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Photo in Wallet
There was a man in his wallet with a picture of his wife. As his friends watched, he was praised as an excellent husband.
Then, one of his friends asked what function it was to bring a picture of the wife. He replied: "if I have a problem in the office, I always look at the photo, and the problems I face just disappear".
"How happy are you to have such a wife, how could that be?" ask friends.
The husband replied back: "Yes, if I look at my wife's photo, all the problems in the office, it becomes nothing compared to the problems with her!"
SD Kids Want to Go to Heaven
Once, a number of students in one of the classes in SD were undergoing religious lessons. Eagerly, a teacher named Udin was giving a lesson about heaven. After giving an explanation of heaven, the teacher then gave a question to all his students. Here is the conversation:
"children, who wants to go to heaven?" ask Udin.
"I sir, me," cried the entire student.
Of all the children who volunteered, apparently there was one student named Ucok did not come screaming. This made the teacher ask again.
"Those who want to go to heaven show their hands" asked Udin again.
"I see" the disciples shouted, raising their hands.
Again, Ucok remained silent not budging. For the sake of spurring his student spirit, he asked again.
"Will go to heaven, stand up."
Hearing that, all the disciples stood up, except for Ucok who remained silent and was instead preoccupied with his own book.
Feeling that there was an uninspired student, Udin approached Ucok and asked, "Cok, you want to go to heaven?"
"You dong sir!" answer Ucok.
"Why don't you stand up?" lanjur Udin was curious.
"Lha, are you leaving now, sir?"
Computer Lesson Time
There are a pair of close friends, Rudi and Dito, who are learning computers together. Because Rudi was not so familiar about the use of features on the computer, he asked Dito to teach him.
Rudi: “To’ can it not? What is the function of the ENTER button?”
Dito: “Kayaknya anyway to accelerate the course of the program, Rud”
Rudi: “Hah? how to speed up To’?”
Dito: “Ya work let cepet Rud, if long not ENTER his name, but ENDAR...!!”
Rudi: “Hahahaha. Can I ask again? I've entered on the internet, I keep looking for Facebook, why can't I continue? Why approximately?
Dito: “In the future the word “Facebook” has been typed “www” yet?”
Rudi: “Not yet To. Must be written yes?”Dito : “Yes Yes dong!”
Rudi: “Emang what the hell is “www”??
Dito: “Ehmm...You know ga yaaa..? Yes anyway if you want to enter the website you must type “www” first. If it is not wrong, it stands for Wassalamu’alaikum Warahmatullahi Westarokatuh”
Rudi: “Oooo is it, To’?! So greetings first turned out. Cool well!”
That's what friends are for. Smile together, stupid too. Want the answer really or wrong, it is important that the Dito has a good attitude to answer. If not a good friend, he must have pretended to faint so as not to have to think hard.
Tarev
Idin : “Where are you, Din?”
Udin : “Tarawih is to get a reward, let's elu.”
Idin : “Alah say aja you want help sandal.”
Udin : “If by the way his mouth is guarded well, good luck in Ramadan. Otherwise, have already gua lu din.” image
Idin : “Ya sorry, Din. Lah keep why it's sandals you don't wear but instead tendeng?”
Udin : “Ya this would like cave tuker because yesterday was small. Hehehe.”
Iidn : “Wooo basic lu Din Din!”
Update Status First
Like to be confused with kids today, want to pray a status update first.
“3 rakaat first”
“Nsaw used”
His angel Izrail will comment “Sippp, gan”
You're the Only One
A wife is angry with her husband.
Wife: "Why didn't you say that you were so poor this time haaahhh..?!"
Husband: "I've told you Ianngg. But, you're the one who is not horrified and does not understand..!"
Wife: "What did you say to me?" (asked with curiosity)
Husband: "I said, 'Darling, you're the only one I have and I have in this world..'Uh, you answered 'so sweet'…"
Wife: #!?!*’?”##!!’”?:"{:??:{ aarrgghhhh......
No Teeth Scrubbing
Bimo is a first-class elementary school kid. In addition to being ranked first in his class, Bimo was also quite handsome. Even so, Bimo has one bad habit that only his classmates know. Bimo often does not brush his teeth.
One day, Bimo's homeroom teacher was teaching his class.
Mother teacher: (Stop teaching for a moment) "Bimo, this morning did not brush your teeth huh?"
How shocked was Bimo. He thinks which of his friends complained to his homeroom teacher about his habits.
Bimo: "Shirt the teacher can tell?"
Teacher's mother: (Smiling) "Look, there's some vegetable left in your teeth."
Bimo: (Shouting merrily) "Then, mother is wrong. This morning I had a fried rice breakfast with omelet. I ate vegetables three days ago
One Airplane
On the plane were called the fathers who sat at the side:
“Where to, deck?”
“Surabaya, pak”
“Wah, same ya”
Lahh, we're one plane, sir.
Stories from Manado
Sari: (fear) "Mom, where's Father?"
Mom: "Well out of town, why are you?"
Sari: (in a soft tone) "Sorry, Mom. I think I'm pregnant, huh."
Mother: (shocked). "What's? What did you say!"
Sari: (thinking). "I'm pregnant, Mommy."
Mother: (angry while shaking your head) "Pregnant!"
Sari: "Yes, pregnant!!"
Mom: "Aaaahh, that's impossible! You're just kidding me! Go you rest."
Sari: "But lately, I've been vomiting a lot, Mom."
Mother: (rada cuek) "Aaaahh. At most just in the wind, you are. Pigi you bought some wind oil there. It will heal too."
Sari: (sobbing) "Hikss, hikss. But why do I like to eat now, Mom?"
Mother: (exasperatedly yelling) "Stop imagining SARIPUDIN! Mamaak templeng you later ya! Any man can get pregnant and give birth!"
Rickshaw and Kuntilanak
On a cold night, a pedicab attendant was irritated at not being able to get passengers from during the day. Finally, the rickshawman decided to just go home.
On his way home, a long-haired woman suddenly appeared calling out to him. "Well, passenger," thought the rickshawman.
Finally the woman went up.
Rickshaw: Where are you going, Ma'am?
"Jalan aja sir, I'll tell you later," replied the woman flatly.
When he got near the grave, the woman suddenly told him to stop. "Stop, bang," he said.
When the woman came down, the pedicabeer saw that the long-haired woman's legs did not step on the ground, so he made the pedicabeer say while shivering: "Aaaa tidaaa Kuntilanaaaakkk..!"
Spontaneously the woman glanced cynically at the rickshawman: "Biarin! eetddahhhh!"
a short story about true friendship is quoted from the book 'Friendship' published in Galileo Logic:
Make friends with anyone can, want him rich, poor, ugly handsome, male, female, old, or young. All is fine because there are no rules that prevent someone from being friends with anyone, even the President.
In making friends, we must have manners, manners, and ethics. If not, maybe starting from a friend we can be an enemy or even become a criminal.
That is the point of manners, manners, and ethics in making friends so that friendships run well and can help each other. Those things must be considered in choosing a good friend or best friend because good friends can determine the direction of our life goals as well. For example, if we are good friends with drug dealers, we can indirectly become drug addicts or drug dealers.
Make good friends with smarter people, indirectly we will get useful knowledge from it. Be careful about choosing the best friends in your life. Must be able to choose and filter, which is good and which is bad.
Like Romi who was lulled by the words of Doni and Lio. Romi made them good friends. Doni and Lio are mischievous children, smoking, and brawling. They instigated Romi to smoke, and as a result Romi was in the hospital with bandages on his head and bruises on his body.
Good friends are not ordinary friends, but friends who are always beside us when
"Your friend is the one who speaks the truth, not the one who justifies you!"
Those words continued to overshadow my thoughts, regretting what had happened to me.
That word is my father's. My father always reminded me to always choose honest friends. This is because friends determine the direction of our lives. For example, your friend is a guitar player, he will invite you to play music and form a band.
yes, I have to shadow those words in order to always remember them. When I eat, go to school, play, and when I go to sleep I always remember it, remember it, and remember it.
but I'm stupid, I don't hold fast to my father's mandate. As a result, I experienced a disaster because I was wrong in getting along.
It started when I accidentally threw garbage in class.
"Who's throwing garbage here?" ask Mr. Kusni, teacher of Education and Citizenship. Before starting the lesson, Mr. Kusni always checks the cleanliness of the class.
I realized that it was my food package. I don't want to confess, I'm afraid to be scolded, even if I'm not going to be punished, but I still don't want to confess.
My best friend, Revelation, nudged my body.
"Nobody confessed?" ask Mr. Kusni in a loud tone. "It is better to be honest and just confess, rather than later be discovered, the Father of the law," continued Mr. Kusni while holding his bushy mustache.
Revelation continued to nudge my body, hinting that I should confess.
"Who?" his voice boomed.
The Revelation nudged me again and whispered, "It is Rom, confess it, if truth be told it will not be punished" the Revelation warned me.
Brakk!
Mr. Kusni, hit the table.
"If no one speaks, you'll all be sunbathing in the field!"
"Rom, I tell you, your time with your friends was punished for you" the Revelation whispered to me.
"So quiet, Way" I wrote down his proposal.
"But Rom."
Not yet had the Revelation Speak, I cut it, "Whisper you!" I started to grow angry with him.
"Geez, who's taking out the trash in front of the class?" ask Mr. Kusni to Wahyu in a loud voice.
"R, r, r," Revelation stuttered and her body nudged me.
I stepped on his shoes.
"Romi, sir" Revelation reveals it all.
I even harder set my foot.
"Romi, are you really the culprit?" ask Mr. Kusni to me.
"Mom, not Sir" I replied trembling.
"Don't lie to you" said Mr. Kusni louder.
"I. yes sir, not me" I lied.
"It was not Romi Pak who did it, there was a class next door who played in the classroom and he littered recklessly" said Doni.
"right sir, not Romi. There was another class kid playing in your class, sir" Lio added.
Doni is my classmate, his body is medium tall, his skin is black, and a little fat. I wasn't so close to Dni before because of her mischievous behavior. Doni didn't go to class when he was in second grade.
Lio is also my classmate, she's a close friend of Doni's. Lio is very ignorant, often doing tantrums in class and sometimes likes to sleep in class. I was friends with him but not very familiar.
But why did they suddenly defend me?
Ah let my suspicions be the important thing I survived Mr. Kusni's punishment.
Actually I also know the reason Wahyu spoke honestly to Mr. Kusni. My father always asked Revelation to be honest about all things related to me and I was required to always be honest.
When he told Mr. Kusni the truth, he actually wanted to defend me, wanted to keep an eye on me, and wanted to carry out the mandate from my father.
"But let it be, I'm already upset with Revelation. It turns out that the Revelation I've known since Elementary School has easily harmed me" I said in my heart.
"OK then, the lesson continues, as long as there is no more trash scattered under your table" said Mr. Kusni before starting the PKn lesson.
Our classmates looked around. If there is trash, we throw it in the trash. After Pak Kusni's lesson was over, I approached Doni and Lio. I want to thank them.
"Lio, Doni, thank you, you saved me" I told Lio and Doni, who sat on the back bench.
"Liet aje Rom," said Lio in a relaxed tone.
"Tell me, the Revelation, don't take it" said Doni.
"You are a child, very song, want to do your own tea. Though I am the same Revelation has been friends for a long time and sits on a bench, still willing to do its own thing," I was annoyed with the Revelation.
Don't be friends with him, just be friends with us. We are cool, relaxed, and solidarity is strong" Doni puffed up his chest.
"Yes-yes," I nodded. "Let's just say, I won't be the land of Revelation anymore" I continued.
Since that incident, I started to befriend Lio and Doni who were famous as thugs at school. I have rarely and never even come home with Revelation because I am disappointed in her.
This time I went to school with Doni and Lio. We didn't go straight home. We chose to sit around or hang out first on the side of the road.

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Reading short stories or short stories has its own satisfaction for lovers. In fact, the theme of friendship is one of the favorites. What are some short stories about friendship?
Excerpted from the book 'Getting a Short story' by E. Heri, short story is a writing that describes human life somewhere in a certain period of time. Meanwhile, the maximum story contains 20,000 characters when longer can not be called as a short story.
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Here is an example of a short story about true friendship quoted from the book 'Friendship' published in Galileo Logic:
Make friends with anyone can, want him rich, poor, ugly handsome, male, female, old, or young. All is fine because there are no rules that prevent someone from being friends with anyone, even the President.
In making friends, we must have manners, manners, and ethics. If not, maybe starting from a friend we can be an enemy or even become a criminal.
That is the point of manners, manners, and ethics in making friends so that friendships run well and can help each other. Those things must be considered in choosing a good friend or best friend because good friends can determine the direction of our life goals as well. For example, if we are good friends with drug dealers, we can indirectly become drug addicts or drug dealers.
Make good friends with smarter people, indirectly we will get useful knowledge from it. Be careful about choosing the best friends in your life. Must be able to choose and filter, which is good and which is bad.
Like Romi who was lulled by the words of Doni and Lio. Romi made them good friends. Doni and Lio are mischievous children, smoking, and brawling. They instigated Romi to smoke, and as a result Romi was in the hospital with bandages on his head and bruises on his body.
Good friends are not ordinary friends, but friends who are always beside us when
"Your friend is the one who speaks the truth, not the one who justifies you!"
Those words continued to overshadow my thoughts, regretting what had happened to me.
That word is my father's. My father always reminded me to always choose honest friends. This is because friends determine the direction of our lives. For example, your friend is a guitar player, he will invite you to play music and form a band.
yes, I have to shadow those words in order to always remember them. When I eat, go to school, play, and when I go to sleep I always remember it, remember it, and remember it.
but I'm stupid, I don't hold fast to my father's mandate. As a result, I experienced a disaster because I was wrong in getting along.
It started when I accidentally threw garbage in class.
"Who's throwing garbage here?" ask Mr. Kusni, teacher of Education and Citizenship. Before starting the lesson, Mr. Kusni always checks the cleanliness of the class.
I realized that it was my food package. I don't want to confess, I'm afraid of being scolded, even if I'm not going to be punished, but I still don't want to confess.
My best friend, Revelation, nudged my body.
"Nobody confessed?" ask Mr. Kusni in a loud tone. "It is better to be honest and just confess, rather than later be discovered, the Father of the law," continued Mr. Kusni while holding his bushy mustache.
Revelation continued to nudge my body, hinting that I should confess.
"Who?" his voice boomed.
The Revelation nudged me again and whispered, "It is Rom, confess it, if truth be told it will not be punished" the Revelation warned me.
Brakk!
Mr. Kusni, hit the table.
"If no one speaks, you'll all be sunbathing in the field!"
"Rom, I tell you, your time with your friends was punished for you" the Revelation whispered to me.
"So quiet, Way" I wrote down his proposal.
"But Rom."
Not yet had the Revelation Speak, I cut it, "Whisper you!" I started to grow angry with him.
"Geez, who's taking out the trash in front of the class?" ask Mr. Kusni to Wahyu in a loud voice.
"R, r, r," Revelation stuttered and her body nudged me.
I stepped on his shoes.
"Romi, sir" Revelation reveals it all.
I even harder set my foot.
"Romi, are you really the culprit?" ask Mr. Kusni to me.
"Mom, not Sir" I replied trembling.
"Don't lie to you" said Mr. Kusni louder.
"I. yes sir, not me" I lied.
"It was not Romi Pak who did it, there was a class next door who played in the classroom and he littered recklessly" said Doni.
"right sir, not Romi. There was another class kid playing in your class, sir" Lio added.
Doni is my classmate, his body is medium tall, his skin is black, and a little fat. I wasn't so close to Dni before because of her mischievous behavior. Doni didn't go to class when he was in second grade.
Lio is also my classmate, she's a close friend of Doni's. Lio is very ignorant, often doing tantrums in class and sometimes likes to sleep in class. I was friends with him but not very familiar.
But why did they suddenly defend me?
Ah let my suspicions be the important thing I survived Mr. Kusni's punishment.
Actually I also know the reason Wahyu spoke honestly to Mr. Kusni. My father always asked Revelation to be honest about all things related to me and I was required to always be honest.
When he told Mr. Kusni the truth, he actually wanted to defend me, wanted to keep an eye on me, and wanted to carry out the mandate from my father.
"But let it be, I'm already upset with Revelation. It turns out that the Revelation I've known since Elementary School has easily harmed me" I said in my heart.
"OK then, the lesson continues, as long as there is no more trash scattered under your table" said Mr. Kusni before starting the PKn lesson.
Our classmates looked around. If there is trash, we throw it in the trash. After Pak Kusni's lesson was over, I approached Doni and Lio. I want to thank them.
"Lio, Doni, thank you, you saved me" I told Lio and Doni, who sat on the back bench.
"Liet aje Rom," said Lio in a relaxed tone.
"Tell me, the Revelation, don't take it" said Doni.
"You are a child, very song, want to do your own tea. Though I am the same Revelation has been friends for a long time and sits on a bench, still willing to do its own thing," I was annoyed with the Revelation.
"Now don't be friends with him, just be friends with us. We are cool, relaxed, and solidarity is strong" Doni puffed up his chest.
"Yes-yes," I nodded. "Let's just say, I won't be the land of Revelation anymore" I continued.
Since that incident, I started to befriend Lio and Doni who were famous as thugs at school. I have rarely and never even come home with Revelation because I am disappointed in her.
This time I went to school with Doni and Lio. We didn't go straight home. We chose to sit around or hang out first on the side of the road.
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Unlike usual, after school I went home with Revelation and went straight home. I've been like that for a few days, hanging out on the side of the road. One day Doni buys a cigarette in the shop and he smokes it with Lio and other friends.
I was offered, too, "Rom, will you?" Doni poked his cigarette.
"No Don, thank you," I subtly refused
"Jeh Rom, just relax! We are not in school anymore, but outside of school, there will be no one who ngomelin us," said Lio while holding my shoulder.
"Udah nih," Doni forced me. "It feels good Rom," Doni seduced me.
"No Don" I shook my head.
"Ah, no metal you, no slang," it seems Lio is getting angry at me.
"Au lu! Where's your solidarity?" said Doni in a high tone.
"Emang must smoke first yes, then the name solidarity?" my many.
"Yes, if you don't want you don't have to play with us-we again. I didn't expect it to turn out you're not cool, not slang, and cemen!" said Doni in a high tone right in front of my face.
"By me, I think it's delicious," I started to get tempted.
"Well, that's just a slang kid" said Lio.
"Now!" Doni gave me a cigarette.
I sucked the poison, but once suck I immediately cough.
"Firstly so. Try again, later also good," said Lio.
I sucked and coughed again, my chest tight. "One more time," Doni asked.
I took a deep breath and coughed again. As I coughed, Lio and Doni ran, "Rom, run there's Mr. Kusni" said Doni.
I sucked and coughed again, my chest tight. "One more time," Doni asked.
I took a deep breath and coughed again. As I coughed, Lio and Doni ran, "Rom, run there's Mr. Kusni" said Doni.
I'm still coughing. We also ran out of nowhere to avoid the pursuit of Mr. Kusni. All who hang out on the side of the road run away all/About four people are with us.
We ran in and out of the alley looking for a hiding place. Once it's safe, we're out. Shit, I still coughed, my chest was so tight, coupled with a run, complete already my suffering.
I have a history of asthma and actually should not smoke let alone run suddenly, fearing my asthma recurrence. I coughed and coughed, trying to breathe long, but my chest felt bad. I feel tormented.
We continued our journey back to our homes. It's bad for us. When we came out of hiding and walked home, we went the wrong way. Right in front of us was another Junior High kid hanging out.
We were shocked when they suddenly ran after us. Our intention to walk home, instead invaded by other SMPs. We ran away because of their number of dozens of people. I can't say anything, my breathing is tight, and I still have to run, I can't!
I tried to run, I ran while coughing and fell. When I fell, my great friend woke up my body.
"Wake up, Rom," said the Great.
I ran and fell again. I saw that Doni and Lio had already escaped away from being on the front line. I fell down, no one helped me anymore. My body is unable to stand, breathing is difficult let alone running. I'm resigned.
I see them getting closer. I just prayed, hoping I wouldn't die on the spot. "Please!" i screamed.
They were getting closer, no one around me could help me. Suddenly something hit my head, it hurt. After I saw it was a stone that hit my head. A minute, a few seconds later, another rock hit me, and it kept hitting me.
They were already in front of me and directly ganged at me. I couldn't do anything about fainting. I was unconscious for two hours. I opened my eyes and I vaguely saw the shadow of a large body.
I blinked my eyes again to see more clearly, after I confirmed it was Mr. Kusni. "Don't move much" Mr. Kusni held my head.
I noticed a bandage on my head and bruises all over my body. It hurts and hurts. My blue white clothes were out of shape, torn, and there were patches of blood.
it turned out that my head was leaking and bruised from the blows from the children. Lucky Mr. Kusni came on time, otherwise I would have been at the public cemetery.
Before long, my parents came and hugged me. They hugged me tightly, my mother hugged me while crying. I couldn't move and just smiled.
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