Pig Slamming

60. Advice Aki Makmun

That afternoon, the sun was still showing itself, but the heat was not as intense as it was last noon. Now the heat began to decrease, thus making the two people who were chatting look very enjoy, so much, because what they talk about is about romance.even though the chatter is cross-generational.one looks old, with various wrinkles on his face.while his interlocutor, looks young, he also has pure white skin, high-statured with a dapper outfit.

"Why do I have to bind Ranti's heart, by coming to Umi Erot.where has not been discovered the dread is there?" asked Daus after hearing the explanation of the Makmun battery.

"Did you first Jang! although wherever the person is, but when the Heart is tied, then the heart will continue to focus on thinking about Ujang." Makmun battery stove continues to be lit.

"Really! aye! I think I should follow Aki's advice."

"Yes Ujang must follow the first born into this world, because our experience will be very much different."

"Yes already, if it is like that, I beg you to say goodbye first. I want to go to Sukaraja. Oh yes, by the way Aki Who's name, so later when I want to marry Ranti, I can invite to the wedding."

"Aki, the name is Makmun battery. The people in Ciaul already know that name, because the battery is a Veteran boar hunter, so if Ujang asked the name of the battery, the name of the boar, then people will quickly show the battery house."

"Thank you Aki Makmun. Thank you very much for the advice.if that's what I beg you to say." said Daus while reaching into his pocket, then he spent Rp500 and then handed it to Aki Makmun.

"What the hell is this Jang?" reject Makmun battery.

"Make tobacco Ki buy! Sorry I can't say much, I still need it."

"If you still need, yes already do not be given the same battery."

"It's okay Aki, it's okay. I still have money!" force Daus.

"Yes already if it is like that, Thank you for giving Ujang hopefully replaced with a double and Ujang can succeed in quickly finding a girl named Ranti." said Aki Makmun while taking the money given by Daus.

After the money was received, Daus took Makmun's battery hand and then kissed the back of the hand that had shrunk. Then he went to leave the place of conversation, while Makmun battery he just shook his head, smiling to see the events that today experienced.events that tickle his heart, he said, where there are two young people who are competing for their love, but he was silent not long, he continued his goal to go to the rice field, to justify the water, and he continued, by bringing a very happy heart because that day he got a lot of sustenance, sustenance to meet his needs in the next few days.

While Daus continued to walk down the Path.The sun had begun to hide behind the mountains, spitting out a golden yellow light. the birds chase each other while continuing to chat with other birds. The sound of tonggeret was not left behind to add to the atmosphere of Asri in the village.

"Kang Galih's.....! Kang Galih's.....! it turns out that Akang has a rotten heart like that. kirain I will really have given Ranti completely for me. it turns out that Akang still has the same taste Ranti." muttered Daus as he continued walking.

Daus continued walking, until finally he reached the T-junction stall, between Kampung sukaraja and Kampung Setu, the stall was Warung Salamah.Daus quickly went inside, then dropped his body onto the long bench available in the stall.

Inside the stall looks quiet, but from the back of the stall there is the sound of plates and spoons clashing together, Maybe the person who has the stall is washing the furniture.

Shortly after that there was the sound of footsteps leading to the front of the stall. You see mothers who bring clean kitchen furniture washed out. "uh, there are guests?" salamah said with a smile like a waiter of a big stall in the city.

"Yes Bi! hitchhiking break, want to snack I have not dared, because no one is guarding."

"Here mah, free Ujang. if you want to eat take it yourself, but have to pay ya! hehehe," said Salamah then he went into the stall, to save the furniture that he had just washed. after finishing storing the furniture he came out again. because that's the habit of their stallers will chat with people who snack in their stalls. find out about the hottest news, so that era the stallers in addition to selling food, they also sell the latest news.

While Daus after who had a stall went inside, he did not rush to take food he still imagined the story of the story of Makmun battery, which still disturbed his mind.His eyes continued to stare down, looking down, towards the valley where the roof of the roof of the house is neatly arranged, in the lower area is again visible rice field that stretches as wide as the eye can see, the, in the middle of the rice fields there is a stream that is winding like a snake that is looking for prey.

"Duh! the better is the village of Sukaraja.like if I get a wife here, it will feel at home. But unfortunately I will not move to another heart, because my heart has been filled by Ranti. regret used to not quickly express that feeling, so now I have a very heavy rival, which is very difficult, to get his son Mbah Abun. shit... shit.. anyways Galih why he confessed that Ranti is his lover, But he clearly gave up Ranti completely for me." murmured Daus heart while continuing to look towards the village of Sukaraja.

"Hey, Jang! Jang! Don't dream on. Where are you going, how are afternoons like this, Ujang still here?" salamah surprised people who were drifting in their thinking.

"Eeeeuuuhh! Eeeeuuu, eeeeeeeum! Go to Sukaraja bi village!" daus replied who stuttered from feeling shocked to be asked like that.

"You go to Umi Erot Bi! which house is it next door?"

"Loh! loh! loh! how is that? Ujang looks very dashing, body shape is ideal.which woman dares to reject the love of Ujang. according to Aunt Ujang does not deserve to meet Umi Erot, because the man is as handsome and as valiant as Ujang. when you want to find a woman, Ujang just show to choose what kind of woman Ujang Mau. then the woman will be klepek-lepek fell in the arms of ujang."

"Start! b. Kok Bibi talks like that? Why Bi." asked Daus whose thoughts were still divided between chatting with greetings and thinking about his rival.

"Yes Ujang! Ujang does not deserve to come to the house of Umi Erot. because it sees a very sturdy body posture, with a very handsome face.so that many women will queue to get love Ujang. why now Ujang find Umi Erot. is he a brother or what?" ask Salamah who already knew the work of her neighbor who was a pelletist.

"Start! bentar Bi! I still don't understand what aunt said, what does she mean?"

"Have been honest. Aunty has often found men or men like Ujang. men who want to meet Umi Erot, they all want to ask for his help to save her heart. Umi Erot is often asked for help by men who are heartbroken, including Jang's grandson, Jang Jaji, Jang Wanda, Jang Ali and other Jang Jang. including Ujang himself right?"

"Hehehe, eeeeuuu! Eeeeeeeuuuh's. Yes Bi!" replied Daus who looked Stuttering, he felt ashamed because his purpose could already be read by Salamah.

"This is why Bibi was surprised, when there were men as brave as Ujang rejected by a woman. should the woman queue asking for signatures in their marriage book."

"Oh so, then I understand Bi. hehehe, but his name is also human Bi. Everyone will have their own problems. Now I am sad again, troubled. because my only lover, now he was taken by another man, so I decided to go to Umi Erot, to ask for his help. Who knows if he can help me with my troubles."

"Oh so, so sorry Jang! Why can his girlfriend be taken by someone else. Who would dare to take it. Whether the man is as handsome as Ujang, or as valiant as Ujang, or taller than Ujang."

"Sad Bi! it is difficult to tell.because the person who seized my lover, is a person who always goes hand in hand, every day always works together.he is my friend, a friend who continues to go hand in hand. food is often divided in two. But unfortunately now He did that kind of heart.he could hurt his own friend, by seizing his lover.but there are still many other women that he can marry."

Hearing the story of Daus like that made Salamah nod, she began to understand what Daus was facing.

"If the problem is like that, Ujang must quickly go to Umi Erot. so that the woman who Ujang already has, does not move to another heart. but before meeting Umi Erot, Ujang, Ujang must first prepare his terms."

"What are Bi's Terms?"

"Terms that must be prepared. ranging from black betel leaves a bundle, menjan as big as a monkey fist, fragrant oil, golden bananas or red coconut cloves."

"There are many conditions as well. If it's been an afternoon like this, where should I look?"

"Don't be confused, don't fret, because all those conditions are already in aunt, Ujang just have to pay for it!"

"Really Bi?"

"Yes Ujang! Aunty will not lie." said Salamah as she got up from her seat, then she went into the stall and brought the things she mentioned.

"Is this really Bi's condition?" daus asked as if he doubted what Salamah had said.

"Yes really jang! Ujang do not be afraid of being tricked. because Bibi has been selling here for years, rather than later Ujang must bother looking everywhere will be difficult. because if Bibi does not sleep here, then if Bibi does not sleep here at night, Aunt sleeping at home. And if the things you mentioned were not used, Ujang can bring it back here again.Atibi later return the money." said Salamah who understood where the direction of the Daus conversation.

"Ouch.....! Thank you very much Bi. Thank you, but I see this there are only two conditions, there is only a white pan of the same perfume."

"If for the black series, take it to the east by chance the betel nut grows near the red coconut tree.ujang can all take his sheep, because if Auntie takes it, Aunt can not climb."