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The freak he was, the weirdest friend he made

Ye Xiao was too shocked to close his mouth. Although he had been calm all along, he could never imagine that this seemingly impossible miracle had actually happened.

This body ... actually belongs to someone else …

The place Ye Xiao lived in at the moment was the Land of Han-Yang [1], the mortal world as it was known in the Qing-Yun Realm.

Even though this body belonged to a stranger, he still retained the name Ye Xiao, as he and the former owner of the body coincidentally shared the name. Ye Xiao was previously the son of Northern General Ye Nan-Tian in Chen Kingdom [2].

It was in the General House where our main character Ye Xiao woke up in his second life.

He had been drinking all night in a brothel with his dishonorable friends before he got home and died with excruciating pain in the stomach.

At that moment, a small piece of our Xiao Monarch's soul was still active and coincidentally flew into a dying body.

"I think I can understand my situation now .. No. I still don't understand ..." Ye Xiao frowned, squeezing his temple, "I felt my soul fade. How can I survive and be reborn in this body? That's remarkable…"

He had no idea what was going on, even though he was a fairly knowledgeable person.

It was absolutely impossible for something like this to happen .. but, it actually happened to him.

"Well, fair enough .. The living have hope and now I have mine. With My vast experience, as long as I cultivate myself properly, I will soon become the great King Xiao again! When that day comes, I will take revenge on the three factions and kill them all! WITHOUT MERCY!!"

He gritted his teeth, with an aggressive look.

The three factions had no attempt to deal with him and they ended up defeating him to death, but they would never be able to think that the annihilated Xiao Monarch was still alive at this moment.

"****, one of the days to come, I'll surprise you all!" Her thought.

As he gathered his thoughts, he was suddenly attacked by the pain within his stomach causing him to grimace. It was an unbearable pain that felt like his intestines were being torn apart.

"Cursing! Now I know how this child died ... He was poisoned ... Ye Xiao realized what happened to him immediately, because he had many similar experiences. Although he was aware of what was happening, he could not stop the effect of the poison on the body. He was too in pain to even wipe off the sweat on his forehead.

The boy, the son of a general, had actually been poisoned to death.

At this moment, even though Ye Xiao had taken over the body, the poison was still there and had the function of causing death. However, while the poison was strong enough to kill the boy, fortunately it was not strong enough to kill Ye Xiao!

"This is just the poison of Qing-Ming fruit [3]. huh."

Ye Xiao thought, staring at the poison, because he had identified the poison at once. Suddenly, his vision went dark. He realized that the poison had already started working again, so he decided to immediately use his spiritual power to clear the poison, but was shocked to feel nothing in his body. It was then that he realized that he was not the Xiao Monarch from his previous life. Now, he was just a playboy from a family of generals, who seemed to have practiced some spiritual martial arts but had no spiritual power at all.

Thinking of this, Ye Xiao almost cried out in pain while doing a palm.

It would be a bad joke if King Xiao, who had just survived a major disaster, would be killed by the trivial Qing-Ming Fruit Poison!

The pain got worse and Ye Xiao gnashed his teeth. He knew that he had to try to survive first before considering anything else. He had no choice for now other than to use the last part of his soul power to deal with the pain.

Then, he sat still with his legs crossed and grimaced with pain, then moved the soul force from his mind. He quickly targeted the soul force to where the poison existed and then suppressed it right on the poison …

"Youth!" Grumbled.

He vomited blood, while his face was as white as a corpse.

"Sial ... My last soul force .. was actually used to deal with some crippled poison. Now I'm really fainting .. Who would have thought there would be a day when I would really be so embarrassed .. "He wiped the blood in his mouth and thought," For the time being I must remove the poison first .. Otherwise this body can rot in a few days .. not to mention my vengeance … "

"But ... even if I survived this stupid poison .. I have no strength left to go with my cultivation .. My experience ... My classy formula."

She muttered sadly, “At the moment, I am like a rich man walking in a brothel. I have money and there are girls, but I am a eunuch .. This grim thing has happened to Me. How can I become King Xiao? Why don't I claim the title Xiao Moron … "

Complaining will not help. He realized that he had to find a cure.

……

“Who is the servant? C'mon fast! ”She screams,“ Buy me potions. ”He handed the script where he had just written the list of potions to the waiter. For an educated Xiao Monarch, spiritual strength was not required to cure intoxication. He must have had another way.

Looking at the obedient servant, he felt satisfied, "Aha, at least it feels good to be a gift, giving orders and waiting to be served."

"Uhh .. well .. sir. I am afraid ..." The steward held the manuscript, looked at it, then moved his mouth and scratched his head, with a puzzled look.

"imm? What's?"

"These spices .. I'm afraid I haven't heard of them ..." The steward spoke humbly, "My master, I've learned many herbs in the world. I have also read the Ben Cao Collection [4]. Yet this herb .. icy fruit, fire leaf, Phoenix bloom. Where did you learn this, if you don't mind I asked? "

"Ba ..." Ye Xiao slapped his own forehead.

"No, no, no, I'm joking friend ..." sighed Ye Xiao, "Go."

The steward scratched his head and left feeling confused. He wondered what his young master was going crazy for. He thought, “He really sent me herbs? The man thinks he can pretend to be educated with some strange name written? Really, I don't have a word to say. "

Ye Xiao then walked towards the General's study room in a hurry.

He entered the room, walked to the bookshelf, and began to search for some medical books, thus finding a cure for the poison.

"I know that." The sigh of Ye Xiao.

The Qing-Ming Fruit Poison was not a classy poison to someone like Ye Xiao, but it was still something from the Qing-Yun Realm. There would never be a cure for it in the mortal world.

“It looks like whoever poisoned me did not try,” Ye Xiao thought, “However, if it stays like this, then I am in serious trouble. There is no medicine here and I am unable to reach Qing-Yun Realm. Do I really have no choice but to wait for death? ”

"Oh right, if the poison only existed in the Qing-Yun Realm ... Then, how could it be here? Maybe the poison has some connection with the people ... up there? ”Thought Ye Xiao, and a cold light shone in his eyes.

"My Lord! Lord Lan came to visit! ”A guard standing outside the door reports.

It was not until this moment that Ye Xiao realized that the General House was a very strange place.

There were no women present, not even housekeepers. Everyone who works and lives here is a man.

There were some of them who looked excited, but they were actually flawed.

It was said that these disabled people were all former soldiers who had fought for General Ye.

A virtuous general, appreciates his soldiers!

It was the first thing Ye Xiao noticed about her father at this moment!

"La? Oh, so! ”Ye Xiao was empty for a while before new memories appeared in his mind. Lan's full name is Lan Lang-Lang. He was the son of the Southern General. Now Ye Xiao's father and Lan Lang-Lang were the two backbone of this kingdom, one ruling the north and the other ruling the south.

Ye Xiao and Lan were both sons of the general. Their fathers were often away from home for many years, so they on some level shared the same feelings. That is why they get along with each other and end up being brooches. However, while Ye Xiao's ex was a lunatic, Lan was unable to act too inappropriate because of her mother.

There was even the full origin of Lan's name.

The Southern General was a stutterer. The day before Lan was born, she would return home by train, when she fell asleep.

He dreams while he sleeps. Dream about sailing in rough seas on a ship.

When she arrived home the next day, Lan was born and her family wanted her father to name the baby.

He told others about the dream at the time. But, she was so happy when she heard about her son being born that she stuttered, "La .. Lang ... Lang .. Lang Lang ..."[5]

Then the servant turned and shouted, "The general has decided .. Young master I have been named Lan Lang-Lang …"

And that's how it is. Lan Lang-Lang got his name, and became famous for it.

The difference between Lang and Lang-Lang is like south and north, heaven and hell!

“Xiao-Xiao, I heard you were drunk last night.” Lan's feminine voice came in before she walked into the room, “Hah! Only a wise man like Me can leave early and thank God that I have done so .. Otherwise I will be led to be the bad guy by you playboys …

Ye Xiao became angry and cursed, “Lan Lang-Lang, jerk! Stop calling me Xiao-Xiao or I will beat you to death! "

Lan shrugged and stepped into the room while grinning, "Aren't you amazing last night? You're completely drunk for no reason in a brothel .. I must say I admire that friend, I know! ”

“Huh!” Ye Xiao rolled his eyes, “How did you know? You put a spy in my house? "

"Hah hah .." Lan started laughing, "I won't bother doing that in your bad place."

After exchanging a few words, Ye Xiao observed his current best friend. Although Lan was born in a rich family, she was thin, so thin that her clothes seemed too big, which was actually not true. The slender robes on his body were falling apart as he walked. There couldn't be more than 100 grams of meat in his body. She has strangely curved eyebrows, a flat nose, big lips and cute squint eyes.

He wears a big thick hat on a hot day.

Ye Xiao learned from new memories that there was a reason for him to always wear a hat. His head was affected by the favus [6] early in the year. She had lost most of her hair and became bald. He couldn't help but wear a hat …

Ye Xiao sighed, thinking, "Oh no. I was reborn in the body of a freak, and now I have to befriend another weirdo!"

"My bloody Lord …"