Ngecheat In Isekai

Ngecheat In Isekai
He sometimes does stupid things with all his might



"Look brother, are you really motivated?"


"No, what are you doing here?"


 The notebook arrives at its destination with a rough plan.


 This was a non-combat area between Shinrei Kinzan and the second forest. The shining stones are placed along the clear river where you can see to the bottom of the river, creating a truly soothing and beautiful scene.


 This was a cool place that any bastard would feel, and it was easy to understand that this was a 'non-combat area'.


 This time, while Bal-chan is accompanying, members other than Note are waiting on the ghost train. For some reason, only the Note stands upright in the shallow part of the river.


"(ALLFO is an enlightening game. Punishment for killing, punishment for hunting rare species, and being chased by dangerous things at illegal disposal in the mountains.


 So, I suddenly wondered. Disposing of litter carelessly, “What happens if done outside the forest?” "And. If the events that occur in each area are different, then.) What would happen if we dumped a large amount of trash in such a beautiful river! ”


 Notebooks manipulate consoles to create objects such as dozens of selected appliances and pieces of bandits that are not even reusable and can only be sold as second-hand items.


 At the same time, a notebook quickly emerged from the river. Even if the river is deep, only knee-high and the current is slow. The depth of the water is such that even elementary school students can easily play.


 Armors, swords, shields, and bows piled up there. And moreover, the amount of cloth stuck on it made me sick of counting it. A large amount of discarded equipment quickly blocked the small, clear flow.


 But nothing happened.


 Did the experiment fail? And that's when the Note went back to the river and started collecting equipment.


 The glowing rocks that line up along the river lose their light from the point where the Notebook leaves the trash! It will be chained and broken.


"Oh, is this a success !?"


 A note that darted hurriedly and jumped onto the ghost carriage. The ghost train currently has a hatch-like opening on the back so you can jump smoothly. By the time the Notebook, which jumped onto the carriage with agile strides, turned around, the clear river suddenly started to stagnate unnaturally.


 Mud is an indescribable color that looks like a mixture of poisonous dark green, ochre, and tanned black. The mud covered the discarded equipment, and as the river dried up, all the mud stuck to the dumped garbage pile.


 Vapor mixed with purple that steamed from the mud. A terrible foul smell that makes you choke.


 The "Non-Combat Area" mode was forcibly canceled.


"Yes, as expected! Everyone check the food!"


"Eh, that? Everything's rotten!?"


"I was also destroyed."


"I was destroyed too. The potion is not good either."


 When everyone checked the item according to the notebook instructions, without exception, all the notebooks had spoiled the food they had previously for experimentation.


 Although included in the expectation category, everyone will answer NO if it is a good thing.


"Carriage box...is he okay?"


 Note immediately check the item box on the train, but there is no change in food items there, probably because the item box is beyond the assessment. Fortunately in the midst of misfortune, there is no element of certainty in an ever-changing situation.


“No, brother notebook, I also have rotten food, but the holy water and『Ransum Perang』 that I forgot to throw away are all safe...........”.


"Don't you throw away that super-class geromaz!? Or was it not rotten from the beginning? But what about your gear?"


“Ah, the durability of my equipment is also decreasing.


 At the point Yurin pointed at was a lump of mud that started moving as if alive.


 Shadows appeared that looked like flat, drooping eyes and mouth.


"That's right, that's probably the cause. Ughhhh! Really stinks..."


 A notebook that covers the nose with the arms. At the same time, an arm-like object slowly began to grow from the lump of mud towards Noto.


"It's really bad! Give me the train!"


 Clever! The sound of the whip resounded delightfully with the words passine. The carriage carried the Notebook and the others and charged into the forest of 2 people, but even though the mud arm did not look fast, it kept a certain distance and chased after it nonstop.


"Ah, it's really dangerous to die."


 The carriage adds speed, but the distance between the arms remains unchanged.


"What should I do .. what should I do ... If the model of this person is a connection Jib ◯, how to deal with this person ..."


 While the notebook is in contemplation mode, Nuko and the others try to fend it off by throwing a throwing knife. However, it seemed to be meaningless as the attack was only sucked into the arm of mud.


“Note-nii-san, this guy's physical attack didn't work.


“It looks like it can't be beat………….If it's mud, why don't we burn it?”


"That's right. Neon, fire magic."


"I got it"


 Neon unleashed a 5m black fireball. However, the mud arm compensated for the fire with just a hissing sound, and from what I saw there was no damage at all.


"Both physics and magic are useless."


"yo's uncle, following Mori, it looks like this time he's upsetting Kawa, but being that stupid.”


"This is where you'll find out if he's crazy or not. There's a breakthrough somewhere. Even if you can't beat him, there's a way to stop him..."


 Barbariccia, who climbed to the back of the carriage, spoke in a desperate tone, but on the other hand, her mouth slightly raised towards the notebook she was thinking about.


 In other words, it was not entirely in vain.


"How can I stop this muddy hand... No, should I cut the cause?"


"North Brother, what should I do?"


 Seeing Yurin looking agitated, the notebook patted her on the head and muttered, "Is this based on the original?"


“This muddy hand, the target must be me.


 Yulin, returned to the river and somehow threw out the trash in that lump of mud. Maybe there's a rope in the mud. If it's drawn. But if I'm not the only target of the mud hand, Yurin will be in danger..."


"Note brother, it's a game, so let's try! The notebook brother often said, 'Because it's a game!'"


"Note, give us your instructions quickly!"


 Yurin and Spiritus blew up the notebook.


 As he looked a little surprised, the same nostalgic scenery as before made the Notebook laugh out loud.


"okay! Neon, open the roof window! Spiritus, 'throw' Yulin! Nukoo, that 'skill!"


"Oh! Leave it to me!"


"You did well in the past!"


 Nuko and Neon open the train's double window. As Spiritus was dressed like a jug, Yulin jumped towards the hand drawn behind him.


"It's been a long time so I'm sorry if I made a mistake!"


"I'll never forgive you, so let me succeed!"


"[Gravitind]"


 Nukoo's skill was activated on Yurin when Yurin was riding on Spiritus palm or not. Yurin lost most of her weight. Then, Spirytus relied on the taste of his hand to use his arm as a slingshot and threw Yurin with all his might.


 For the first time in about 10 years, Yurin and Spiritus managed to make a combination done at GBHW with their common sense.


 While in flying mode, Yurin, who became lighter after her weight was stolen by Nukoo, was driven by a powerful force and instantly rose into the sky. And when you reach the highest position, go into sliding mode.


"Neon, magic to defuse the wind!"


"Yes! !"


 Behind Yurin, who was already getting further away, a storm bomb exploded on top of the carriage.


 A strong wind pressure pushed Yurin's back hard, and Yurin controlled a storm that could be accelerated and flown with her extraordinary physical abilities. It turns all of that into speed and glides at high speed.


 Yurin thought while sliding.


 I was looking for something useful in my inventory, but I didn't know what the principle was like, but it was mostly broken or damaged. The safe ones are "why not rotten", "battle ration", and "holy water". Then Yulin was relieved.


“(His holy water has not been damaged, the ingredients have been damaged..........Um, BrotherNiiIn an emergency, first put a lump of mud in the hot spring... I couldn't do that, so I thought it would be better if I purified her, so somehow I gave her a pile of holy water .. But it's time) Alright, here it is, but give it! "


 The holy water that Yulin shot out with all his strength as the mass of mud slowly approached.not the usual [battle rations].


"Ah, I made a mistake!"


 Yurin accidentally threw away the battle rations, probably because she had a strong desire to dispose of them unconsciously. The battle rations were sucked into the mud, and as the mass of mud trembled with rage, the arms of mud began to stretch towards Yurin.


"Well ah ah, that's dangerous!


 Yurin throws a golden bottle filled with light blue liquid (one bottle of holy water costs 10,000 MON). Holy water sucked into muddy hands…………


"Your movement's slowing down? All right, I'll win!"


 Yurin looked at it and quickly fiddled with the menu, choosing all the holy water.


"Holy water bomb!"


 After spinning and adjusting his posture, he slid and dropped the remaining 98 bottles of holy water on top of the mass of mud.


 The mass of mud was greatly distorted when it absorbed the holy water.


"That's it AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"


 Yurin found something glittering in the slippery moving mud. The moment he found it, Yurin rushed down as if she wanted to launch a suicide attack. Grabbing it hard, I pushed it into the mud and pulled it out.


 The next moment, the unpleasant feeling of falling into the mud like a gutter became the feeling of hitting metal. It was the equipment that the Note threw into the river, and Yurin was lying on top of the metal armor stacked on the dried up river.


"Huh? What's going on!?"


 Yurin looked around uneasily.


 Then came the sound of splashing water, and a large amount of water flowed like a tsunami into the withered river.


"Eh, hi"


 Yurin was helplessly swallowed by the torrent.


 By the time Yurin realized that all the water had receded after being swallowed up by a burst that made it impossible to look up and down, Yurin was left alone by the riverbank with her equipment discarded.


 And in front of him, there was something like a translucent snake with small legs growing here and there, which looked like an old man mask affixed.


"Tsugi Hayuru Sanu's. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.”


 The hand attached to the snake was stretched out, and the bamboo in the hand was placed in front of Yurin.


 There were only two dark green dumplings that were almost black in the bamboo grass. "The alleged "old Snake" suddenly began to move and was sucked into the river from head to bottom, and its entire nearly 200m body disappeared into the river.


 At the same time, the rock fragments on the river bank emitted light and returned to normal. Then, it began to emit a dim light as before and became a "non-combat area" like before.


"Eh, is this the end?"


 Unsure of what was going on, Yurin, who was overwhelmed by the disappearing mud and mysterious NPCs, left all thoughts and lay by the riverbank, which had become a non-combat area again.



"No, we were surprised too. The mud hand that was chasing us suddenly turned into an old man-faced white dragon. I handed it over and disappeared."


 At the same time Yurin escaped from the mass mud disaster, the mud hand that was chasing the notebook also disappeared, and the notebook returned to the mini house and talked about this incident in the living room after collecting Yurin, who was lying on the ground, on the ghost train


"So, erm, this...you're going to eat it, right?"


 It looks like a dark green mud dumpling.


 Two dumplings on green bamboo. There was a set each on the table in front of Yurin and the notebook.


“‘I won't allow it next time.


 As the notebook picked up the dumplings with his finger and lifted them up, in the bamboo grass beneath it was a very good handwriting but barely readable.


"'A great disaster will befall those who do not receive all orders.' Is that a threat?"


"Note brother, but I feel 'Dangerous if I eat this'. My neck is itchy."


 Just eat it, both Note and Yurin understand it. But courage did not show up.


"Hurry up and eat!"


 However, Spirytas, who disliked such loose things, picked up the dumplings and quickly stuffed them into the mouths of Note and Yurin. Then, he tightly gripped his mouth and closed it so that he could not spit it out.


 As soon as the Notes and Yurin's skin turned pale, they flew wildly and escaped from Spiritus at high speed. When it fell to the floor, it bounced like a fish stranded on land, pounding the floor and rolling around with a muffled cry, until it finally stopped moving.


"Eh, eh!? You'redead... Note-san! Yurin-san!"


 Neon hurriedly hugged the notebook. Noto's eyes were not glowing, like a dead fish, and his mouth wriggled mechanically, as if forced.


"neons…………"


"Yes. Are you all right?"


“For the first time in my life, I learned that. If the bitterness is too intense, it becomes a dull pain.


 A note muttered in a weak voice. Nukoo asks a question while Neon panics.


"Why aren't you logged out? Then you won't suffer."


"Nuko.this is the bullies of management. When I put this in my mouth, I can't open my mouth and the menu itself doesn't come out."


 Nukoo blinked her eyes at the content beyond her expectations. There was no change on the surface, but he was stunned.


"And the reason why I split the dumplings into two smaller parts is to make the second one more closely together.


 But, the dumpling seemed to only bring out the concept of that bitterness...L'm...I'm..."


"Don't be rude, my lord! Hurry up and eat. Let me, the great demon, feed you. This opportunity will never come again, and it is worth it. I'll taste it while crying tears of gratitude." Nodazo's!


 Now open that mouth! ”


"Hey, stop! At least I'll eat at my own pace! Looks like you're having fun! Are you telling me to stop! If you prepare water or juice and drink it, it will be easier!"


"I refuse!"


 Barbariccia is using "veto power" for the first time with a very sweet smile on the notebook sequence.


 When Agrat's eyes met with Agrat, who was quietly observing the situation from the crack in the door, he wondered what he was fussing about, and Note made a silent plea for HELP with all her might.


 However, Agrat looked at the notebook and Barbariccia alternately with a face as embarrassed as an abandoned puppy, then shook his head and quietly closed the door.


 A desperate notebook, having lost all hope that could be the only one capable of contending against Barbariccia. He happily stuffed the rest of the dumplings into the mouth of the hopeless and loose notebook, with a very sweet evil smile on his face.


 Yurin was in a dead fish state, and half-dead Yurin was forcefully injected with the remaining Spiritus into Yurin's mouth.


 Note and Yurin wriggled with jerky movements that most people should not, and after a while they felt tired, it was as if their souls had disappeared.


"Shino..."


"Master Notebook!? Notebooks!"


 A notebook that loses a little animation from the eye. Neon shouted as she hugged and shook the notebook.


 It looks like a scene from a tragedy movie, but the reality is it's "just eating bitter dumplings", and Nukoo is looking at a notebook, which is a, the half-acted one with white eyes that could be clearly seen by anyone.


 


 And Yulin had logged out before he realized it.


 Barbariccia, Spiritus laughed out loud. Agrat peered through the door again, and looking at the fallen notebook, he looked down with a sad expression as if he said, "I lost a stranger." At the same time as I shouted, I rushed over, and the platform from "Matsuri Byoshi" was in a somewhat chaotic situation.