The Casier Wanna Be

The Casier Wanna Be
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"My looking ugly, right? According to Ganny, Yudhi's sister, Inges is pretty or isn't she?"


The two men sitting in front of each other heard the passenger question behind them. Rarely does Inges ask the classic question such women ask.


"Standar lo Nges, in saying beautiful not in saying ugly also not really destroyed." replied Ganny origin.


"Aaakh, my brother isn't he? You never made me smile. I'm free to say the same thing." said Inges, "Sir Yudhi, as a normal boy Brother Yudhi see How Inges?"


"Eh buset, you think my answer was from a normal person."


"Ganny's brother is not normal, the proof until now has no girlfriend."


"Woy ain't no lo, no bullshit."


"Diem deh, if Yudhi's brother who answered Inges would believe, because between the three of us like Yudhi's sane brother."


"Well, the kids' badass." Ganny growled again, upset.


"You are beautiful." Yudhi wished that Inges would ask such a matter when they were alone, at least he could spice up his answer with a crush on his best friend's sister.


"Scale one to ten, your beautiful value is nine to five." continued Yudhi full of confidence, he had long put his heart on Inges but did not feel good to know Ganny.


"So, really, Jud."


"Seriously." answered Yudhistira nervously behind the steering wheel.


"Why are you Nges? Your worms are so?"


"Ah, I'd like to confide in you, brother Yudhi later diem at home yes, Inges would like to confide."


"Woy bayik, you are still in school, watch out for love play." threatened Ganny.


"Gue's deaf again, if you're talking, I'm suddenly deaf."


"In the teaching of this child, watch out for me I report father."


"So, let's report back, you keep the adult magazine in the room."


"Eh asyem, not mine, Riko's got intentionally left in the room sister, anyways you when you see it anyway, pasaan lo ngasir mulu job."


"Or, but surely you're looking, I'm telling you!" sergeant Inges, then clucking, "Yes brother Yudhi dengerin confide Inges, Inges again his heart is broken, crumpled like what yes, like raw noodles if in crumbs is that anyway, destroyed hyks hyks."


"What the hell is lo Nges?" Ganny softens to see the sad look of her sister, although they rarely get along, still instinctively Ganny does not like if someone hurts her sister, "Lo really broken heart or illusion?" ask Ganny.


"SISTER GAN! your mouth knows, really."


"Yes, he usually replied, ga usha ngegas that, continue who makes the heart of this brother broken, the guy who was in front of you that?"


"No, I don't even know that guy."


"What, you seriously don't know?"


"It's like a transfer student."


"Oooh the pantes."


"Have you got a girlfriend?" this time Yudhi spoke, unable to bear to know the truth of the woman he was targeting.


"No, Inges is like a secret admirer that's like this guy." Yundhi exhaled a faint sigh of relief, "Inges likes her since first grade."


"Continue?"


"She's now with another girl, hiks hiks, Inges is sad to be."


Both Ganny and Yudhi took a deep breath, quite miris hearing the expression of their little sister who was new to love.


"The guy knows you don't like him?" ask Ganny again.


"I don't think so." she hesitated, Inges' tears subsided.


"Good, don't have boyfriends first is Nges, lo plain really know ga anyway, brother do not like lo deket-deket same tenmen lo guy who certainly again unstable," ganny's wise statement made Yudhi's intention of approaching Inges fade, his guts shrinking.


"Gue don't want to follow in the footsteps of lo kak, don't have a girlfriend until so the college boy. I can already guess you until the age of forty you will be married, your future seems bleak deh sak."


"Lo Nges, I just forbid you to date, you do'ain me who does not-ga."


"So, no courtship is prohibited, try to see Dilan the same Milea, Acha the same Iqbal, ah ga exciting times kak era SMA ga courtship, no one in inget." Oceh Inges.


Yudhi shook his head to hear Inges's words.


"Yud, stop by the minimarket!"


"Well?"


"You're buying detergent to brainwash this kid."


"Curvy, tacky lo bang. Stop by Yud's stationary, Inges wants to buy a calculator."


"Well, broken again must have a long lo." said Ganny.


"It's broken, now Ganny's brother who bought it, use the money that was used to buy detergent, Inges don't want to know."


"Buskey this boy."


***


That afternoon, when the hours of math lessons were not held because the teachers held a meeting and siswa only given the task so that they stay in class. Become an essential freedom for students with low interest in the counting lesson. Unusual chats happen all over the classroom, all over the school. And so did Inges and his henchmen.


"Your name is unique deh Nges, why you are called Dinar, Dinar is like okay." said Pipit.


"It's up to you to call me what, the important call is stuck in the row of my name, no problem."


Nila, Bages, Sulton joined them.


"Sodara lo many yes Nges." - timpal Sulton.


"Gue's just the same as Ganny."


"Who said? Dollar, dirham, yen, rupiah, rupee, want some money?" refute Sulton who made their laughter come out, except Inges. He smiled cunningly.


"Sultonul Asyiqin bokap lo must be his mind again empty when giving you a name."


"You mean?"


"Lo didn't realize there was a slip of Nul's word between the names of lo, from now on I call lo Nul for life lo." the women's laughter exploded, making Sulton scratch his head in annoyance.


"As far as lo Nges, as long as you are concerned."


Lo was also the two, Inges pointed at his other two friends.


"Bokap lo on again confused as it seems fitting to give the name until nyelipin the name of his pigeon in your name."


"Yes lo on, the only bird's name is the name of the fish." replied Inges origin.


"Huuuu ga funny lo Nges."


"Let's, obviously I won."


"Among us like Bages deh bokapnya the most sane name, Rahma Bages, simple, good, the name of the Arab clan lo nice to hear" said Nila.


"By the name, you've moved on, haven't you moved on Nges from Susan?"


"Lo guess what, it's only been three days since she's been flirting with Anggun."


"But I'm happy that Nges lo is the same as Udin." said Bages.


"Hm, thank you for the prayer." Inges answered lazily.


"Try to imagine if you marry him, fitting the name of his bridegroom is called, 'Sawaludin Susanto' like ambiguous how it is, there is a guy nyempil name of his girl's son, 'Susan'" said Nila


"His father thought what yes to say that name" said Bages.


"After marriage you change the name to Miss Susan, Nges, like it's not very." added Pipit.


"You have no other language, I'm afraid."


"Gig!" antox's voice rang out from Inges' classroom door.


"Well, long life is a child."


"Prepared Nges we bully lo." Pipit smiled ignorantly.


Antox approaching.


"What?" inges told Antox.


"Money from children, funds for MOS uniforms."


"Ooh."


"The names are already inside." .antox handed me a white envelope containing money.


"Let me take notes."


"Antox, we want someone to ask, you sit down first."


"What?"


Inges glared disapprovingly, his friends didn't care. Antox took one of the unused chairs, joined by Inges' friends.


"Lo know you haven't liked Inges since first grade?" Pipit started the talk.


"Masa? I've never felt it, but I'm not sure that."


Inges's face flushed. His friend masa bodo.


"Inges likes you the same, he broke your heart so same Graceful."


"Totally Nges?" ask Antox.


"Yes, it's like you're horrifying." Inges replied resignedly.


"If you're the second one?"


"Dog, don't you mind me."


His friends laughed in delight, Inges clucked bitterly.


"Now you Nges, tell Antox why you like him, open it now!" tugut Bages.


"Our week we've heard about this curse a year ago."


Inges took a breath, "Crazy are you."


"Yes answer me let Antox know keep mengesel ga nyaut lo." stove Sulton.


Inges braced mentally, gathered courage, he was already wet, yes already, let's all stay, he thought.


"Fine, since we are educated people and able to process words and feelings in openness, I reveal now," said Inges starting the explanation, "Gue likes Antox, because he is intelligent, because he is intelligent, not smart, smart, different lo means."


"Know Nges, go on!"


"Gue had a discussion like that of Laily, coincidentally at that time he again corrected the work of students, corrected the work of lo," Inges raised his chin on Antox, "Beliau muji-muji lo, in saying that you are smart, in love with new problems, even those that deviate from the material you can answer, from there I initially had more sense, but much earlier like the last MOS time, deh, when you ask for my supplies, I've already noticed lo Tox." explained Inges too honest. His friends spread their mouths.


"But you don't geer, now you already have a girlfriend, all right you're the same child of people," he explained again while desperately strengthening himself, "Gue heh already sincerely bin ridho, ga ngarep again, if I never count the look of lo, now I remove lo from my dream boy list because look the same name lo who did not really say these they are." inges said without hesitation.


"Eh, *****, we're on hand" Sulton said.


Antox only showed an unreadable flat face, others were amazed with the courage Inges told him his feelings.


"Good indeed" Antox said in a faint disappointed tone.


"Are you guys satisfied? I went to the cafeteria first, and then the second one." Inges moved from his seat.


"But you ain't nothing Nges?" tanya Pipit's worried.


"Well, no Pit times, I've been to the cafeteria."


Inges passed out of the classroom. Leave Bages, Nila, Pipit, Sulton and Antox who are still digesting the situation.


"Pit, you know how Inges feels best, you're sure he's fine-fine or a gegara ni kampret?" sulton's voice, making Antox throw his fist at Sulton, "Sawal's pain."


"Ga sure the truth is, he likes lo from the first class you know Tox, every birthday lo, Inges buy cake but in love to us, but in love to us, like how you like in class, like waiting for you if you haven't come home after a meeting, don't be sensitive to you" replied Pipit.


"His obsession was only two, so your girlfriend is the same as the cashier." added Nila.


"Well Inges was the same as me?" antox asked in disbelief, "Why did he not reveal it in the past?"


"So now Inges' obsession is one, so cashier's doang."


"If he were to reveal it first, would you accept it?"


"No." answered Antox,


"Less asem lo emang," Antox got a book from four of his friends.


"Sick woy, I'm not done talking about it yet," he said quickly, "If he were the one who shot me I would refuse, but I'll shoot him, ****."


"Seriously lo?"


"Down story now, lo it's the same graceful right, tuh in searchin, disperse guys, we go to the cafeteria."