Kuntilanak Ganjen's

Part 4's

Today Nono is sitting coffee at his subscription Bu Siti stall, while chatting ngaler ngidul same sohibnya, Dodo. Suddenly the ringing of the phone rang, when Nono saw a message coming in, his eyes widened turned out to be a message from Ratih.

*Bang, I'm waiting in a normal place, please don't pick me up.*

"Waduhhh, the coach asked to be picked up all, where I was not feeling well anymore" said Nono

"What's up, bro!"ask Dodo.

"Si Ratih asked to be picked up, haduh!" Nono patted his eel.

"Loe loyal customers? Genetic girl?Hehe.." sneered at Dodo while laughing.

"Do, please! Replace me with my ngojek!" Nono begged the same Dodo with a face.

"Nehi ah, I'm scared!" sahut Dodo shuddered.

"For the sake of our friendship, this time. I'm not feeling well, please! I am happy to rest" said Nono who continued to beg.

" Okaya for the sake of our friendship, I changed loe ngojek but did he want me to take it?" said Dodo who finally wanted to help Nono because he felt sorry.

"Gue sms first"sahut Nono.

Nono took his phone and called Ratih.

[Neng, sorry you can't pick up. You see Abang is not feeling well, how if you take Bang Dodo aja, he's a friend of Abang]

[Not the guy?]

[Good]

[Ganjen no really?]

[Considered not odd]

[Ok,waiting]

"Do, the Ratih will be accompanied by loe" said Nono while inserting his cellphone on his pants.

"Gue is afraid, I swear" said Dodo.

"Bismillah aja, moga congratulations"sahut Nono.

"Gue go first, assalamualaikum!"Dodo went and said his greetings.

"Waalaikumsalam"Nono answered his greetings.

Finally Nono was able to rest quietly without the distraction of Ratih who brought her like a complex mother-father even more beautiful than mothers***, hehe.

Finally Dodo had arrived at the intended place and sure enough there was a beautiful woman waiting for him near the banyan tree.

"Neng Ratih"

"Bang Dodo"

"Let's go!"

"Ok deh Bang!"

"Where's Neng?"

"Kampung Kemurunan Jalan Pocong Desa Genderewo No.13"

"Meet boyfriend?"ask Dodo kepo.

"Or just the brother, gales deh yes" said Ratih who began to odd.

"This ring has arrived" said Dodo.

"The fare!"Ratih.

"Never mind, sincere brother"sahut Dodo.

"Accept, pamali refused his money enough to buy Mang Jana cilok," said Ratih while giving five red sheets of money bearing the image of the father of the proclamator.

"Nuhun oruh Neng!" said Dodo who received the money given by Ratih.

"Sami-sami, nitip greetings to Bang Nono, hopefully soon to heal" said Ratih.

"Ok Neng later Brother Salamin to Bang Nono," said Dodo. Dodo immediately put forward his motorbike and occasionally looked back while muttering.

" Busyet deh pretty body is okay to have, if only the real girl would I want to be her bini me but unfortunately tuh girl so-genesis, ihh..seremm!"

After the departure of Dodo, suddenly situyul nanya with face jells.

" Ayang bebz, who knows what else, who used to go where?" ask situyul.

"That Bang Dodo, Bang Nono can not ngojek because not feeling well. Why that?" ask the suspicious Ratih.

"Jells bebz, original"sahut situyul.

"Eat tuh jells, for money dong Bang!"said Ratih ketus.

"Come for money, money mulu taken care of"sahut situyul annoyed.

"Loe is not sincere? You don't love me?" ask Ratih while glaring.

"Love atuh! But Brother Uyul is sick again bebz"sahut situyul.

"What pain is it?" ask Ratih.

"Malarindu, hehe" said situyul while grinning the horse.

"Lebay very loe, herein the money" said Ratih while seizing the wallet situyul.

"Don't make money, the whole world will give you bebz" said situyul, who began to seduce.

"It can be a shame, it's a shame" said Ratih.

"Bang Uyul is that!"situyul jumawa.

"By the way, where's the Pure Brother?"ask Ratih while chirping.

"Ngedate with Toto, again party next door." said situyul.

"But! Neng kangen deh ih" said Ratih who began to odd.

"Especially Abang kangen very irresistible, Neng dangdutan yuk" said situyul while inviting Ratih joged.

"Hayukk, who's takuuttt....!"

" Yinjury....!"

" Dear..sist...!"

" Asoy geboy...!"

The lovebirds were jogging dangdut while laughing cheerfully. Acting as if like a human, I don't think it turns out that kunti and tuyul were also doyan dangdutan, hehe...