discoveries, because we don't have to think about how much money we spend on a project. And it must be recorded.

That is how this lab survived.

I'm Joana Radha. Welcome mad scientists out there, DarkHole Laboratory will accept you with open arms.

We will select you strictly. Even if you are the same as us. Because we don't know, whatever you've been going through out there for the last dozen years. Yes we are careful. In order not to be confused.

 

tbc

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Yes, after reading this you definitely want to ask for the seedlings of money trees, right, SAME! Jo wants to sell, right? Don't Deh Jo, just make DarkHole money later so useless, kayaking in Venezuela.