My Crazy Girl's

My Crazy Girl's
Weird Girl



It should have been a quiet day for Rozy because she was able to calm down while listening to music in her class


.But it was instantly broken due to the arrival of a girl.


"Hi Rozy's.." Greet the girl


"..."


"HI ALEXANDER ROZY YUDHA." Soap again


".."


Can't take it anymore, Ifa pulled the earphone attached to Rozy's ear.It makes Rozy shocked.


Rozy then raised his head and looked at the girl in confusion


"Hi, ask for hp lo,wa lo,ig lo,line lo, pin bbm lo."Said Ifa with her sweetest smile


Rozy does not know what to react like anymore, the girl in front of him is really crazy.She is confused what exactly the girl is doing?is he wrong or has a mental disorder.


"Rozy ask dong wa,ig, bbm, line lo." Anxious Ifa because Rozy just kept quiet and looked at her with a strange look.Rozy looked back at Ifa carefully, she seemed familiar with the girl, but she could not remember when she met the girl,not at all remember.


"Lo..lo who is it?"


"Know I am Ariska Ifa Nurlia, call me Ifa or dear also what, the transfer student from SMA Cahaya Bangsa."


"Huh?how do you know me?"


Hearing Rozy's words, Ifa's heart felt crushed to pieces.Ifa then stomped his feet several times to the floor.It makes Rozy more confused


"Rozy forgot about Ifa?We met a week ago."


Now Rozy remembered, very much remember..The girl turned out to be a crazy girl he met one week ago


~Flashback on~


"Daughter, you are so happy today."Said Ifa while jumping there like a grasshopper, but the grasshopper is not that crazy.As a result, everyone who was in the parking lot looked at her.Yes.


"Lo can't be quiet?I'm spinning seven rounds now."


"The daughter is evil."Said Ifa as she spread her lips.


"Lo baboon's lips!"


"Let's go, Ifa's lips are more sexy so Rozy can fall in love with Ifa." Said Ifa in spirit 45


The princess just shook her head looking at her best friend's behavior, what a strange girl descended from a 7-headed snake.Ifa has indeed told her feelings for Rozy to the Princess.Of course the Princess is confused, her best friend is so easy to fall in love with someone she just knew, what this is called love at first sight, the first love,or from the eyes down to the heart?


"Daughter, my goodness.gue wants to faint."


It's weird again, you snake woman!


"What's the matter?"


"That's...Rozy,gue has to samperin him before he gets home." Said Ifa while running away from the Princess


"FUCKING CRAZY WOMAN!!" Shouted the Princess because she could not stand the behavior of her best friend, but Ifa did not pay attention to it, she still ran after the prince of her dreams.


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"Haa..R..Rozy." Said Ifa with breath gasping for running.


"Sorry, who are you?where do you know my name?" Rozy asked confusedly.


"Gue wants hp lo dong numbers, all no wa lo,ig lo, line lo, and pin bbm lo, ." Said Ifa while showing the most beautiful smile in the universe


"What's that for?" Rozy asked who was getting uncomfortable with the presence of the girl


"Gue wants to get your hands on it."


The Princess's mouth immediately gaped perfectly, it could be usual for the snake woman to express her ridiculous desire with a level of intelligence that berbiazaah to people.Yes, the Princess could hear their conversation because of the sound of Ifa very loud, very loud,maybe it wasn't just him who heard it, but everyone who was in the parking lot.


For the sake of sister ros who is not married, want to feel like the Princess disappeared in the swallow of the earth at that time.


"You want what the hell?" Said Rozy could not stand the strange girl in front of him anymore.


"Gue said I wanted to ask no wa lo,ig lo, line lo, and pin bbm lo."


"No." Said Rozy and left Ifa alone, she was really uncomfortable with the girl.


Looking at Rozy who left her, Ifa sat down and stomped her feet on the ground like a child sulking for not being bought a lollipop by her mother.


"WOI LO WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"


"GUE WILL DEFINITELY GET LO'S NUMBER."


"NOT JUST A NUMBER, RUE WILL GET IG LO,ID LINE LO, AND PIN BBM LO."


"THAT'S AN IFA'S PROMISE."


Everyone in the parking lot laughed at Ifa's behavior.


The princess who saw the strange sight immediately covered her head with a plastic bag in her hand.


"Oh Allah, the Princess will repent, O Allah, please remove the Princess at this time."


"Bas on a crazy woman." Princess Annoyed


~Flashback off~


The day's events, suddenly ringing in Rozy's head, she remembered the strange girl who asked for all her sosmed accounts in the spirit of 45.


Rozy, then left the girl again, before strange events happened to her again.


"Issshh.nyebelin." Ifa


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Three girls were sitting in a cafeteria at Garuda Bangsa High School.It seems they were discussing something, Ifa then came to them


"Ifa, where are you going?we were busy looking for you from earlier." Rara said while picking the fried food in her hand


"Yes fa, we're worried about tau ga,lo will just enter today, then you go as rough as how."Continue Dhea


"Look, I just wanted to see the prince of my dreams."


"WHAT?????" Hysterical Rara and Dhea, while the Princess was silent, she already knew the purpose of Ifa moving schools here, and most annoyingly, Ifa forced herself to move with him.


"So your only purpose in coming here is for that frog prince?"


"Prince dreams lo's ass!"Dhea.


"Udah ah,gue go to the toilet first,bye bye."Ifa then left her friend.


"Eh Put, kok Ifa can be like that huh?"


"Well, how do I know ra, maybe from birth already that cake."


"Is Ifa possessed?"Continue Dhea


Instantly the laughter of the three of them broke out from thinking about the madness of their best friend.


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Rozy's ear was hot from that moment to hear the voice that was beside him.Although it had been gagged with earphones, but still it was still heard.


"Is the new boy really your girlfriend?" Ask Andra, my friend Rozy.


"Gue guess lo homo zy, turns out you demen chick also turns out."


"Beautiful boyfriend lo zy, proud I'm the same lo."


"Gue told you he's not my girlfriend, Lo bude' ha?" Rozy snapped because she could no longer hear the babbling of her friend.


"Yes well, relax dong bro, rileks, it's if you're not dating the same girl, why do you get angry try?"


CHECKERS


Rozy could not say anything else, it was true what Andra said, why should he be angry?


Bruuukkkkk


The sound of the door buzz managed to make Rozy and Andra fall in shock.Yes who else did it if not Kevin.


"So right?You got Zy's girlfriend?I swear it's so cute."


"Gue ain't got no girlfriend." Rozy said casually without any burden


"Lo don't nag zy, it's not the girl in front of the class that's your boyfriend, is it?what's name?"


"IFA." Shouted kevin and Andra while bertos ria.


Rozy then stood up and went straight outside the classroom.It turns out true, the crazy girl was standing at the door while thrusting her phone to Rozy.


"Seek your number."


"Astag."


"Seek lo Rozy's number!!"


"Gue ain't gonna, and ain't never gonna."


Rozy then left Ifa.For the umpteenth time Ifa was rejected.


"Ifa must have said Rozy would have given Rozy's number to Ifa." Said Ifa while following Rozy's steps.


Kevin and Andra can only look at Ifa.


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"Assalamualaik." Rozy said as she kissed her mother's hand


"Waalaikumsalam, eh mama's son has come home, how is the school?"


"B is ma."


"Geez Rozy, regular school, she's looking for a boyfriend."


"Hm."


Rozy then left her mother, she did not want to argue with her mother because arguing with the woman was exhausting, especially the problem of LOVE


Rozy then went to his room and lay down, he wanted to relax his body for a while because today he was very tired of facing the medusa.Yes he named Ifa by the name of Medusa, because he always gave poison to Rozy.


Tinngts


Suddenly there was a notification sound emerging from Rozy's phone.A Instagram notification


From Ifa:


Hi Rozy, don't forget my followback huh :*


Rozy's hand immediately shook to see the emot sent by the medusa.She now regretted not privating her Instagram account.Now look.medusa was able to find her instagram.


Drrrrtttt


Rozy's phone suddenly vibrated, it indicates there was an incoming call from a number that he did not know.He was sure this must be the medusa.At first he hesitated to answer, but with all consideration Rozy finally answered the call.


"HELLOOO-ROZY.."


It was medusa.


"Where did you get my number?"


"There's, Rozy kepo!ifa has Rozy's number."


"It's up to you."


"Oh yes, don't forget to save the Ifa number"


"How can I not?"


"Iih Rozy save number Ifa, do not forget the followback also ifa ig, or ga Ifa will call Rozy continue."


"Yes, I'll save."


"That's dong,bye bye Rozy."


Tuuuuuttt


After the connection broke, Rozy then kept the medusa number, rather than having to be haunted continuously by the medusa.


"Gue's gonna find out who gave me the same number as that weird girl."


From this second on, his life will not be at peace because of the girl.