Rascal In Love's
Ospek
“What's the same thing with me?” Rio stood upright and folded both his hands in front of his chest.
“Yes it's a lot of the same business! Because I lost Andri!”
“If the one who really lost should even be traumatized and can not forget, instead of changing guys, dong, Bambangwatiiii!” Rio shook his head, but on the other hand he was curious about Intan. Because he had never seen this figure before. The average student who can enter Amethys University has connections with conglomerates and tycoons. While Andri, as far as Rio knows, is just a teenager from the slum under the bridge. The school is also only up to Junior High because it is busy mabok and scuttle. A thing that makes a scene if his girlfriend is a girl from a respectable class like Intan. Surely rich people see from the outfit of Intan.
“Can't! Someone has to replace Andri! At the very least, there should be someone in charge of her children's lives!”
Intan looked at Rio with a strange look on his face. Between sadness, hope, panic and worry. Also manipulative.
Rio could only be silent stunned.
What does Intan mean by ‘his children’?
“Lo tuh... who exactly? Is her boyfriend Andri really?” rio asked more carefully.
“Gue-“
“Honey,” Graceful come and hug Rio arm from behind, then kiss Rio lips, “Sorry yaaaaa nausea keep this, but I am now laper again, hehe, I am,” he said while stroking his already enlarged stomach.
Intan was glued towards Anggun's stomach.
Rio is still staring at Intan while kissing Anggun lips, “This time we eat yes, you do not have to follow Ospek ya,”
“I'm coming,”
“Hah?! You're with ospek?!”
“Ospek Amethys is different from other campuses,”
“But if soy sauce?”
“Ya stay seated.. hehe,”.
“Anggun,”
“Nnothing Iaaang,” Gracefully kissed Rio's lips then grinned excitedly.
And when Rio turned his head, Intan was already not there.
“Who was it?” ask Anggun.
“Hm. That's a dead motorcycle gang,”
“hah? Ever had a motorcycle gang die?!”
“Many,”
“Serious?!”
“Eat yuk, do not need a serem-serem story..”.
“But I want to know-“
“Duuuh you are mostly complicated! Again pregnant kamuu loh,” sis Rio while embracing the waist Graceful and the road towards the canteen.
**
Two weeks later...
“Ooooh Miss ATM! You're such a relief to my heart that I feel like there's no cash in my wallet! Like a breeze like you pour out your hospitality while saying: the rest of your balance Rp. 14 billion!” abbas seduced the ATM Machine.
“Bas! Lo again woo ATM what hoy snob!!” exclaim Mas Kating while throwing sandals. (Kating: Sister Level)
“Nyombong Mas, even embarrassed if his son David Yudha contents ATMnya only 80thousand,” exclaimed Abbas.
“Emang contents of ATM lo Only 80 thousand right? Cut that administrative cost. I was laaaah!” exclaim Anggun while stroking his stomach.
“Try lo examplein ngerayu ATM here bumil !!” abbas was sad.
“Kalo I can, we get 150 yak points! How's Kating? If I help Abbas I get 150 points yak!” exclaim Gracefully.
“Njir, I don't dare to be pregnant! Take 150 points if you can!” exclaim Kating chick while frowning while staring Anggun. Was-was also he had a lot of passion to join Ospek.
“ih! I woo wit-“
“Angguuuuun,” Rio was just watching his wife's behavior from the edge of the line.
“But baby, I can, this easy!”
“Aggun Swallow, HPeeeeeeeeeL!” his Rio gave a warning
“Friends, ATM is a source of money, as this is our Boss who pays us. So suppose you ask for a raise, so we have to seduce him.” said Anggun.
And everyone was silent because of the tension.
“And I will be Boss-,” murmured Abbas.
“Diem Lo!!” all seemed unwilling that Abbas would be their superior.
And quiet again.
“Boss ATM, Thank you for being such a patient leader to your self-informed men, Mr. Boss has turned our mistakes into lessons, pressure into productivity, he said, and skill becomes power. Mr. Boss has allowed me to be part of the team. Together we will be the best team ever. My performance would certainly be even better if there were additional bonuses and a slight increase in income. I promise you that, sir. So please-“
“You ask how much, take my Tesla at home I rarely use,” hiss Abbas. Then he kept silent, and stared all in confusion, “Mouth I talked to myself, I swear!”
Gracefully grinned.
“200 points make the group pregnant..”kata Mbak Kating while scratching his head.
“Rio, Rio here Rio,” Mas Kating waved to Rio, asking him to advance forward. “Gue curious, yes yes cement, if Mbak Anggun ask for snacks to Rio, what the hell is the sentence?”
Mas Kating to call Anggun with the name Mbak Anggun so unpretentious he.
“Nothing. He just nadahin hands and says ‘lipen,’” hiss Rio.
“Ayo laaaah ajarin us how to seduce a prospective couple laaah, at least if the face is already mediocre like me, venomous mouth is!”
“Ya have resigned from bangooor!” hiss Rio while scooping Mas Kating's face.
“Doang's work?! At the very least, there is a struggle laaah teken urat shy dikiiit!” exclaim Mas Kating.
Rio flipped Mas Kating's body to face his wife, then said : “Rayu Nggun,”
“Hah?!” mas kating was shocked.
“Gue earplugs are afraid of being affected,” hiss Rio while covering both ears.
“Honey..” hiss Anggun staring at Mas Kating. There was a cheer from the side of the line. “ I like how we messed up but romantic, how many problems come and go but we keep stable.”
“E-eh? Yesaa..”
“The number of years we spent together taught me one thing. That there is nothing better and more sincere than you,”
“Waduh...” murmured Mas kating.
“So, can you... buy me a pie? I'm craving,”
“OK, brother find the painter yaa, patient yes dear, uh dedek, eh Ma'am Anggun!”
And Mas Kating immediately ran to his motorcycle to find a cake seller.
“Good, reduced one of my work, nyari eat weird. Where there is a cake painting in the middle of the arena outbound..” hiss Rio while opening his ears. He heard but with a smaller frequency so not hypnotized.
“I still crave riding rickshaw,” hiss Anggun while staring at Rio fixedly
“Don't,” Rio seems to be a little immune.
“Plis,”
“Don't ride pedicab dong!”
“Saaayang plis plissss, want dedek loh iniii,” Graceful start sulking
“I cariin becak deh, who knows later his grandpa seneng,” Mbak Kating even left.
“Waaah thank you very much Aunt Kating kesayangaaaaan!” exclaim Gracefully while waving hands with vigor.
And all the participants of Ospek were silent to each other. Mas Kating left, Ma'am Kating left.
So then...
“Kita dangdutan how?” abbas Proposal.
“Okeee!!” exclaim all.
“Speaker where speakereeer!”
“Alright happy ospek participantsaaa!” Abbas holds the mic ala-ala officer Ramayana store. “We watched the chat memories of Ayu Ting-ting titled Sambalado, do not forget on the left there is a buffet snack and on the right there is meatballs and friends, but Mbak Anggun even nyari Pukiiis, and on the right,” this sentence is pronounced the way the train is streaking, without brakes.
Teng jedug jedug ttong teng teng jedug-jedug (this is background music)
“You can all see in the coffee shop area added a gallon of guava juice with various flavorsaa, there are starry guava no milk guava no honey guava no guava monkey don't point me yaaaaaa,”
Gojek gojek gojek gojek jeng jeng (this is the sound of dangdut music in the style of New Market in the 90s)
“Do not forget there is a toilet in the southeast direction 23 degrees right latitude and 15 degrees left latitude, bring a wet tissue and do not nyampaaaaah,” exclaimed Abbas. “Let's sway with semangaaaaat. Music On!”
And during the day, Graceful with her elegance riding rickshaw, roving the Outbond field while eating paint and wearing her sunglasses.Satisfied smile etched on her lips.
Rio and Abbas replaced Kating's exhausted position again by the chirping of the Graceful will.
“Lu shadows now my days right? At 2 am I was forced to make it to the house of Mas Kaesang Pangarep, he asked for a photo of Mas Kaesang,” hiss Rio.
“Mas Kaesangnya want?”
“Mau. But it was a bit of a day at last.”
“Terus?”
“He didn't want to, he asked for his picture at 2am,”
“How to?”
“Bikin promise again make tomorrow morning.”
And they both fell silent.
“May be born safely and become a child with infinite devotion to his parentsaa, Aamiin,” Abbas said while hoping his future wife will not be strange, in her own right already strange.
“Aamiin.”
