I'm Not a Lesbian
Episode 01's
HELLO ALL ITS PLEASE DONG HELP LIKE AND RATE 5 STARS, ALSO LEAVE THE ROSE FLOWER AS A GIFT, DO NOT FORGET IN YEKAN YA HIS FAVORITE BUTTON, LET THE SPIRIT MAKE IT IN THE SPIRIT OF 5 STARS, LET THE SPIRIT MAKE IT IN THE GLOW OF THE ROSES
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MY FATHER sugitisna West Java, TNI rank firmly disciplined and charismatic, my native mother Palembang children ustadzah soft understanding and great woman for me.
My mother used to hang me in the village next to the Pertamina housing complex, where people were making money, I could live in a TNI housing near the gutter airfield, but the father said he wanted to have many children, so it needed a large field and a large house, because the father and mother were only single children, so they had no close relatives.
Oe ... Oee ...
Born to me at 5am, Monday, February 29, 1970 before the grandmother and grandfather Oma and opa all gathered to see my birth, understand the first grandchild and from the ninggrat anyway ha ... ha ... ha ...
My father was very happy, everyone was happy in the house, but suddenly, suddenly, my father saw the birth of his baby, my father cried hysterically to build the village where he lived.
“Takk!! she's a girl, why a girl? she's a girl?" cried my father.
“Lah it, cook a boy," I muttered while yelling oee .. oee ...
all excited, Oma opa, grandpa, with gardener Mr. Kasim and his wife smiling, happy to see me, thank goodness not to mention the midwife laughing and saying.
“Congratulations, the birth of her baby," cried the midwife.
“While funny, his body is like a baby boy, his hair is thick and already good at playing football," said the nurse.
“Whatt?! anyway, I was born directly so Maradona not a time," this is my dike getting stronger.
then my mother looked at me in amazement and was grateful to see my father's hard work the nights my mother came to play with adults.
directly my father walk there, walk here, I'm the baby end want to see the father, let alone the family in the room, know everything kepo, like a single argen place, chat with each other here and there, and there, my father looked at me in amazement and anger, his fire came out through his ears and big eyes, thinking about the bald head of my father.
“This must be married again, to get a boy," said my father growled and laughed happily, immediately all said.
“What! no wrong talk?," like monkeys they jump if there is a fly that goes all into their mouths, including me who stare see dad talk, my mind says.
“What's wrong dad, want me to circumcise again it turns out," that if I'm big and abstaining from him, I shouted with baby language oee .. oee .. oeee.
Mother was crying bitterly all the noisily, grandfather was ready to go to the kitchen take a long machete, pursued his father.
“Sial you, you want my son's polygamy yes! right here! I cut your anu!" yell at my grandfather again.
“Oh yes I forgot, my grandfather was a police officer from Intel, it was bad to be my big house rame deh," my inner.
“Uda-uda besan, do not get angry first," said oppa worried see his son chased using a machete by in-laws.
“Iya-iyaa peaceful, my son was wrong to say, sorry," Oma I pacified grandfather and all that was there.
“Thank God," said my mother.
“Loh how am I? still naked," Oe .. oee ...
everyone was surprised and busy looking after me.
“Dah gini aja, we wait for the next child to be born, will you want many children," whispered grandmother comforting my father.
my father knelt in front of Grandma and grandfather.
And everything was silent .. silence .. like in mass graves, until even the wind could be heard.
you crazy nurse, off in my shower, look what she put on my body, my body weighs 4 kg, so a one-year-old boy dress for you, by the way, I don't know where it came from, it was a shirt.
“Taraaa .. handsome baby right, all over again, like his father," said the mad nurse solved my father's problem that took away from earlier.
What else is this story, all glazed by.
“Yes Allah!" my grandmother said surprised.
“What you made on my grandson!" exclaiming grandma, Oma immediately pingsang in place of opa and grandfather jumping benggong.
mr. Kasim and his wife Ani were silent but look, the cousin of the father and mother of the 5 uncles, lying on his back laughing until his tears came out, there until it was too big, and rolled on the floor, so he could not be seen, seeing the mad nurse's behavior to me, I smiled at my father seeing how handsome I was hahaha ....
suddenly there was a lightning sound in broad daylight, it was struck by everyone here.
“Silence, I invite you to laugh again at my son, and you are a great nurse, this is my son," said the proud father carrying me.
Alamak Gil nih father, jump up and down he saw his daughter in a happy groom, my mother was surprised.
“What is this," cried mother,
“the world is doomsday!! help me help me"
yes mother do not faint right this is just a tragedy ohai strange birth day, oee .. oeee .. want to drink milk from earlier see your action continues, tired deh.
busy families want to marhaban, including my father's most busy, stories of having children and the behavior of his baby, including, mom was inexhaustible to see old and parents are always happy to play me.
“Eii I'm not a doll, please don't pinch my cheeks and carry me on, I want to bob," I said.
“Mother, let's cut two goats here to marhaban, for my handsome son," said the father.
“Daddy do not mumbazir aja goat, a lot of chicken, cut a few pieces, not to mention a neighbor who loves help, Bawak chicken, rice, coconut, vegetables, vegetables, know the usefulness for the celebration of welcoming our baby," replied the gentle mother.
“Iyaa buk, but it's a big celebration, I'm ashamed that you are stingy," he replied.
“Iya I know Well, dad is still happy to see our baby, cook one village to invite all, forced to wear a tent, so this is not a marhaban but a wedding event," mom says.
pacing back and forth my handsome father thinks of you so I love you.
“Aha!" father shouted loudly like the rehearsal of the ceremonial leader in the army field, all surprised, buk Ani, the maid who lifted a glass to the kitchen to jump, finished the glass that broke because of the voice of the father who shouted, I was even more surprised, directly into my mother's milk teeth,
“Au ..." said mom tell dad.
“Well, your baby's a vampire, surprised by your voice, deaf huh," crowed mom with pain.
“Hahaha ... This is just my son, do not want to be pierced with a loud voice and teeth show, yes my son is handsome," said the father
“Dad wants to call one battalion father, let a massive party, after all this the first child and father went up to the grill to complete the mission of the army,"
mother's surprised.
