OFFSIDE - Outside Boundaries

OFFSIDE - Outside Boundaries
Kemayoran Keroncong



๐ŸŒŒOn that night all Harokah FC players gathered at Pak Andi's house.


"For those who are already present.it is permissible to eat first while waiting for some of our friends who are not present.." pinta Diana who spoke using a mic.


The night was warm, the Harokah FC players mingled, they interacted with each other full of familiarity.


Dinner that night was accompanied by the song Keroncong Kemayoran which made the atmosphere more familiar.


๐ŸŽผLa-la-la-la-la-la-la...


Where did the leech come from?...


Sweet soul indung dearest...


La-la-la-la-la-la-la...


oooohs...


darilah rice fields...


Come down to kali...


Where does love come from?...


Come in the eyes, down to the heart...


Where does love come from?...


Come in the eyes, down to the heart...


๐ŸŽผLa-la-la-la-la-la-la...


Speed, speed, speed boat...


Sweet soul, cherished ovaries...


La-la-la-la-la-la-la...


oooohs...


so fast...


Very fast to Surabaya...


Swim by the side of Kali...


Listen keroncong, it's delicious...


Swim by the side of Kali...


Listen keroncong, it's delicious...


๐ŸŽผLa-la-la-la-la-la-la...


You're hard because you're old...


Sweet soul indung dearest...


La-la-la-la-la-la-la...


oooohs...


not until...


Not until I get here...


Wash at the edge of the well...


True friends will not fade...


Wash at the edge of the well...


True friends will not fade...


๐ŸŽผLa-la-la-la-la-la-la...


You can forget the clothes and clothes...


Sweet soul, cherished ovaries...


La-la-la-la-la-la-la...


oooohs...


don't forget...


Do not forget about me...


Keladi in the closet...


Good man, which I seek...


Keladi in the closet...


Good man, which I seek...


Kedondong on top of the crate...


It's keroncong, please stop...๐Ÿ˜


"We welcome our friends from Bandung." cried Diana and was greeted by applause from the others.


"From Garut.. from Tasikmalaya.. from Ciamis.." added Diana and was greeted back with applause from the others.


"From Sukabumi and from Cianjur." added Diana with a cheerful tone.๐Ÿ‘


"Tonight we will use to introduce the core players of Harokah FC." said Diana.


"Then to start the introduction.we start from Bandung.." exclaimed Diana.


Armand advanced towards the mic Diana was holding.


"The rain is cloudy here... Wisdom is very supportive... My friend Armand from Bandung... Come here to join..." Armand started with a pantun.


"Makep.." cried Diana.


"Huuuu.." shouted the other.


HAHAHA...


"Kang Armand emang can only dah. which we next call our friend from Ciamis.." cried Diana greeted with applause.


"Hi friends, please introduce my name Dani Mardani..."


"Night always makes me confused between holding back sleepiness or longing.but usually I am always trapped in the corner of the room by missing you..." said Dani when giving an introductory speech.


"So Sweet.." welcome Diana.


"Thank you kang Dani for his introduction..The next one is.. This one player is from Tasikmalaya.." cried Diana again to be greeted with applause.


"Hi friends.My name is Bayu Sagara..."


"I want to give a guess to my friends. who managed to answer will I give you a gift..."


"What does an elephant have but no other animal has?" tanya Bayu made everyone present think a little.


"Religion.." cried Diana.


"Wrong.." said Bayu.


"Gading.." shouted Ujang.


"Wrong.." said Bayu.


"The answer... THE ELEPHANT BOY." replied Bayu.


๐Ÿ˜†HAHAHAHA...


"Thank you kang Bayu. which we next welcome with applause...our friend from Sukabumi.." cried Diana.


"Hi friends.I have a unique story on my journey to Jakarta..."


"When I want to go to Jakarta I stop by first to buy souvenirs..."


"I bought Diana's favorite Mochi cake..."


"The cake is packed so neatly.. so as not to be infected with cardboard belonging to others. I write the name Diana.. because it is this cake for Diana..."


"And I arrived at the bus terminal. because I have a lot of luggage.. Some I put in the bus trunk..."


"I put that mochi cake in the upper trunk..."


"Some passengers have already disembarked because not all of them are headed to Jakarta..."


"Including one of the girls who sat behind me. he went down in the Bogor area. when he came down I happened to be asleep..."


"Here he brought a cardboard by mochi cake..."


"I only realized after the bus stopped at the final terminal.all passengers had gone home with their luggage..."


๐Ÿ˜ก"I was furious with the bus conductor..."


"All passengers are empty. but there is one cardboard still left in the trunk under the bus. It just so happens that the cardboard is very similar to my lost cardboard..."


"However the difference... there is no name Diana on the cardboard... we are all confused.... whose cardboard...?"


"Suddenly there's a phone call in the bus agent's office that tells you that there's a change of goods..."


"It turns out that the girl was also named Diana..."


"What makes him fooled is Nadia's name on the cardboard..."


"Because the gift shop is the same. My hunch is filled by his souvenirs is also the same possibility. then I fad to ask the contents of the souvenirs..."


"Fortunately the contents are the same as what I brought. so we do not have to change the cardboard..."


"So sorry.it came a bit to the afternoon..."


"The one that I want to convey to Diana mba.." said Jalu.


"Obediently...?" diana asked curiously.


"The one thing I want to say... JODOH WON'T GO ANYWHERE." said Jalu seduce Diana.


"Thank you... My name is Jalu Nagara from Sukabumi." said Jalu.


all compact shout...


AAAA...ENGROSSED....


๐Ÿ˜œ"Regularly ae...painan cilok.." ledek Diana.


"Oh yes..the other one that belom acquaintance..temen us from Garut.." cried Diana.


"Hi.. My name is Tatang Iskandar..."


"I'm sorry.I only brought two souvenirs to Jakarta..."


"First one... Here's... Dorokdok Cinta." said Tatang while showing the cardboard containing Dorokdok.


"Well..it's good." cried Diana.


"This is for Diana and all her friends." Tatang said.


"Siiip... thank you Tatang kang... trus the second what...?" ask Diana.


"The second one. This is it. Lilis tea." Tatang said as he pulled Lilis forward.


"I brought Lilis Tea.. special souvenirs for coach Fachri.." added Tatang.


๐Ÿ˜ฐDiana, Mr. Andi, Ujang and Asep fell silent and stared at each other.


"Oh yes.by the way from that Lilis did not see mas Fachri...!" exclaiming Lilis while looking around the house sir Andi.


"Mba Diana... sorry... mas Fachri again where ya...?"


"Non't look like that...?" tanya Lilis started to urge.