
It....!!!!!
It....!!!!
Your ears don't hear the wrong kog. It was the sound of goats talking. While the two human children who had been noisily chose to remain silent and close their noses with all their might.
Datul was in the bonceng Mas Hamam with his cool bike. Never used a luxury car, although do not know whose car it is. But today Datul did not expect to be invited to a car with two goats who seemed like lovers.
How can you not suspect that two goats are lovers? A mighty goat that looks like Mas Hamam since then ndusel-ndusel kissed the buttocks of a she-goat. Euhhh... What does it smell like? Though the female goat that has lentic eyelashes is indifferent lying. Either maybe because of the preoccupation also in gituin. Delicious.
Tau ah kog even a goat story!
Even though Datul is still annoyed this hlo. Mas Hamam complies with Datul's desire to visit Malioboro. Okay fine! Ala backpacker kere, he said. Cih, said Mas Hamam stingy did not want to come out of money for the cost. Though earlier Datul was kind hearted hlo, giving gudeg telor owned by Datul to Mas Hamam. But what's the payoff?
Fate is also the time to get a ride with frills. Ndelalah the front seat kog has been filled by the driver's wife who is big size.
"Mass au adeg! au utah" By the way while covering the nose so it becomes.
"Don! amu uat! hehe..."
Strong bald you Mas, it feels like to die!
The open tub car they were riding in kept on going, weaving around on a smooth paved road, as smooth as Anya Geraldine's thigh.
If only, if this. Datul in the Mas Haman bonceng using a cool motorcycle on the road like this, uhh it will definitely be the most beautiful and unforgettable moment. It's also unforgettable, but it doesn't please the oath. The smell of buadek original ah. Don't want to say much, just close your nose.
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Two hours passed...
They finally reached the city center. Hamam waved to the kindly driver who was willing to give a ride, also to his big size wife who had previously had disgusting smiles. While Datul mentul-mentul sprawled on the sidewalk after spewing all his stomach contents.
"Hoeekkk... uhuk-uhuk!"
Mas Hamam who originally felt guilty, approached and helped massage the nape of Datul's neck.
"Sampe puking gini, yak maap!"
Her sweet ten, Datul realized so because of him.
Datul stopped vomiting. Although his eyes are still glazed, hot throat taste gudeg mixed fried tofu chili.
"No need to know, Carry Mas, I'm not strong on my way,"
"uhuk! uhuk!" Cough in sweet.
"Squeezed!"
Datul put on a face. Don't know also kog he became brave spoiled like this. Exhausted effect of vomiting times yes.
"This is also because of Mas Hamam! who is wrong, have played*******, style polll misah from the group, and now we become deflated in the land of people"
Mas Hamam's ears are reddened. Must be discussed again about the sudden ***** earlier. Mana kenceng call it, Mas Hamam so want to buy cepet-cheek while looking to clot the mouth of Datul.
"The city of Datul! we're still in the country time"
"...."
The towering Mas Hamam, suddenly crouched before Datul.
"Why is Mas Hamam?"
"Say he asked for a sling, yep!"
Sin does not play sling. But Datul wants to too. O angel, ask for help in skip not in catet if this is a sin. Promise not to use lust kog in his carrier. At best wear a doang grin. Not a Budiman reader?
"Where are we going?"
"Find a public toilet first, take a clean shower, change clothes, do you want the smell of goats?"
"Having a new shower go for a walk, whatever you want to buy later what, as long as not more than two hundred thousand"
Datul jumped onto Mas Hamam's back, hitting his chewy chest. Then put his hands around the neck of Mas Hamam who was clean white without a foot.
Hamam stood up, it turns out that Datul is quite heavy in addition to the backpack he moved in the front sling.
"Ughhh... This original weight turns out to be Tul, most sins times huh?"
Datul plucked Hamam's arm. Not hard, it's still spoiled fashion.
"Breaking you Mas, say you have to be carried, half-hearted, become a burden!" Datul is a ngegass.
Hap, hap, hap...!
Mas Hamam's steps became more steady after being said. Like a horse that must be whipped first it turns out. Datul prayed that the toilet would be far away, very comfortable in the carrying. If you can find the toilet to go abroad, L.A for example. Aa Raffi is a fashion week. Hiz...
Several times they met with hordes of young girls. Their eyes, looking at Datul and Hamam with strange gazes. What because it's still afternoon, so in the barred pops of intimacy. Or on ngiri ya not in the hold of a handsome man. This time let Datul win a lot.
"Eh Mas, right on your rock that brought my wet clothes, right? where did you put it? I forgot to see"
Mas Hamam shakes his head in thought. Eh... Where's hayo?
"I don't know, I was in Tomi's tonjoki all of a sudden, just down you didn't bring it?"
"Hllaahhhhh.. I also forgot Mas, I'm the Mas Hamam map fitting it, where heavy.." grumbled Datul.
"You are also heavy Datul!" sindir Hamam's.
"Oh my God, I just remembered that there was also my friend in it, how about at people's gatherings? keep making the pesugihan?"
Datul's starting to panic. This is in Jogja, although it is called the student city of kejawen aura is still quite thick here. Datul is panicking. Unknowingly the necklace of his arms around Mas Hamam's neck grew tighter. Mas Hamam suffocated.
"You didn't want to kill me, did you, Tul? Uhuk!"
"UPS.. sori Mas hehe"
"Hes, at most you stink! be sincere!"
His mouth is Hamam, how strong are you!
Not ashamed even in a dozen. It was kog Datul. The veins are unfortunately meatball veins.
"That kayak is the efficacious Mas, from Mas Hamam know"
"But!" Hamam was ashamed of himself. Not able to comment a lot like netizens.
"Run down!"
"We've arrived?"
"Look, so don't think about the brain until you don't realize that we're at the gas station"
Datul cengenesan then came down. Not sincere in his arms.
"Thank you, I took a shower"
"Yes, do not be long, later we go to Maleman, if we run out of buses to Semarang"
"Don't wait! if we run out of buses we can sleep in the emperan!"
"Okehhh..." Datul rattled, before Mr. Hamam ngockeh again.
Datul take a shower first, guys. Don't worry hlo!
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Prepare myself who can not be diligent up🥴
Thank you, my faithful friend, Datul, wkwkekk
love you many & many 'Love you guys