My Absurd Husband's

5. Boy Edan!

Married to Raga has never been a shadow in Jelita's life, let alone she who always avoids when meeting the man. Jelita did not expect that she would live with someone she had avoided so much in this world, not her ex but Ragata Sadewa, the snot boy who always teased her. Jelita felt she was not a wife, but Raga's nanny. Obviously so! His age and Raga were far adrift, he was more suited to be the older brother of the man than to be a wife. This was all his grandfather's fault who was already in the afterlife, why also his grandfather was there a will that he should marry with the gibberish. Everything was a mess because of his grandfather. Jelita seems to have gone crazy, maybe he blames people who have died long ago. He has become an ungodly grandson because he continues to check on decisions that have long been made by his grandfather and Raga's grandfather.

"Mom!" raga shouted calling Jelita's name.

"What?" jelita asked without looking at Raga.

The woman was in the room, sitting on the bed playing her phone. The view on the phone screen is much more beautiful than Raga's original handsome face, but he did not admit it at all.

"Cuek is very much the same husband himself, Ma'am?" ask Raga while sitting on the edge of the bed.

"Not to say anything weird. Just tell me what you want? Don't bother me, I'm busy." Raga peeked at what Jelita saw, the man sneered.

"Busy what? Just scroll insta doang, look at other guys. Why the hell did you see them, Ma'am? Obviously, there are people more handsome than them. The person is clearly in front of you, you can do anything you like." Raga was upset when Jelita seemed busy looking at the glowing-faced guys, but it was clear he was more handsome and real. It's sweet, it's handsome, it's cute and adorable.

"Not to go to Lo!" Jelita glared annoyed, the woman immediately distanced her phone from Raga as the man dared to peek and comment on her personal affairs.

"Mbak, I'm a laper. Masakin I something dong," pinta Raga in the form of whining.

"Buy yourself, have complete and healthy hands, right? Anyway, we're nobody. You have no right to ask me for anything, nor do I. Take care of your business and I'll take care of my business!" tukas Jelita firmly.

"Heh, beautiful Ma'am! Wherever I am, I am your husband. So you have an obligation to serve me, starting from you have to cook for me every day, nyiapin my school uniform and most importantly..Lo have to serve me in bed every mall." Raga whispered softly in Jelita's ear in the last sentence.

Plakk!

One slap landed perfectly on Raga's cheek. Instead of being angry, Raga smiled.

"Basin' crazy boy! Haphazard yes lo! You think I'm babu lo!? You think I'm a real wife to you!? Lo who has been fooling me until I was forced TO MARRY SAMA LO! Fucking brat!" yelled Jelita while hitting Raga blindly.

"Well, it hurts my body, ma'am. Leasin!" pekik Raga tried to escape from Jelita's punch which turned out to be very bad as well.

"Bodo I don't care! Let the pain continue to die, Edan boy! Let me be a widow and get away from you!" reply Jelita who increasingly tightened her punch on Raga's body.

"Aush! Sadist very lo, Ma'am, same husband himself," said Raga.

Jelita did not respond, she focused on tormenting Raga with her death blow. Raga who could not stand it, pulled Jelita until the woman fell on her body. The man hugged Jelita tightly, resisting Jelita's fierce rebellion.

"Please!" jelita shouted continuously.

"No want! When else can I hug you, Ma'am." Raga giggled amusedly, feeling very happy because he could turn things around. Very happy also because he managed to hug Jelita, when else he could get a chance in narrowness.

"Take me off, Edan boy!" Jelita pulled Raga's hair to make the man complain then reflexively let go of her embrace.

Jelita smiled with satisfaction, the woman rose from Raga's body, sitting on the bed. Raga also sat down while rubbing her hair that had been grabbed by Jelita.

"Let's fall out, let's not be able to support the excitement anymore!" jelita Tuas.

Jelita kept her phone in the pocket of her shorts, got up from the bed and walked out of the room.

"Sir, where are you going!?" shouted Raga also rose to catch up with Jelita.

"Oh it turns out you want my food, ah so my seneng," said Raga when he managed to catch up with Jelita to the kitchen.

Raga immediately sat on the dining table chair, about to wait for Jelita who she thought would cook herself food. Because honestly via is very hungry.

"Geer very lo, who would want to masakin lo? My man wants to take a drink too" replied Jelita who broke the happiness of Raga before him soared high now fell to pieces.

"Well, I'm disappointed, ma'am. I wish my starving stomach was filled with good food that you cook." Hearing Raga's words, Jelita just rolled her two lazy eyeballs.

"What I thought!?" ketus tanyanya.

"Must think of dong, Ma'am. I'm your husband, you have an obligation to feed me a living. Or if not ...." Raga purposely hung up her words.

"What?" ask Jelita.

Raga smiled, the man stood up from his seat then walked over to Jelita.

"Ngapain you near!? Far away there!" Jelita pushes Raga's body too close to her.

"Kalo lo not masakin food for me, I can dong for another living, Ma'am. Like nananinu in the kitchen will be exciting, we can try a variety of styles in our first experience." Raga whispered softly in Jelita's ear.

Jelita was not a child yesterday afternoon who did not understand at all what Raga said, she clearly understood that.

"Basin' crazy boy!" jelita shouted directly hitting Raga's head with a bottle of drinking water in her hand.

"Bak, how can you? Play mute physical violence same me!" raga protest felt pain in his head.

"It must be my head" he said, rubbing his head.

"Gue mukul lo it's not a problem, unless you mukul I just become a problem. It's wrong to say weird too! Learn the real thing first! Don't be a grown-up by talking about it!" tukas Jelita then walked past Raga and deliberately nudged the man's shoulder.

"Review ya lo, Ma'am. I'll make sure you ask for the ration itself to me!" shout Raga.

"Bodo very, I didn't hear you say anything, Edan boy!" sahut Jelita's.