My Monotonous Husband is a
My Wife
They returned with bags of groceries. Neeha carried a light grocery bag while the Sky carried a heavy one.
"You're strong, it's light from mine"
"Keep strong"
"At least though you look useless but still useful as well apparently" Sky spoke with its distinctive expression, flat and equal.
"Terupon Mas Males"
He was happy at the supermarket. Going home is like there is no life. Is he still upset with that one.
"Neeha, are you still upset about what happened?"
"What incident?"
"The events of yours..."
"Ishh Mas Langit, do not need to be discussed. I am not big, but not small. Standard Mas" Neeha raised her voice.
"Yes-yes I know I was wrong. I actually know exactly your size. It's yours I'm the holy one"
Neeha was upset, but that was the truth. After all, Heaven washes clothes because he who deliberately behaves does not know how to wash.
"Yes, I know your size too. Never hold it" answered Neeha ketus.
But it made the sky laugh.
"Displayed by the Sky Laugh?"
"Finally you can accept the fact of holding my junior. No more shame, right?"
"No, who is ashamed..." Kreukkk kreukkk kreeeeeeeeeghrrrrghhhh
Neeha's hungry stomach is calling back.
"It looks like your stomach is getting ready for the demo"
"This is wrong Mas Langit, we should have a lot of instant food stock so we can eat it"
"That's not healthy, and also the instant food that I buy is not to be eaten every time you want. But only once a week or in times of emergency!"
"Are you, Mas?"
"It's for health. I'm also paying attention to your health Nee"
"It's up to me"
Kkkreeuukk .....Neeha's stomach rang again.
If we go home first. It must have taken him a long time to cook. He can't cook.
"Neeha you cook it tomorrow!"
"Why is it?"
"Later when you cook, it's nighttime"
"I cook for myself, not for you. Let's go to the night too"
"Oo you're neglecting the duty of serving the husband huh?"
"It's not like that. I'm hungry, this is how many times my stomach sounds"
"I know, that's why you're coming with me!"
The sky takes a turn. Neeha could only follow from behind.
Neeha stopped because the dimly lit street was lit only by dusty street lights and filled with spider webs. The light is not fully bright.
Is Mas Langit upset and want to spend my life here. But I don't want to die
The sky turned around because Neeha was a few steps away from him. "Nee's school, the place will be closed"
Neeha immediately accelerated her steps towards the Sky. "Where the hell are you, I'm..." Neeha had prepared her cranky voice.
But Neeha stopped talking after seeing the place in front of her. A simple restaurant with only a few guests.
"I'm coming here, let's go in!" sky Command.
The middle-aged female owner seemed to be serving in the back, and a middle-aged man seemed to be the receptionist as well as his preacher.
The man came to them "Waduh Pak Dosen, rarely come lately. Where have you been sir?"
"Yes, I'm not going anywhere, sir. It was because of some of my busyness" Sky replied politely and with a warm expression.
It turned out that he could also behave like an ordinary human. Usually his face is cold and stiff like a test exam only.
"This is who Mr. Lecturer is?. His girlfriend?" The man pointed at Neeha.
"Not Sir, this is my wife" replied Sky Steady.
There was a happy feeling in Neeha's heart as Heaven gave such a confession. I don't know why, but still Neeha smiled at the man as if confirming, yes I am his wife.
"Ooh his wife, it's appropriate that lately Mr. Lecturer rarely comes. Already brought a stick apparently. Very beautiful wife Mr. Lecturer. You are indeed smart to find a wife" said the man praised.
Again, thanks to the middle-aged man's words. Neeha smiled again.
"Ah Father could have"
"What do you want to order then?"
"I ordered as usual sir"
"Ok Rice soup as usual, if his wife?" The man saw Neeha.
"What do you want to order, Nee?"
"I'm the same as you"
"Ok means 2 stew rice yes"
The man walked to the back.
"It turns out there's a restaurant around here too huh Mas?" Neeha looked at the overall situation of the restaurant.
" Of course, I bought the house we live in not only because it was closer to the campus where I was teaching. Because the location is very strategic. There are Supermarkets, Parks, Markets, even cheap restaurants like here"
"But, how come there's no paper menu?. Or usually there is a menu description on the poster or on the wall"
"Thankfully your brain is still functioning, Nee. You realize it's on me"
"What do you mean?"
"There is only one menu. Rice soup"
"Well...Then why did his father want what message?"
"Basa Basi only. Most of the guests here are neighbors. The owner of this restaurant is a husband and his son who often come with their partner. The owner of this restaurant only opened a restaurant because they are used to it, about their child's money must be sufficient"
"Ooh, that's it. How does Sky know everything?"
"I've lived here long enough. Of course I should know. You just wait a little while longer, surely some people who realize my existence will come to us"
It is true what the sky says. Since the soup has been served until it gets cold. Lots of happy restaurant guests to congratulate them both as a married couple.
After eating, they returned home. On the deserted road suddenly the barking dog made Neeha aghast in shock and climbed onto the back of the Sky.
"Why are you saying Nee?"
"There's a Maaass.." Neeha clenched tightly onto Sky's body while the grocery bag had already slipped out of her hand.
"Yes I know you like cats. Don't you also fear the sound of dogs?"
"If bitten I'm afraid of rabies Mas"
"That's a dog tied up in one of the people's houses. They are sensitive to the voices of people passing by. Besides, it seems like you made the rabies dog remember the strength of your bite. That time in the ER I thought my arm needed some stitches"
Neeha descended from the back of the Sky. He took the grocery bag.
"If I were rabies, Mas Langit was the first person I had to transmit" Neeha walked ahead of the Sky.
"Eii the way here!"
"I also know" Neeha answered ketus.
Seriate....
