Falling in Love Because of Farting

Falling in Love Because of Farting
Can't resist



Riyanti threw his body on the mattress that was not soft, and has formed the islands of Riyanti's painting every night.


"Lin, if hungry cook your own noodles!"


"Keep you?"


"I'm not hungry yet."


"You have egg stock, don't you, Rin?"ask Linda expectantly.


"There's no Lin!" it's old month I have no money to buy eggs because the eggs I bought yesterday are up.


"Yes eat noodles not using telor dong!"


"Wear rice Lin, let a lot"


"Oh yeah, be more Kenyan than me!"


"Yes there!"


"You want me to make Rin too?"


"No need for Lin, let me eat."


"OK ready."


Riyanti laid herself on the bed and hugged the bolster. Remembering there was a pulse then Riyanti activated her internet quota.


clunting


clunting


clunting


The sound of a delayed message notification scrambling to get into Riyanti's phone.


"There's your kouta?"linda asked while carrying a bowl of noodle soup and a plate of white rice plus fried sausage.


"There's a pulse."


"From who?"


"What?"


"Pulse."


"From Mr. Janpilan."


"Oh so sweet, you guys are so romantic!" ledek Linda's


"I didn't ask!"


"But you want the pulse?"


"It's filled, I'm not wearing it!"


"If you don't want to transfer to me, don't refuse."


"Nake it."


"You fried my sausage?"riyanti asked as she saw the plate equipped with fried sausage.


"Well, sweetie got carried away!"


"Again, bankrupt me if gini."


"Whoof alms."


"Not alms but robbed!"


Linda greedily ate her food so sweat because her noodles were added with chili chunks.


Riyanti read one by one the messages that came in one of them from a new number that was not in contact with him turned out to be Ryan's number


"Ryan: is there your quota?"


"Riyanti: yes


"Ryan: save my number Ryan."


Howdy: Done."


Their conversation only stopped until the opening talk. But on the other side Ryan felt a strange thump as Riyanti replied to his message.


riyanti last read a message from Mr. Janpilan.


Mr. Janpilan: later this afternoon I will wait at the cafe melanix


"Riyanti: I have to work sir!


Mr. Janpilan: 4 hours before you leave for work."


Riyanti sighed heavily and chose to ignore the message from Pak Janpilan because if it had been like this, he could not refuse them already bound by the agreement that has been signed by Riyanti.


Riyanti saw the clock on her phone at one o'clock in the afternoon, it meant there was still time for Riyanti to take a break. That afternoon there was no schedule for college. While Linda was already like a fainted elephant sleeping on the floor with a snoring. The dishes and cookware were left in a mess in the kitchen.


"Basic swollen elephant."Sumpul Riyanti while cleaning the dirty dishes used to eat Linda.


Pew


pussy


Riyanti released the gas that had been crammed in her stomach asking to come out joined by the free air.


"Legaaa," Riyanti said as she spread her arms.


*****


Riyanti has arrived at a cafe not too far from Pak kaspar's cafe. Cafe Melanix It looks still quiet visitors. Riyanti clengak clenguk watched every visitor, and his eyes found the figure he was looking for who else if not Janpilan sir.


"What's up, sir?"


"Sit down first"


"I'm in a hurry sir."


"I've asked Mr. Kaspar's permission if you're a little late."


"What?"


"It's good to allow."


"Mothers can't be dong."


"Why?"


"What if I get fired?" I've been skipping two days."


"No way."


"Mr no threat to Mr Kaspar?'"


"Yes not Rin," which he clearly understands and understands."


"If I get fired, how did Mr. Dong pack my college? still a long time ago and who's costing my life.


"You're not going to be fired by Rin!"


"Are you sure?"


"Promise sir!"


"Yes I promise."


"So look at a lie!"


"No, Riyanti."


Riyanti threw her ass at the available seat.


"What do you want Rin to say?" ask Mr. Janpilan gently.


Riyanti widened her eyes to hear the soft voice of Mr. Janpilan because during this time Riyanti had never heard the soft voice of Mr. Janpilan, who he knew the lecturer Janpilan who was super duper killer and stiff.


"Why Rin?"


"It's okay."


"I ordered seafood fried noodles and orange ice sir."


"OK "


Mr. Janpilan seemed to call the waiter and mentioned the orders one by one.


"What's up, sir?"riyanti asked impatiently


"Eat Rin first."


"Pak Cepetan deh said what you asked me to meet you here.


"I want to take you to....."


Not finished, Mr. Janpilan continued his words, the waiter delivered their order.


"Order is ready fried noodles complete with sea food, egg meatballs, orange juice and ice cappucino." the waiter repeats the order delivered.


"Thank you Ma'am said Mr. Janpilan after the waiter served their food.


"Together and enjoy" said the waiter as he passed back.


"Where are you taking me?"ask Riyanti


"Eat Rin first!" not good food."


Riyanti according and ate with great pleasure actually Riyanti had not eaten from lunch. Because sleeping until the afternoon Riyanti had not had time to eat what else stop her food in her room was already eaten by Linda.


"Slow Rin!"reprimand sir Janpilan when he saw Riyanti spiciness


"That's a damn damn thing!"


"And you added the cab." Janpilan took out a tissue when he saw Yanti's face full of sweat and redness due to the spiciness.


quail


"Aduh." said Riyanti embarrassed." pak Janpilan just lowered his head in laughter listening to Riyanti fart.


"for a long time I was used to it." replied Mr. Janpilan


"Sorry Sir."


"yes."


Luckily the cafe sound a little noisy so all visitors did not hear Riyanti fart.


"I'll take you for a shirt fitting."


"Our contractual agreement doesn't get there, sir!"cut Riyanti


"You mean?"


"Our agreement is just a girlfriend pretending Pak is not married" Riyanti said


"Who asked you to get married?"


"So far, you said clothes fittings?"


"Yes I want to invite you to dress fittings to attend my cousin's wedding invitation in Bandung next month.


"Oh Riyanti oh shame."


"Should I come with you, sir?"


"Yes!"


"Why not Heriyanto, sir?"


"Who? ye?


"No, why don't you go with Heriyanto."


"Haryanto is with his girlfriend."


"Someone wants that song guy


'it looks like there is


"If I don't want to come, sir?"


"You have to pay the fine and get your value E.


"This is called coercion sir.".


"Yes, because we have a covenant."


"Mothers can't help me."


"I don't mean it."


"Dear you don't want to come, sir."


"Alright you must sign the termination of cooperation by paying a fine of ten million and getting an E value.


"If I can't pay the fine?"


"I'll report to the police the evidence is strong." We have a covenant letter."


"I'm so gini girly."


"If you don't do it, right?"


"Yes, I'm coming!"


"But where am I sir?"


"It's all my business you just go along and pretend that we're a ready-to-marriage couple."


Riyanti was only silent, although grumbling in his heart but he had no choice but to obey all the requests of Mr. Janpilan. He also did not harm.


Seriate......


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