I Want A Normal Life: No Romance
#04 - Amateur Psychiatrist
The day had gone, I went to school carrying a large wooden board. Walk in a hurry to class. When I reached the stairs, I met Tino, Ivi, and the girl.
“I thought you were in class first.” Tino.
Tino saw the board I brought.
“Hey, the board you brought is big too, you can help us. Love will rise on that board, so we will more easily bring it to class.”
“No, I'm afraid this board is not strong, and broken.”
“Cahatnya.” Gumam Ivi's.
“Hey, I heard that!”
“What's the board, anyway?”
“Later you also know.”
“It's yes, I'm into class first!”
I ran away leaving them.
“What does this have to do with the short message you sent yesterday?!” Tino asked with a shout.
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TOK TOK TOK
SRET
“Fuh, so too.” I said with pride.
That board is my consulting services promotion board. I opened a psychological consultation service, and the short message I sent yesterday was a broadcast message that I sent and spread to many people, especially Platinum High School students. Now I put that board over the classroom door.
There will definitely be many who come to class to consult with me, because it is likely that every student in this school has at least 1 psychological problem.
“Hai again, Razox.” Sapa Tino's.
Tino and the others just arrived and looked at my board above the door.
“Heee... psychological consultation...???”
“So this is the short message you sent yesterday?”
“Yap.”
“Eh? Doesn't this school have Counseling Guidance?” Ivi asked while remembering something.
“Yes, I know, but my usual Counseling Guidance is only for consultation on academic.”
“If this is not.”
“I deliberately didn't wait for you, I thought you'd come earlier than me.” Tino.
“Yes, I was a little late waking up.”
“Coupon thought this would be quiet.” Tino said looking at the board.
“Ehh?? Why did you suddenly say that??”
Tino looked at the board carefully, as if something was lacking.
“Hmmm..”
“Actually I said so not without basis.”
“You see your board,”
“people don't know what the price of consulting with you,”
“you did not label ‘free’.”
“...”
“Uhh... You are right, but it is free,”
“for first week.”
“Maybe next I will charge Rp. 5000.”
“Cih, who would pay 5 thousand for a consultation with an amateur like you.” Complain Ivi.
“The problem told is not necessarily finished, it could appear a new problem.” Further.
“Let me, later I also develop as time goes by.”
“I'll learn about psychologists more on the internet.”
“This consultation starts opening hours of rest later, do not forget to visit.” I said with a forced smile.
“We're your classmate, stupid.” Ivi.
“Alright, buddy, good luck with your business.” Tino.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
“That girl hasn't spoken a word since I saw her this morning.
“Already...”.
BEEPING
...
“Hei, Tino.”
When I entered the classroom, I went straight to Tino.
“You remember what I said yesterday?”
I approached him and held his shoulder.
“I mean that door!”
I pointed at the door at the end of the class.
“Oh, that, yeah, I know. ‘Depress’ Door, ‘kan?” Reply with flat.
“EEEHHH??”
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When the break came, I was still sitting sweetly in my chair.
“Hei, Razox, want to go to the cafeteria with?” Take Tino.
“Ah, no.”
“I nitip only.”
“Buy me blueberry bread.”
“This is the money.”
I gave some money to Tino.
“Alright then..”
“I to the canteen with others.”
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I'm waiting for my first client...
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“Over time yes.” I muttered while looking at my wrist that was not wearing a watch.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
“Hahaha! If only I had shown you that picture.”
Tino and the others had already entered the classroom again.
“Hei, Razox, how many customers have you got?” Tanya Tino came to me.
“...”
“You mocked me, huh?” I stared at Tino.
“Eh? I just asked.”
“Nol..”
“I haven't got any customers.”
“Patience, it is like that if opening a business, not directly crowded.” Tino said in a wise tone.
“This, your bread, eat.”
Tino gave me my order bread, and a bottle of mineral water.
“Eh? Whatisthis? I ‘kan only order bread.”
“You must be tired ‘kan wait? Here, for you.” Said Tino who suddenly became handsome.
“Ti-Tino..”.
My eyes are wet, I want to cry.
Nay! Don't cry now!
“Perhaps, people do not know if in this class there is a free consultation.” Tino.
“Indeed you sent that message to anyone?”
“Umm... the..”.
“All High School Students Platinum.”
“Iya, anyone?”
“Umm..”
“You, ivi, the girl, and my friend from another class, Lisa.” Answer me innocently.
“...”
“I don't have many people I know at this school. Contact me a little.”
“...”
“Tino?”
...
The mood of the class was suddenly silent...
BUAKKK
My head was hit by Tino hard.
“FAST ALONE QUIET!!!”
“Aww... hurts, tau!”
“People I know at this school are few.” I said while holding my head which turned out to be broken.
“Uhh... You should have told me!”
“Iya, forgive me!”
“And also why you ti-“
BEEPING
“Eh?”
We both looked directly at the door, there was a man who didn't seem to be from this class coming in, he was walking around normally...
“Excuse me..” Say that person very politely.
Tino and I looked at the man in confusion.
“Is there a thing called Razox? I saw the board in front, he said this class received consulting services.”
“...”
“...”
“Razox, are you ready with your first customer?” Tino Brief.
“...”
“...”
I stood up and pushed Tino away.
“Sure! My name is Razox, you can call me Razox!” I said quickly as I took the man's hand to shake hands.
“Please sit!”
“Can you introduce yourself? So what's your problem? Does your problem affect your life? Is your problem so bad? No previous handling? Have you ever consulted before? This class is hard to find huh?”
“...”
“Razox, slow down.” Tino Brief.
“Ehm.”
“Please introduce your name.” My words suddenly calmed down.
“O..in.ke..”
“Umm... My name is Juniardo.”
“Juniardo? What a name! You must have been born in June! Same with me!”
“Umm... no, I was born in July.”
“...”
“OK, advanced.”
“I... of class X-6.”
That class ‘kan is next to this class.
“Hmm..”
“What's up, Razox?” Ask Junardo.
I saw my wrist that wasn't wearing a watch anymore.
“I'm sorry, looks like our time is not enough.”
“Can we continue later, after school? In this class.”
“Good.”
“Maybe I will change the policy, the break time is just to make an agreement, while the consultation starts at the time of returning home school. Does that not matter?”
“Not at all, I'm back to class.”
“Thank you!” Juniardo bowed to me.
And get out of class.
“...”
“YEESSSSS!!!”
“Ciee... can customer..” Tino came straight to me.
“I'll be a professional psychiatrist soon! Graduating from this school I will study with a major in psychology at a top university! I'll have my own company! Then I will open a branch until my company controls the world market!”
“Your dreams are high too.”
“And also have a personal secretary.” Add me.
PLAQUES
“Basic pervert!” Snapped Ivi who just hit my head.
“...”
“I ‘kan have not mentioned her gender.”.
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TING
The hour came home finally, I had my things done, but I sat sweetly in my chair.
“Razox, I need your help!”
“Help Love get off the stairs.” Tino.
“Sorry, I can't, you ‘kan know myself I have a meeting with my client later.” I said with a heavy tone.
“Come, Razox, just a minute.”
“Sorry, I can't, maybe tomorrow.”
“...”
“Alright, I wait for you under.”
“Hopefully your business is smooth.”
“Come, Ivi.”
Tino came out of the class with the others, now there was only me alone in the class.
...
“I should have asked for his contact..”.
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BEEPING
Someone goes into class, and that person is Juniardo. He came straight to me.
“Wah, where else?” Ask Junardo.
“Home home.” Answer's short.
Juniardo sat on the empty seat that was in front of me.
“Please introduce yourself again.”
“My name is Juniardo, from class X-6.”
If I recall, I ordered my short message to a few people.
“Where do you know this place?”
“Umm... My classmate, Lisa, she told me about this place, plus the signpost that is in front of your class, I am more and more convinced by this place.”
“...”
I think he knows it himself...
“Huft..”.
“Alright, you can tell me your problem now..”.
“A few days ago..”
‘A few days ago’? It's a new problem.
“... my girlfriend..”.
My feeling is not good...
“... jutek to me, doi always reply to my chat briefly, less than 5 words.”
Right my hunch.
“Umm... Juniardo, it looks like you're wrong, you shouldn't have told me that.”
“While I have always been kind to him.”
He didn't hear me!!!
“...”
Wait, he didn't even see me!
“He also seemed to avoid me, yesterday I came to his class, and he went right past me, as if we had never known him. Today is also so.”
Never mind, let it go, he's your first customer,
“Padahat a few months ago it was our promise, to be in one school to meet every day..”.
His testimony will determine my next effort, if I give him satisfactory service, this place will get a good reputation and will quickly spread. Otherwise, this place will be deserted for the next.
“I think our relationship will be fine.”
“...”
“How is this? I'm afraid our relationship ended like this.”.
Juniardo suddenly held both of my hands.
“Please, help me!” He begged me, his eyes glazed over.
“Ba-okay.”
“So what's the solution??”
“Errr... you..”.
“You stay away from him.”
“...”
“...”
The atmosphere was suddenly silent, again.
“...”
I think I said it wrong.
“...”
“THANK YOU!!”
Juniardo suddenly held my hand while holding back the tears and snot that were about to come out.
“REALLY! I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT AT ALL!”
“Eh..”
“INI FOR YOU!”
Juniardo gave me some red money.
“Eh? It's free, no charge whatsoever.” I said while counting how many sheets he gave.
“THANK YOU!” Shouted Juniardo, followed by the sound of the door shifting. He's straight out of class.
“...”
I really don't ask for payment...
Never mind...
I put the sheet in my pants pocket, and took my things and went out to go home.
