General, I Love You!

General, I Love You!
I'm more afraid of starving to death than fatness



"What's your excuse?" liu Bei asked so curiously, he wanted to laugh and felt disgusted as well as proud of Jia Li's extremely reckless behavior in the manners at the dinner table.


"If it is with a person of higher standing"


"Are you not hungry? Can I eat your share?" sidelines Xiao Ling, he did not care. 


Xiao Ling felt so hungry that she felt the food on the table was more delicious than she had ever eaten since she was stranded in her dream, it's been 36 hours he's been in a strange, multi-colored world.


Xiao Ling was also lazy to hear the advice of people who did not know him well. Moreover, the man in front of him seemed to know a lot about manners, Xiao Ling only needed to eat quickly and leave from before the man.


"Are you not afraid of fat?" liu Bei asked confusedly.


"I'm more afraid of dying of hunger than dying of obesity" Xiao Ling replied straightforwardly and foolishly.


"Hahaha, spend it!" liu Bei said, he gave a peking duck from his plate to Xiao Ling who directly devoured it without protest.


"Your appetite is too big!" liu Bei said, he wants to laugh.


"Just this time, I saw such a princess, usually they keep their shape," Liu Bei replied, he did not understand the way the female general in front of him who was too cold and indifferent.


"That's the woman you can see, different from me. I always had a great lust!" reply Jia Li without any intention of fishing.


Silence ensued, Liu Bei looked at her with a strange gaze and raised his eyebrows, "Is becoming one of the empresses your lust as well?" liu Bei asked, he looked at Xiao Ling curiously.


"I've told you, I never wanted to even, dream of becoming an empress who has a bond as well as rules with the empire let alone be combined," Xiao Ling replied, saying, he is not a polygamist let alone having to live in a harem palace just to compete for love.


"You haven't answered my question yet" Liu Bei said, feeling ignored and disrespected. 


"Which question?" xiao Ling asked, he rolled his eyeballs remembering every word Liu Bei said. 


"What's the reason you don't want to be an empress?" liu Bei asked, he was still curious.


"Oh, I don't like a life tied up in a palace and always organized. Besides, I don't like to be pitted," Xiao Ling replied, she looked towards Liu Bei.


"But you're going to be an empress and that's something that any woman would really want. Only you don't want it" Liu Bei said, staring at Jia Li's face he felt that Jia Li was stupid.


"Or do you have ambitions of becoming an emperor?" looking at Liu Bei, he was curious about the intelligence and prowess of a general Tan Jia Li.


In fact, the rumor said, "That matchmaking was meant to curb the strength of a Tan Jia Li in order not to stand out too much among the men,".


Liu Bei was still paying attention to Jia Li,


"What?! I never had any ambition to be emperor or empress. I just want to be the imperial security guard" Xiao Ling replied, she felt that Jia Li would do just that.


"Wow, what a glorious dream! But, unfortunately your marriage has been established and no one dares to go against the edict of an emperor! " reply Liu Bei, he made Xiao Ling's dream instantly crash.


"Yes, you're right! It was terrible, and I don't like it! Can you get me out of this?" xiao Ling asked, he wanted reasonable advice from the prince in front of him rather than continuously cornered himself.


"I can't help you, moreover, you will be betrothed to my own brother. Who knew you'd be such a good empress, General Tan?" reply Liu Bei who was still paying attention to the beautiful face of Jia Li.


"This woman is so beautiful, there is no way Liu Fei will let her out of her grasp. 


"All right! Eeghk!" reply Xiao Ling, he burped.


"You really are like a man!" liu Bei, he could not believe everything that was seen and happened before his eyes.


"Let's say I'm a man. Are you satisfied?" reply Xiao Ling relaxed.


"But unfortunately, we will enter Donglai with a disguise as a husband and wife who is trading silk cloth there.


"I hope you're still wearing women's clothes. While your bodyguards plus Lie Feng, as workers we carry trade equipment," Liu Bei explained as briefly as possible their purpose.


"What?! Is that true? What if we switch positions, I'm the husband and you're the wife?" bargaining Xiao Ling, he placed both hands on the dining table while standing up.


"Remember, I am the prince and you are-"


"Broff!" ketus Xiao Ling, "get up to you! You're the master!" insinuating Xiao Ling, he left without bothering to pay his respects.


***


In the afternoon they actually set off for Donglai with two pedicures carrying silk-cloth merchandise, while Xiao Ling and Liu Bei rode. Four of Xiao Ling's men carried a pedicab and the rest rode behind Xiao Ling's horse, Liu Bei, and a pedati.


Everyone wore simple clothes without wearing royal attributes let alone soldiers or generals.


"It seems that in front of there is a bamboo forest, are we going to continue on His Majesty's journey?" xiao Ling asked, he felt that something was wrong.


"I guess go ahead, here I hear rumors of frequent robberies. Many robbers from this mountain and bamboo forest," Liu Bei replied, he felt something was wrong.


"Okay, Your Majesty!"  reply Xiao Ling, "be careful! We will keep moving, many robbers in this bamboo forest! I hope you're alert!" yelled Xiao Ling, he told his men.


"Okay, Madam!" reply everything.


"You guys are really great! If told to make a show, "insider Xiao Ling, he felt that all his men would win the Oscar this year because they were so good at playing their roles.


"Bandits? Oh, my God I can go crazy for a long time here," inner Xiao Ling, she was a little anxious. 


The feathers are a little bristling imagining many things that will be faced in front, the moonlight behind the bamboo forest trees is very beautiful coupled with the sound of owl hutu'an adds to the spooky atmosphere.


"This man is so great, he is used to being in this place," he lamented, looking at Liu Bei who was still casually moving on his saddle.


They increasingly enter the forest, the squeaking sound of the pedati wheel and the neighing of the horse slightly adds to the spooky atmosphere.


Cus!


Arrows started flying from behind the bamboo forest, "Be careful!" yelled Xiao Ling.


Xiao Ling immediately shot up into the air whipping out the sword and trying to break all the arrows scattering towards them, the clanking of swords and arrows added to the slightly horrifying atmosphere. 


Liu Bei made a move as soon as possible, "Protect all merchandise!" liu Bei shouted, he repelled every arrow attack.