Me And You "But" Why There Is Him
Gokils
Sorry if there was a mistake in making the story.
This is my first novel :)
HAPPY READING
Both brandon friends are still cool to be honest without caring about his best friend.
On the sidelines of the debate between rino and tyo, brandon spoke incoherently.
"Kriss, I love you! Why don't you get pregnant" said brandon who is still pat on his bar table.
He made his two friends shocked.
"Eh kampret lo denger not just brandon say what?" rino's question arrived.
"Denger is bego emang you think I budeg what" said tyo.
"Wet nyantai bro talking about his budeg do not have to make it hard. But did you say bunting? Who's on this tarno sir's wart?" rino was confused.
The two of them were silent for a moment and immediately looked at each other towards Brandon.
"Whhaatttttt HAMILLLLLL?" rino and tyo shouted simultaneously.
"Eh ordinary goat dong talk about his saliva haram lo got me nih, my address must showers seven shapes" said tyo.
Rino only heard the horse's grin.
"Ngape you can hear the grin? BOKER IN LO PANTS?" ask tyo for a moment.
"Aasyeeeemmmmm you think I'm a 5-leaf boy who's still demen berde dicelana" dumel rino
"Aanjiiiirrrrrrr, uh jenggotnye dedi cobuzer when I was a 5-year-old child already had a taste dyed dah, it was a child under 3taun. Wah lu don't don't age that much still demen berdek dicelana lu ye!" knock tyo while hitting rino but hit brandon instead because the distance between tyo and brandon is closer.
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"Fuck you dare hit my nutmeg" said brandon who still had time to wake up but immediately pat again.
"Serious boil lo yo dare hit nutmeg granddaughter of aditama family. Can be in jiret lo for the case of persecution of conglomerate grandchildren. Hahahaha" led rino because he managed to avoid the death blow tyo.
Rino also directly holds his junior for fear of getting bogem tyo again.
"Don't bege my future with my sweetheart iren nih" said rino who still holds his junior.
"Dih najisss off ape tuh hands! You hold the mulu ***** that is not qualified. Iren's part is not demen ama ***** model chick is bambang" said tyo.
"Who said if maen ama I am epe engap engapan ndrooo" chirped rino proudly.
"That's mah die engap because of the smelly piggy ****lo who never chebok" said tyo who remembered the rino habit.
"Kamprett lo if you talk, don't date bege. If anyone is horrified how" said rino who soon smothered the mouth tyo.
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"Bauuuu jerkkkk" snapped tyo while pinching nutmeg rino.
"Grain me sayin mimi cheeks I lo, anaknye in jitak palanye. In the pitrahin nih the head of three liters and a half." said rino did not accept.
"Bacot lo, your hands stink terasi terasi abis eat what the hell lo" scorned tyo. My real hand is tyo abis eating the terasi sambal before coming to the club.
"Loh koq you know I'm eating sambel terasi yo, wah lo offspring si wijin ye?" rino asked, clapping his hands.
"Eh ringworm pharaoh, wijin mah is not a fortune teller but a jeweler" said tyo again.
"Waduhhh jendes more seductive bro more bohay more experience again" chirped rino while thinking pervert.
"Njirrrr ngeres terribly lo brains! Mom you crave what the hell time bunting rich tiger cub lo?" ask tyo
"Widih mimi I emang tiger (MamaCantik) lo koq tau broo" said rino proud of his mimic.
"Ahh dizzy I'm talking about people who are otaknye squatting" said tyo annoyed.
"Since when there is a squat brain, if there are new boker tuh squat bro" said rino meledek.
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