MY GIRLFRIEND IS A PURE VIRGIN

Birthday Invitation

Kriuk-kriuk sound of crispy potato snacks chewed while snacking and occasionally laughing see the cartoon Mr. Beans.

"Would you wake up, La?"

"From that moment, keles."

"Gue forgot yet hp charger directly tepar, earlier."

"I'm also direct, tepang! Ud on my chargerin tuh hp you on the edge table, mattress."

"Ah, um you are my understanding and kind friend La."

"Smuck a bunch of you, ah! I want to work on you, Chan?"

"Ala-ala emang lu La, I didn't work just got tired."

"All right, laper ain't lu Chan? Masakin I noodles the bad thing, if the pesen eat late ntar late I work."

"Iye I made the noodles, I check my phone first."

"Don't wear it for long, I'm running around taking a shower with noodles already mateng ya aunty."

"Sue, your teeth are sprawling aunty."

Starting noisy in the apartment as they both laughed, Megalomen was still in the dream realm, said the boy, basic kebo.

Sinchan checks his phone as he walks into the kitchen turning on the gas stove, filling the pot with water and starting cooking sausage noodles. Shower the same cooked noodles bath, blooms it noodles."

" Woy, what shower are you taking? Old beud habits, blooming tuh your noodles."

"Again my shooting, iye bertar again kelar, boisterous lu Sinchan. Take a bath with her, monyong."

Take a shower, eat noodles. Casual style clothes wear tight t-shirts, trousers, bomber jackets, sling bags, teplik sandals and natural dandan, kelar.

Just wait for the pick up taxi.

While ngaca neatihin hair that would be pigtailed by a horse.

" Ulala I feel fresh n so beauty aselole lalala, I doang who went to work Chan?"

"Yes La, it's gone. I'm still tired Megalomen is still missing, tomorrow I work."

"Great crafts me, again waiting for subscription otw."

"Oh, uh yes Hara same Yola tomorrow dateng earlier on sms tuh boy."

"Earn bring souvenirs are the hallmark of his village."

"I told you, God willing, he said."

"Yes, the important thing is to come safely here. Yes I've been walking gawe, ojek I've been in the lobby."

"Ho'oh, titi dj, titi kamal, sandora point aja you."

"OK, less long you dodol."

Monday and a half six in the afternoon working hours in the morning on disperse, it is definitely jammed beyond perishing eh ordinary, can barbecue we first guys.

From the apartment to the workplace quite close, it only takes half an hour if not jammed with a car, if stuck with a car can be an hour, can be late to the office, department.

Fortunately Lala uses motorbike motorcycle taxi, even if it is jammed can be slippage yes and until the office on time. Work can be night shift, from seven to two in the morning, if overtime until five in the morning.

Oh yeah guys acquaintance used to be the same two friends Lala who again pounced yesterday, tomorrow on dateng. Hara and Yola. Lala calls Hara Pesek, Yola Jenong.

The nature and behavior of Pesek and Jenong is not much different from Sinchan and Megalomen, the difference between two friends Lala who tomorrow want to come to Jakarta, they both at that time again jojoba aka happy singles, eeeaaa.

In office...

Walking as usual, tonight is less crowded other visitors if you want the weekend. Many visitors and sometimes have to overtime until the morning sometimes like to exchange shifts with others, the fate of being coolies.

During the break at the locker, Lala gave her a birthday invitation through a talk, her name is Shera. Lala calls him Rhino because he is tall.

"Lala, tomorrow come ye bday me at Emporium Pecenongan with Si Sinchan, Indah, Hara and Yola."

"Besok I work Rhino, most likely out of work. I told you the same boy on."

"Yes gpp, anyways room until five in the morning. I just wait, watch out you don't come."

"God willing I came, why don't you open the room here far away from the Rhino Emporium."

"Gue ngikut men, he opened his room at the Empo, so all of you said open the room there."

"Oh so, what kind of man are you? You have a lot of rhinos."

"Eeye, a lot of Hong Kong! I'm the only one who's hideung that's from Nigeria the George, rich don't know any of you."

"Yes uwis, don't forget yak."

"Fish the card."

"Sue."

"So tomorrow off your dong?"

"Yup."

"Love the kasmaran euy."

Tik tok tok ... The clock was showing at two in the morning, Lala saw the watch used on the right hand.

"Time to go back cool, still sleepy euy." inwardly.

Lala to the locker, change work clothes and work shoes with sandal clothes that he wears when leaving for work. Beresin stuff in his locker, already neat key deh.

Hair in the ponytail, bag sling, stay down to the parking lot because ojeknya already waiting.

His name was also an employee, so he went in and out the side door.

If you have Doraemon, Lala wants to use the door to anywhere to be able to go anywhere happy, delusion level subdistrict.

Chequek...

Lala saw Sinchan, Megalomen and her legs, they were gathering in the living room again watching a horror movie. The lights are all turned off, there's only light from the tv screen.

He said let the impression of seremnya, horror. Ala-ala is a two-boy, hadeh.

"They're both good enough to sleep, aren't they, so now I'm going to sleep all day, revenge." he grumbled.

Lala go straight to the bathroom, wash your feet, then go to the room open bomber, taro bag, lying on the mattress, hug the bolsters, pull the blanket, turn on the lights, turn on the bed, do not wait long to disappear from the real world to the dream world on the throne of the contest.

Smooth slurping! Understandably guys yesterday lack of sleep back from Exo.

Eyes are still gercep, Lala's view to the ceiling of the room between the lives have been collected or still in the clouds. There was the sound of people chatting interspersed with laughter, his ripple.

The clock on the wall of the room shows at four o'clock past twenty in the afternoon.

"What sleep is a coma?" thought.

"Udah on your dateng people?"

Ask Pesek and Jenong who are cool in chatting with others in the tv room.

"Iye La, I've just been there."

"Gue was noon."

"Where then?"

Lala open the refrigerator ngecek say know already in the refrigerator, it turns out there is nothing.

While taking the pocari sweat, thirst is like a throat in the desert.

"Nih his souvenirs are still at the table, I haven't entered the refrigerator sluggish."

Directly dismantled the paper bag, curious to bring what are his two best friends who pounced this. There are pickled vegetable fruits, brownish flavored mango chocolate, banana chips, kemplang crackers and macaroni level five most spicy, uwow endes-endes yummy.

Lala just grin while the brush macaroni that pedes let the eyes sticky.

"Many of you have brought it."

"Al-ala lu La."

"Oh yes, there is a bday invitation from the Rhino Shera ntar malem in the Emporium, tell your dateng people."

"Working gears."

"Gue ntar directly to the Empo or Hara, Yola."

"Yes, I'm the same Megalomen behind the direct work otw to the Empo. Gawe lu Chan?"

"Some, yeah, I've heard it."

"Gue nitip kadolah, just choose all you bring ya Chan."

"Ho'oh, what are you doing?"

"What a call, what matters is good. Shirt, picture frame, doll, anya."

"Yes already."