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8. Two different personalities
Vio's brain is filled with humorous files. In addition to being the strangest figure among them, it was also the most entertaining type of human. Vio is like a fun lecturer who often gives lectures themed humor. He often opens comedy forums to make the atmosphere not dry, boring, and monotonous. Vio understands the procedure to make others ngakak. At least the other person will be grim. He understands how to run a bureaucracy in a joke and understands how to interpret a silly idea into a unique inspiration for others. He was like a meritless hero in terms of how to keep others entertained. His irregular eyebrows, his deflated cheeks, his unsightly jaw, and his rather thick lips were a whole unit that showed that he was an odd and absurd person. While leaning his body in a pile of cardboard, he began to expand his personal experience.
“Then, when it was SD, this story I never told anyone. Because this is a fun story. At once the saddest disgrace.” His face is getting weird. He's like an alien straying. Meanwhile, Rama and Kiagus began to improve their sitting position.
“I cry right back home from school and my mom is surprised. Then nanyai why I cry. Then I replied that I was in school stoned with flowers by a girl.”
Only then did Rama lift his tongue, but Vio cut, “I added more and more cry. I omongi to my mother if the girl pelt flowers as well as flower pots also.”
Vio claimed to have met a beggar who asked for alms. At that time Vio was still in high school and in his pants pocket there was a hundred thousand rupiah. He intended to give thanks to the woman of twenty thousand. Vio said to the beggar holding the baby, “Next eighty thousand, yes, Bi?”
Just give alms but ask for change.
Then, continued Vio, after a while the beggar returned to him.
“Kok ninety thousand, Bi, the change?”
“Take ten thousand I give you, son.”
Explode laughter.
Vio was a teenager once again. He is still in second grade Junior High. Once, he took an angkot Ampera-Plaju majors in red early in the morning to go to school. At that time the cost for students was around Rp300. Vio sat in the back right near the kenek. On the way, kenek charges a fare on the teenager that responsibility. And Vio, who in his pants pocket was a lot of money because he made a lot of profit selling in the market, thrusting on the pocket of five thousand pieces of money, cash. Kontan the aghast, “Dik, it's still morning!”Little Vio was afraid to see the strangeness of the doormat. It was as if the man was holding a giant fork of gift from an evil demon. Vio quickly reached into his pocket again and added another five thousand, so ten thousand, for the cost of going to school from Jalan Merdeka to Jalan A. Yani at least two kilometers away, complete. Kenek was surprised. “Woi, Dik, do you know me anyway?! It's still early morning!” attack while grinning.
Vio was even more horrified to see the cloud of fury that was lingering on the face of the brow. He broke out in cold sweat after being snapped by the black-skinned brow. Just confused about Vio. Don't know what else he's gonna do. And because he continued to be depressed, plus he felt that the kenek kept trying to force him to give a larger fee, finally all the money in his pants pocket, he said, in fact, all the money is ration fare and meal money for one month for school purposes. Twenty thousand more! The flabbergasted kenek held onto the thirty thousand dollars given by the foolish teenager. And when Vio came down from the angkot, he ran with all his might. While the angkot gaped his mouth like a goldfish chef.
Back flashback to his Junior High. Precisely when Vio was first class. He was once wrong to take a city bus, he should have taken a city bus headed for Plaju which was headed to the left just as it arrived at the red light. Uh, instead he took a city bus headed for Kertapati which was headed to the right. He was forced to get off, then walk to the junction of four Jakabaring and wait for a city bus headed for Plaju. Still the story on the way, he told Rama and Kiagus that he had been hit from the city bus because he had no fare, because he had no fare, forced he whined in front of the antagonistic soul to not be dethroned from the city bus.Vio claimed to have bought one pempek, but his shop-lop is a bowl full, but, because the shop is for supplies at the fitting house he wants to make his own pempek.
“Vi, do you remember the story we used to tell, when we were chased by dogs in Kapitan Village?” rama asked with a smile.
Flinched, Vio's memories are chasing towards his past a few years ago.
The story, at that time they had been fishing on the banks of the Musi River, precisely in Kampung Kapitan, 7 Ulu. Bored, they prank dogs who were resting in front of a large house left by the Chinese.
“Gug! Gug!” vio Gonggong.
The animal that is tired of its own life is then angry. His eyes glared at the three people who were making fun of him. The ferocious dog was enraged because its credibility as a species of spooky animals and its servants as the holder of the authority of the area had been trampled. The dog that smelled of earth chased the three of them.
Vio, who was the ringleader of the incident, took the start first to escape. While Rama and Kiagus began to tread on one leg for a pedestal to store energy, the other foot swung agilely. Whizzed. The three of them were pontang-ponting.
“Gug! Nervous! Gug!” the rabid dog shouted as he ran after the three immoral criminals. His tongue was sticking out and his saliva was splattered. He does not play an active role in the implementation of the 2nd precept, it does not mean that animals can be intimidated and torn apart by their pride, therefore blood runs into his face. The three bachelors really do not have a sense of pride.
Rama, Vio, and Kiagus ran fast and ignored the people around them. The northward direction was a positive escape, and after running just under the Ampera Bridge, they dashed to 10 Ulu, continuing up to Kampung Arab at 13 Ulu. They look back. The smell of the beast no longer seemed to exist. They're secure.
“For you, Jok, we almost got a bite from that dog.”
