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Ghosts Less Teach
The wall clock had already shown at ten in the evening, but Keno and Mang Dadang had yet to show the trunk of his nose. Bi Ijah and Aira who were waiting started to get anxious.
"Bi, you usually go home at night, huh?"
"Yes, but not often."
"What Keno is not tired from morning until night without rest."
"Indeed like it's the guy, the workaholic hihihi."
"Auntie if you sleep first, Aira will open the door."
"Later on, son. Aunt is not sleepy."
"Not sleepy what you can do to sleep because Mang Dadang has not come home, hayooo.." Aira seduced.
"Ah nak Aira is teasing aunt continues," said Bi Ijah embarrassed. They chat and do not realize that the Keno car has arrived.
"Eh wait, Mang," said Keno stop Mang Dadang who will hit the bell.
"Why, Master?" ask mang Dadang astonished.
"We work for them, here I whisky," said Keno and immediately whispered silly ideas.
Tong
"Eh bi, that's the power to go home. Samperin yuk."
"Corn, son."
Aira and Bi Ijah moved from the sofa in the living room. They came forward to open the door.
Chequelek
"Haloo who?" ask Aira.
"Who's there?" ask Aira again but no word from anyone.
"There's no one, Bi."
"There's no shit, son?" tanya bi Ijah cuddly looking for people who squeeze the bell.
"Have come in yuk."
On the other hand Mang Dadang and Keno giggled to themselves. "Mang, work again yuk," asked Keno.
Tong
After hitting the bell for the fourth time, Keno and Mang Dadang immediately ran to hide.
Aira and bi Ijah opened the door again.
"There's no one else, Bi."
"Ihh aunty creeps non."
"There are people who do it, we do it back, Bi," whispered Aira and they immediately entered.
"Sir, I've scared my wife."
"Yaudah come on," asked Keno not to stop laughing.
Tong
Chequelek
The door opened itself no one welcomed the two of them.
"It's dark, sir," asked Mang Dadang.
"Maira"
"Bi Ijah"
"Are you guys asleep?" shout Keno.
They entered slowly and got goosebumps in the dark. Suddenly there was the sound of horror music, the song lingsir wengi sounded loud.
"What night is it, Mang?"
"Thank you, sir," said Mang Dadang goosebumps.
"That's it, sir."
"Hm"
"Iii iii Ituu, someone is sitting in front of the white-white tv."
Keno and Mang Dadang approached the tv. Suddenly someone patted the shoulders of the two men. Deg. Their hearts want to be broken. They dared to look back.
"A se setaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn !" mang Dadang shouted and immediately hugged Keno's body. Keno is a little goosebumps but still tries to vent.
"People, please buy 200 skewers, Bang. Adek laper.." said someone from behind who made Keno and mang Dadang look at him.
"Mang, there are two mang," said Keno fearfully.
"Don't hug me please, I already have a wife pleasegg" whined Mang Dadang because it was embraced by one of the demons.
The atmosphere was getting gripping, moreover there was the sound of kuntilanak laughing.
Keno and Mang Dadang could only remain silent. Mang Dadang who had been limp lay on the floor and held the trembling legs of Keno.
"Eh bi bi mang Dadang, Bi," panicked Aira he immediately turned on the lights.
Duaarrrrr
"Airaaaa !!!!!"
"Hehehe" ringis Aira.
"That's funny you don't know !" exciting Keno.
"We are not funny how to be funny anymore" said Aira relaxed.
"Sir, why father? Not wet yet, is it?" tanya bi Ijah chuckled.
"This mother is insolent !"
"Mang, don't hug me. Fall my image later," said Keno flatly. Spontaneous mang Dadang immediately took off his embrace.
Aira and bi Ijah couldn't stop laughing.
"What the hell are you guys, our hobbies are so crazy," exclaimed Keno annoyed.
"Hey, who's a hobby. Salah himself frowned first. Emang jingga tired of what goes up and down the stairs to open the door uh fitting opened no one," reply Aira also upset.
"Who knows, our guy just came home. Is it Mang Dadang?"
"It's true, son, Buk."
"Huh basic, you think we don't know what, '" said Aira.
"Ohh ma'am, this is really like a real demon lo," said mang Dadang saw his wife who wore white face, face full of powder and black eye circumference, and hair that decomposed.
"This non Aira's idea, sir. I'm just following you."
"Ohh so your idea" said Keno gave a sharp eye glance to Aira.
"Why? You scared?" aira laughed.
"Have a son, where there is Keno afraid of ghosts," retorted Keno kepedean.
"If you're not afraid why it was winding Mang Dadang, the echo also his feet Hahahaha."
"That was the first time that it was a curve, yes I just remembered him," elak Keno.
"You did what eleven was coming home, too" asked Aira.
"You are also why you haven't slept, Nungguin yaaa," teased Keno.
"His son was waiting, I was just Bi Ijah who was waiting for Mang Dadang," said Aira blushing.
"Alah say just wait, you can not sleep because there is no I will certainly," teased Keno again.
"Heiii, it's not you, it's not me" Aira said as she went to the kitchen to clean her face with a thick powder.
"Don't clean up yet, haven't I photographed yet."
"Huh?"
"This is using the face, the photo first," said Keno throwing the face of the mukena that was used by Aira to his face.
"What the hell, dongga ah," reject Aira.
"Here I take it, spit." Keno immediately put on the face and took her phone.
Chekerek chekrek
"Udah yet?" ask Aira annoyed.
"Still twenty, not a hundred."
"Eh crazy, so much," surprised Aira.
"Something's good anyway, so I'm resetting."
Aira is getting annoyed with Keno's behavior. He immediately cleansed his face.
"Well, this is good. Post first ah."
"Don't be in the post, be ashamed."
"Ehm, caption what is suitable," teased Keno and pura think.
"You have any ideas?" ask Keno.
"Thank." answered Aira.
"Let's help you think."
"You don't need to be in the post, just sleep there."
"Let me think of the caption."
"Bodoamat lah," said Aira and rolled her lazy eyes and left.
"Where are you going, I'm a laper. Make food first."
"What do you want to eat?" ketus Aira's.
"Souffle omelette for sure."
"Okay, wait a minute."
"Ready, no poison, yes" cried Keno.
"Look, I'll give you a bottle of rat poison."
Keno laughed amusedly at Aira's words. Aira does like the cleats of ceplos, as it is, and funny it makes Keno often smile and laugh loosely.
