MY FAT WIFE

MY FAT WIFE
Forcing



At Mr. Darma's residence, Father and son were in the living room talking about work while waiting for their dinner to be ready.


While the mother is still in the kitchen with the help of her assistants struggling with all the dishes that will be served to her family. Yes, if the kitchen problem, Miss Lasmi chooses to cook it herself.


After all neatly arranged at the dining table, Miss Lasmi also called her husband and son.


The dinner was very quiet and comfortable. Abhimanyu who had been asking this morning to be made asem vegetables by his mother had also been obtained.


As if not bored and wanted Abi to eat with greed, and it did not escape the observation of the mother.


" Abii since when do you like asem naak vegetables?" Ask Ms. Lasmi who was observing her son who was eating voraciously.


As if he did not want to eat disturbed, Abi only answered his mother's question with a sweet smile.


" If you're not wrong since Wiro sir's house, huh Bii?." Seeing his son did not flinch with his mother's question, Mr. Darmalah finally answered.


" Yes ma'am, since at the house of Mr. Wiro, Abi began to like his son,, uh wrong I mean the father likes his vegetables." Mr. Darma repeated his words while teasing his son.


" Ooh sir Wiro has Bii's daughter?" Ask her mother again.


" There's a ma'am, an ELEPHANT." Abi replied as well as he did.


" Husshh. ngawur you Bii." Mr. Darma reprimands Abi.


Abi did not answer again, stopped eating and said goodbye to return to his room leaving his parents who still did not finish eating.


" Mister Wiro actually has a daughter??" Bu lasmi curious.


" Yes, Mr. Wiro has 2 girls. The 1st is still Junior High and the other is his eldest son who happens to work in our company's cafeteria." Answer Mr. Darma with a smile.


" What does Abi mean by an ELEPHANT?" Ask Lasmi again.


" Ha ha ha, Abi is presumptuous by the way. Yes Fadila the eldest son of Mr. Wiro is indeed Fat at all, but his son is beautiful, deft, good at cooking and making mother's cake." Reply Mr. Darma praised his wife.


The two lovebirds who were no longer young were joking long enough at the dinner table, granting their children, grandchildren and daughters-in-law. They enjoyed their old days.


***


It's the end of the week again, this is the time for employees to rest their bodies that have 5 days of work.


In the boarding house Dila looked lazy, because last week he had gone home to his parents so this week he did not come home. Since the dawn prayer Dila longed to go back to sleep. But his eyes could not be closed until he finally decided to clean up his little room.


The clock shows at seven, Dila stopped his activities when the ringing sound in his ear.


He grabbed the phone that he put on his bedside table and immediately shifted the green button after the tau listed on the screen appeared the name Riska.


" Hello,, Assalamualaikum..."


" Waalaikumsalam's...Dut gii what are you now?" Tanya Riska across the phone.


" Gi clean clean room only Ris, Why?"


"I'm the same inspiration again in the garden, you're following ya!"


Please think for a moment, before He really agreed Riska's invitation. Because instead of getting bored at the boarding house alone he thought.


" Okay, I'm ready first, wait in the usual place!"


About 30s of Dila had come to the place where he had made the covenant with Riska and Ilham.


" Yaudah yuuk jogs first." The word Ilham later.


" Lhoh lhoh kok jog anyway, I guess you guys are not getting here for breakfast." Dila Protest.


"Sports activities daunta dut, see that body uda kayak what?" Ilham.


" I exercise every day, ask Riska!"


" What sport is Dut??" Riska asked back.


" Mouth sports." Dila.


" Ngunyah means luu." Reveal Riska again.


Ha ha ha,, their laughter was in unison, and they ran around the garden.


The park is always crowded if the weekend is like today. Sports, dating, or just hanging out with friends.


A handsome young man was seen cycling around the park several times round. Then he rested his body on the garden chair.


His eyes combed people who passed by with their respective activities.


He is Abhimanyu the deputy director. Behind him was a bunch of young girls who were chatting.


And their loud chatter was heard by him.


" Eh Jek, you know if the girl's nyari is not just a pretty face as the body doang sexy but also her heart is holy." Said a young man with glasses.


" Elaaah.now I ask, you want to have a girl whose body is like a girl who is ono tuu," The young man in the hat said his friend.


" I don't mind if you have a cake girl, besides loo see tuu chick just her body is big, but her face is pretty cute kok cute especially if she is baek heart, but her face is cute, not arrogant and clever peacock, beeeh my dream wife tuuh." Reply to the boy with glasses.


And they continued the chat that was either beneficial or unfaithful.


Hearing the conversation of the people behind him suddenly made Abhimanyu turn to the subject that became their material.


Abhimanyu saw a young girl who was running small and then rested and did gymnastics with her two friends. Abhimanyu was surprised that he recognized the figure of the fat woman.


" Fat likes sports too, kirain just eat doang here." Abhimanyu murmured that sometimes his mouth was not filtered.


Abhimanyu continued to look at the large figure who was now across the street right in front of him.


No matter what wind hit him, Abi suddenly wanted to meet the fat girl. Just say hello or his mouth losnya want to touch it and make the girl slumber.


Without thinking much Abi then drove a bicycle and pedaled it towards Dila and his friend were.


Abi stopped his bike right in front of Dila. And made Dila, Riska and Inspiration flabbergasted of his coming.


" Mr. wadir." Say they're compact.


" Often I see a handsome man." Abi said so confidently while taking off his sunglasses.


The triumvirate felt awkward at the arrival of his wadir in between their chat, when the atmosphere became silent.


Aware of that, Abi immediately opened a chat between them.


" Kok on diem siih, it was a cry for mercy." Abi opened the chat.


"What kind of sports do you want to eat here?" Ask Abi later.


" Two sir, would you like to eat here too?" Inspiration that addresses Abi's question.


" I'm here the intention and the goal is only 1 sport, besides there's nothing I can eat here." Said Abi arrogantly.


Hearing that Dila was annoyed by him, considering that several times he had made her stray like entering a cooking contest.


" Are you sure there's nothing to eat with you ? This is where normal people eat." So upset with the words of Dila just slipped away.


Hearing the words that Dila said made Abi jerked and angry.


" You mean I'm not normal, Haa ??" Abi was angry and snapped at Dila.


Riska who was shocked then elbowed the stomach and Ilham who sat down selonjoran also kicked Dila's leg.


" I mean here's normal people's food, commoners' food, Buu's not a rich man like father." Dila immediately shrunk.


" What food can you eat here?" Abi defused his anger.


" Many pack, there are vegetable lontong, rujak cingur, gado gado and many more, cake cake is also a lot of peacock." Riska answered because none of her friends opened her mouth.


" Are you not sick to your stomach if you eat on the side of the road like this ?"


" We are all ordinary people eating roadside gini, stomach is immune! Yes maybe the father who can't eat food like here is afraid his stomach hurts ." Say Dila Masi with a sharp tone.


Hearing Dila's scathing words, Abi's cynical smile and nosy nature made her lips turned upside down.


" I can eat anything like the food here, Asaaal...." Abi paused the word he said.


" What's the origin, sir?" The inspiring scorn.


" The Origin of the Fat Man who cooks". Said Abi while pointing towards Dila without taking his eyes off Ilham.


" what?? Why me sir?" Dila Protest.


" Said you are good at cooking, good at making cakes, why surprised so I told you to make food,,, Don't you just tell the birds everything and you're actually you if you cook only from scratch ?" Abi said with sincerity.


Dila who did not accept, the soul of his chef revolted like that by Abi directly sprayed Abi without caring about the social status between them.


" Why do you say that, I never cook with original, I cook with heart, so you don't talk carelessly!!"


" Cook with your hands instead of your heart, magic dong." Abi still doesn't want to lose.


" What do you want dad?"


" In the fat one, the fat has gone up to the ears, right?, I said, you cook for me".


"My wife, sir, am I not your wife?"


"Lha keep you masakin' people in that office all your husbands?"


Checkmate by Abhimanyu.


" I don't want to know, you cook for me !"


" Yeah tomorrow I'm going to the cafeteria and I'm cooking."


" No I don't want you to make me private, if you protest can imagine what I can do? And not only you but your two friends will be affected as well." Abi started to make threats.


" Why be more cruel gini sir, Yes it's up to the father, now what do you want?"


" Smart ! Now you take this money you shop for ingredients to make a lot of food and cakes. If you guys come back here wait, 1 hour later I pick you up. Okay!"


" Well, what do you want the same food to do, sir?"


" No, I sell it again on the side of the road, Yes, I eat it," Uda deh mulu protest from earlier."


" Oh yes, we work." Dila was forced to surrender.


"Well, that's the sweet rich elephant in the circus! Yes, I'm shopping." Abi passed by pedaling the bike at a fast pace.


Hearing that all made Dila more furious and upset with Abi.


" Tu people are a lot of money times yaa ruhuh people as good as jidatnya aja." Dila patted his eel regretting why he could deal with his warder.


" Lu uda kayak bininya aja Dut tell masakin everything." Sahut Risk.


" Aamiin, have gone shopping to hunt him back we haven't run around to be able to rampage it wadir."


" Diih cave mah ogah so bininya not what uda nyusahin." Dila answered while looking.


Not much to say they went to the market close to the park.