My Plain Husband

Come month

"WOY T4I WHO'S FLOATING IN THE CLOSET?"

The three men who had been busy talking gasped in shock when Vera threw a dipper at the table.

"Eee, your nutmeg kek dugong," said Steven, hastily he changed his position facing Vera.

"Why do you get angry? not afraid of getting old what? Bdw, not T4i I yes .. no cogan name kalo & kalam not watered," Kelakar Steven looking for a defense.

"My boy," continued Arga.

"Keep, you're Nathan?" accuse Vera of pointing at her husband.

"Absolutely, it's not T4i! that's a kot0ran squishy motif, Nathan bought it yesterday in lazada," upset Nathan, a split second later, Nathan took the chewy thing and showed it to Vera.

"No, it's squishy!"

"Can't he? you want to buy things, useful for a bite," angry Vera.

"It's worthwhile."

"Whatever!" said Vera pasrah.

"Bdw, where's baby Farel? We're going to play" Nathan asked, spreading his gaze.

"Sleep!"

"Fastly, though 'kan kit─"

"WHAT? YOU WANT TO PUT HIM IN THE GUTTER, HUH? I REALIZED TOL*L, HE'S SOMEBODY'S SON, NOT OUR SON!"

"When was our son made?" ask Nathan.

"SMART NIGHT"

"Ciee .. mean, ntar night shake at K4sur dong, don't forget to live yes, Than," teased Steven.

"HEH, I GOR0K L3HER LO LATER YES STOP!"

"Steven oy, not Setepen," Steven's circus was unnamed.

Vera just clucked, her mood was shattered because of the three men, ralat─ rather two morally immoral men namely Nathan and Steven.

"Nathan," call Vera, this time the empu's voice sounds softer.

"What?"

"You need meatballs dong, but the purchase must be in place of kang sate Mamat ya," pinta Vera.

"Lo graduated from a mental hospital huh? Segobl*k - gobl*k Nathan more gobl*k more Vera, eak," said Steven mocking a couple who stared at his sharp.

"Repeat," pressed Vera with a face holding back anger.

"E-eh, I mean, as pretty as Nathan, more handsome as Vera, eh what the hell? Arga auxiliary ogeb, secretly ae lu,"

"Don't follow!"

"HAD, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, I BOUGHT-IN MY MEATBALL IN WARUNG SATE, QUICK! TAKE THE POINT DON'T USE A COMA!"

"Bakso instead of using kuah huh? How to use a point?" asked Nathan innocently.

"I-iya, anyway, you don't get me wrong-in dong" said Vera.

"Have you done, usually if the girl is angry sensitive like gini, that means you again come month huh? Not all pemb*lut nitips?" ask Arga.

Vera was stunned, the girl's smile broke when she heard Arga's words, "a dreamy huck really lo, I was amazed, lo the most the best," said Vera.

"So, Vera came the sun huh?"

"Stop, I'm tired of talking to Nathan! Please, don't need a lot of kec0t again, buy me meatballs same sanitary napkin*t," pinta Vera.

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'Ting'

A notification came in from Vera's navy blue flat object, the girl sliding the screen and looking at the contents of the message.

@Nathan Sint1

[The meatballs are round or square? ]

@Tante Vera

[Is there any shape other than round? I want to form lope dong ]

@Nathan Sint1

[Okay, if there's none, don't]

Vera just read the content of the message, she is too lazy to do a comedy show now.

"God ..."

Vera turned her head towards the source of the voice, she saw Farel who was filling his thumb 4p.

"Would you wake up your handsome Brother Vera? How come her thumb's been put in her mouth, baby?"

Farel only gave a small smile, displaying his small teeth that were in the process of growing.

"Farel's smile is like a precious treasure to Kak Vera, healthy always yes dear."

Chup!

Vera repainted Farel's white forehead, again the boy just smiled, making Vera even more anxious.

Mother and son, are they suitable?

Vera gave Farel formula milk in a milk bottle, gladly, the boy sucked it with pleasure.

"Well, baby? Wait until Mama Farel comes home from out of town, yes, his longing is harbored first," said Vera while mencub1t gemush little nose Farel.

"Than's."

Vera gasped a little, what Farel just said 'than' which means Nathan.

"Ouh, Brother Nathan again came out, and then again also returned," he replied.

'plek'

"We're home."

"Well, that's it," excited Vera.

"Where's my order?"

"Now, that's the meatball" Steven said.

"Where's the kemb*lut?"

"It."

"Well?how's paint?"

"We select no drop no leak-leak"

Plaque!

"IT LEAKED, SAME TO YOUR OT*K CAKE, B4B1!"

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