Husband Shovels Tops
164. Definitions
The Bramantyo company canteen.
"Dis, Yes, we haven't been around long! This Sunday, go, yuk!"invite Icha then drink the orange juice, while the chicken noodles in front of him have been toilet without rest.
"Aren't you wrong to take Yessie on our way on Sunday?"tanya Disha who also just emphasized her favorite spicy meatball graft.
"Why indeed?"ask Icha while frowning his forehead.
"You really forgot or pretended to forget, Cha?!"chirp Yessie with a bent face staring at the bowl of sotonya which is also already toilet.
"What's up, sich? How are your expressions so sich?! Is there something wrong with my question?"asked Icha who was confused by the facial expressions of his two best friends.
"Yahhh.ni child! Did you forget that this Sunday night Yessie wants to get married?!"cetus Disha's.
"Huhh..?! Yes...yes.?! Sorry,.sory.I forgot that this Sunday you want to get married" said Icha.
"Married.married...What chicken am I?!" gerutu Yessie then drank his iced tea.
"Yes.iya..nikah! Don't scold dong! The bride-to-be's time is mulu! Ntar wrinkles will mate'!"Icha.
"It's.!!!"say Disha and Yessie together.
"Yes.iya..wikah! Wrong feeling mulu dech! Are you guys that again on pms really sensi. It is hard to have a partner who is sure. Ohh.. Unfortunately my fate!"said Icha featuring a sad face made-up.
"Ish...lebay you know, sich?!"cibir Yessie's.
"Ish, you are, Yes. Concerned little napa, the same fate of your beautiful friend charms this matchless,"sahut Icha.
"Tuch right? I don't want to say lebay,"cute Yessie, shaking her head.
"That's why don't date mulu, a piece of marriage. Soon there will be those who are not married. Very dating at home! Want to be your playgirl?" Disha.
"Ich, who doesn't dong, wear it really. I'm not a playgirl.Not that I don't want to be serious with one guy, but there's no fit yet,"so Icha while grinning.
"Nothing is right? What does that mean?"disha asked her eyes.
"That fits my criteria, Dis!" Icha Sahut.
"Criteria? What kind of criteria? Don't get too many criteria, dech! You must have been a spinster for a long time" said Disha.
"Damn you! Doain tuch's a nice friend dong! What friend are you against sich?"said Icha membeik.
"Yes.iya...sorry! Speaking of sensi people, uh. even he himself is sensi.Serus your boyfriend who is not fit right now?"ask Disha.
"Udah disbanded her, same as her boyfriend yesterday, Dis,"sahut Yessie.
"What's? Broke up again? Which is it, Cha?! Since we know until now, you have been seven times dating and seven times breaking up, Cha," said Disha with his head, while Icha was just a whimper.
"Yee.malah counted again. You want to get her into the record muri, Dis? Girls who have the most girlfriends and exes" Yessie said.
"Damn you, Yes,"so Icha thunts.
"Lagian the Disha pakek count how many times you have a boyfriend," said Yessie.
"It's exciting to have a gini model theme. Shocked to know!"said Disha while chuckling.
"Not to be surprised, Dis. He was dating like wearing flip-flops, if used continuously three months had broken up. If not too often used at the longest also five to six months have broken up," Yessie chirped lightly.
"About speaking! But really, sich!"cetus Icha showing his white teeth.
"How old are you, Cha? Don't - don't you forget, whoever your ex is so tired of your ex, "back Disha chuckles.
"Yes.yeah?! You're right, Dis. I don't remember how old I was from Junior High until now, "sahut Icha.
"Wahh.It's really bad you Cha! I think it's true said Yessie, you have to be registered as the former owner of the most girls," Disha said again chuckling.
"Haish.kalian this is emang.... if you like the real thing," said Icha along with chuckling.
"You're tuch yeah, Cha!"yessie said as she shook her head.
"You don't have any intention of getting married, Cha?"ask Disha.
"Have it! Yes, yes, I don't want to get married. I'm still a normal bestie, only this has not met the right mate," said Icha thunts.
"Take care of you, when is the wedding?!" chirped Yessie while squinting her eyes.
"But Yessie's ideals are fulfilled, Cha! She doesn't date, she's married" Disha said, showing her two thumbs to Yessie and Yessie smiled.
"Yes.yeah?! Where the future husband has an extraordinary person again,"celtuk Icha while stretching out his hands.
"An extraordinary person? Meanin?" ask Yessie while frowning her forehead, as well as Disha who also frowned.
"An extraordinary person. You know, he's got a private car, a private house, private stock, and he's got personal savings, right?! If I was proposed to a guy like that, yes I would immediately wrap it," said Icha.
"Wrap..pack!! Rice buckets!"grouse Yessie.
"Wo'ah.I guess what an amazing person it is, it turns out to have everything personal?!"chirps Disha then chuckles.
"Yes Dis, not like my boyfriend who just broke up yesterday. She said her house was luxurious, uh fitting I was invited to her house, terap very disappointing. The reality is not up to expectations, "said Icha throwing a rough breath.
"Why?"ask Disha and Yessie together.
"What is his house ordinary?'ask Disha.
"House is really luxurious. But do you know the definition of the word 'luxury'?" tanya Icha looked at Disha and Yessie alternately.
"What?"ask Disha and Yessie together then they drink simultaneously while waiting for an answer from Icha.
"The definition of a 'luxury house' according to him is 'Rumah Mepet Sawah," Icha said.
"Byurrr"when Disha and Yessie who were drinking and sitting in front of Icha immediately spouted their drinks right about Icha's face because they could not help but laugh they heard Icha's explanation of the word 'luxury house'. They laughed even more as they looked at Icha's face that was soaking wet from the bursts of the two of them.
"Damn you! It's like Mbah shaman aja use the show nyembur nyembur, together again! You think I'm a patient of what shaman Mbah? So you guys are the shamans?!"icha grumbled while wiping his face with a tissue.
"Yes, we're Mbah shamans. We spray you with marriage sprees, and not with a hearty courtship" said Disha who still laughed, as well as Yessie.
"Damn you!!"icha with a grumbling face.
"You know not Dis, Icha's boyfriend who can predicate 'the boyfriend of Icha'?" asked Yessie holding back her laughter.
"Eh, don't open your own best friend's disgrace!" sewot Icha's.
"Why?"asked Disha whose laughter had begun to subside.
"Yessie, don't be your laknatt best friend, will you?!"ketus Icha's.
"Icha's boyfriend who has a handsome boyfriend is his house deket bar," said Yessie ignored Icha's ban.
"Certainly? Does he like to drink alcohol?"ask Disha curiously.
"Yessie, I'm snapping your head! Not diem!" ketus Icha's.
"You know not the definition of the house 'bar deck'?" ask Yessie who ignored the pouting Icha.
"What?"disha asked increasingly curious.
"The bar deckhouse is not a place to drink classy or alcoholic beverages, but the bar decket house means 'Deket Barongan'," said Yessie then chuckled as well as Disha. (Barongan in Javanese means a lot of bamboo grass).
"You guys are laughing at me!" ketus Icha with a sullen face and make Disha and Yessie laugh increasingly broken. While the employees who were eating in the cafeteria also laughed if they accidentally heard the babble of three beautiful women who were good friends.
"The reason is that almost all the guys you date are just ex-all and no one is a spell with you" Yessie said.('Manten' in Javanese means bride)
"I'm tired of looking for true love, too" said Icha, supporting her face with both hands by resting her elbows on the table.
"Yahh.galau dech! Don't be upset! A soul mate will come by itself if it's time" Yessie said.
"Yessie's right, Cha. The mate will come at the right time.Sooh will not come late or come sooner," said Disha.
"Huff.but when, Dis,?"ask Icha.
"patience, Cha. Patience ! Patient people are dear to God,"sahut Disha
"Patient man his ass is wide!"yessie added making Disha chuckle and Icha rolled her eyes lazily.
After finishing their lunch, the three women returned to their respective workplaces. Disha enters Alva's room immediately after an employee tells Alva to ask Disha to bring a file into her room.
To be continued
