Love Playboy TamVan
Cravings!
The first pregnancy ara is a lot of events beyond reason that he did. Whether it's baby or bego.
The first time he craved, he slapped the doctor's face during a check-up.
Ngidam next, ara asked rey to carry him up and down the stairs up to a hundred times.
Fatty indeed, until the bones of the legs curly irregular. But Rey granted it for the sake of the baby, even though he was very angry.
When parents rey visit, ara very eager to tickle the belly distended papi rey.
Gerandong had refused, because he knew what would be like later, but ara still maksa. My mother agreed to it too.
Finally ara without hesitation tickled her in-laws stomach until papi rey twisted-pink tickled ara quickly without pause.
Finally the carriage was out of breath because he laughed and was immediately taken to the hospital and given oxygen.
After that incident, papi rey never again visited rey's house because he was afraid of fig behavior.
The next cravings were no less strange, where Rey had caught a serious chat with two frogs on the edge of the pool in the back of his house.
In the middle of their conversation, Rey hit the frog until they ran away.
Not accept the pleasure of being disturbed, ara also threw rey into the pool.
Not only that, when the content enters the age of five months, ara asks rey swallow kedondong seeds, because rey often say kedondong seeds.
Rey followed him in a genius way.
He ate the kedondong seeds for real, but when the fig carelessly, he immediately threw away the kedondong seeds, and he said that the seeds he ate had been swallowed, ara also believed aja, and he said that he had eaten the seeds, his name is a moron.
During the age of five months, ara did not allow rey sleep nearby, forced to rey just sleep on the couch.
When the age of the womb enters six months, the demand is getting strange.
Because he asked the daylon to sit quietly on the side of the road in front of his house, ara asked the daylon to count the number of vehicles passing by.
With a flat face, the daylon also obeyed, but he did not count the vehicles passing by, but he sat squatting while drawing a rey face on the ground, because at that time rey was assigned to watch the daylon.
Because Rey always mocked the daylon while laughing, he also painted the butt of the gorilla he called the face rey.
"Oii wart, here first, look at my painting, very good, I'm drawing your face, want to see?" Daylon chuckled.
"No! I can't believe your absurd hand painting."
"Gue seriously til, here deh." daylon pulled rey's hand forcefully.
"What's this?." Ask rey wonder.
"This is gorilla's ass, what? Does it look like an elo face? Haha.. "
"Lo want to jump in the gelut, huh?" Said rey annoyed.
"Come.!! Who dare!!"
They also shoot the fight, gelut in a manly way that maco.
How not maco, because they pull each other's hair and pull each other's eyelashes.
Leaving the folly of the two of them, then ara back to cravings when the age of the womb entered seven months.
Every day he always soaks in a basin for hours, maybe he wants to bathe the baby in the womb.
When the check-up came back, he asked the doctor to get out of the room, then he told rey to check it out.
Rey also pretended to be able to, but did not understand at all.
"Mrs ara, who wants to be checked?" Ask dr. rey.
"My heart doc, it's ticking away." Answer the grimace in front of the impromptu doctor.
"Oh so, here let me inject dead, so that his heart does not beat again." Rey chuckled.
"It's better that the doctor injects you, because you're crazy." Timpal ara later.
'Gue is crazy, and that's because elo bego!'
Rey said in his heart.
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In addition, ara also once told alvin to chew leatherback wuluh with hundreds of cayenne pepper.
"This is who's pregnant, who's cravings anyway? When I ate the star fruit, it was so sweet!" Said alvin spat when he saw the starfruit wuluh in front of his eyes.
"Well, if it's sweet spend it!" Tight ara stared intently at alvin's eyes.
'Nih people like not born from the womb of aunty sherly, I think he's a child tarzan!'
Grumpy alvin while eating leatherback by force.
Daylon ricky and others held back laughter seeing the suffering that alvin was going through.
Seeing ricky idle, ara could not stand still, he told ricky to be a table, ara was sitting on the body ricky casually while looking at alvin who was more comfortable!
"Pst.. Help me dong!" Alvin's whisper glanced at daylon.
The kind-hearted Daylon tried to help alvin, he went to the kitchen to take something useful to help alvin.
Shortly after, the daylon came back again, carrying a small basin.
Alvin's eyes began to emit an aura of vengeance, he stared intently at daylon's eyes.
"Germs!! Look out!! "
"Why bong's eyes?" Ask ara wonder.
"What's wrong!! I'm also craving, I really want to taste the muddy nut!!" Alvin grumbled.
"Oh that, yes, you guys eat star fruit together." Timpal seemed to know nothing.
"Ah, you really.
Hey germ! Here lo! Eat this star fruit, you who give this much." Alvin pulls the hand of the daylon, they both look at each other and taboo each other.
"Haha, I'd like to see you guys eating star fruit until the kayak renbutan that." Fuckin' ara.
'The title of idung lo is crooked!! It's all because of your crazy cravings.'
Inner daylon and alvin simultaneously stared at the ara full of anger.
"By the way, how much do caterpillars weigh?" Ask Ricky who is still the table where fig sits.
"Gue is not heavy! It's only 80 kilos!." Answer the fig casually.
"80 kilos you say only!! I was crazy, like, my spine was almost broken! Down now!! Or I'll stand up!!" Snapping ricky growled.
"Yes, I'm down!! But instead, you have to eat star fruit with the germs and the midgets!"
"okay!!
Finally, the three of them ate star fruit with a face that was not shaped anymore because of the sour taste. Fortunately, my eyes did not move to Idung.
Rey felt pity, she tried to help their suffering.
"Darling, let's go upstairs, it's time for a baby's lunch." Rey pulls soft hand fig.
"Eh, yes. Comeing.!
As the figs left, daylon, alvin and ricky stroked the chest, feeling relieved to avoid the torment of the strange creature.
The three of them immediately brought the basin containing the leatherback to the back, and buried it deeply.
"Gue wonder, where they can starve this much, or not be deliberately prepared for us." Said ricky while digging a tomb for the leatherback.
"That tree.!" sahut bik yam who suddenly came from behind them.
"Ahh bik yam!! Just ngagetin, have you become a demon? Suddenly nongol without a sign." Daylon.
"Ohh, the pantesan aja belimbing is very much, it turns out already fruitful." Tymphal alvin.
"Why is there a tree here? There aren't any yesterday?" Ricky asked in wonder.
"This tree has been around for a long time! But this time it was fruitful! Where have your eyes been all this time, from when the balloons were born, this tree is already here." Sahut alvin while closing the hole dug by ricky. (Jahil)
"Once I was born, elo also belom was born an idiot! We are the same age!
What if we cut down this fucking tree.!!
"Well, that's a good idea, the cockroach brain tumor is a little drenched right now. I'll take the cleaver first."
Without the consent of the host, they finally decided to cut down the star fruit, and immediately burned it, while the fruit they putil one by one, and buried it deeply.
When rey back, he was astonished like something was missing near the pool.
But daylon and alvin explain it in detail.
Rey also did not bother, because the tree was useless!
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Currently the age of the fig content enters nine months. And it just so happens that everything is gathering.
Because, after ara tickled the gerandong, at that time he never again came here, and today he ventured because he was forced to drop by because he had not visited for a long time.
Although the age of the womb is old, but the cravings are still ara felt. Often rey bobbing head made, but rey still obeyed his wife's strange desire.
Ara once took Rey to a big mall outside the city whose distance was one hour.
Rey thought they were going to buy baby supplies, but when she arrived at the mall, she went straight in, and bought only one strawberry ice cream, after which she took rey back home.
Rey is so emotional and furious, the mini market in front of her house is close, why should I go out of town!
'Aron!!! If you are not pregnant! I'm giggling!!! Ngidam kok for nine months. Amit-amit, don't let her bego nular with my son! '
Although upset, rey still smiled and loved his wife who was selfish and insane.
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Guys read my new novel too.
It's called "My husband Mr. Cueks"
(This new novel is made with a cold mind, so it's more sane than this novel)
