Enchantment God

Enchantment God
Slipping in front of mom



Today there is no match schedule or training from the club, God also looks bored and depressed because he has no activities in his life at this time and just enjoy this beautiful morning by drinking a cup of coffee while sitting in the front seat of his house.


Many people pass by in front of him, from the start of school children who want to go to school, mothers who have just returned home or just left for vegetable shopping plus gossip, the same parents who want to go to work, college teenagers who have morning classes, to the unemployed who just want to seek doang activities so that people see he is not unemployed.


"Oi!" god shouted when he saw the bakpao merchant passing in front of his house.


Tulit...


"Why God? Want to buy what just want to doang kayak ordinary??" ask the merchant.


"Yahaha want to go dong, mas!" replied the God casually while laughing continuing to raise one leg up on the chair with one hand holding it back.


"Yeah, if I go first, Lord?" said the merchant.


"Woke, bestselling yo!"


Tulite tulite...


Finally the bakpao seller went back to continue selling while sounding the typical sound of his cart so that people can know if there is a kang bakpao passing by, but there are still many who think that passing by is kang siomay.


While the God still sits there continuing his morning routine that is very very boring, he himself is also bored because just sitting around is not clear already like unemployment whose work is falling down doang.


Shortly after, the father came out of his house with a caping and pacul tool in his hand seemed to be preparing to go to the rice field because the father's work was indeed a farmer.


"God, you want to go to the rice field first yo?" said the father.


"Ohh, wes manganese sir?" ask God.


"Udah, just calm down! You eat there too, breakfast so that your body is healthy not thin like that!" said the father.


"I'm skinny from where, sir? My body is athletic enough to be a rock climbing athlete, you say skinny kerupeng!" dewa.


"Hahaha, kidding! Have breakfast, you are ready!" said the father.


"Would breakfast for God be prepared with father, huh? Very good father tumben same god, usually never!" dewa.


"Who said you're ready to have breakfast for you?" said the father was confused.


"Well, did you say it yourself, what the hell?" dewa said also confused while scratching the head that does not itch.


"Ohh, that means it has been prepared with the same table chair so you just sit down with a hen enjoying food." said the father.


"Hmm, if it's mah from the jebot year is also already prepared sir!" dewa said annoyed.


"Hahaha, you're leaving first! Assalamualaikum, watch the house!" said the father.


"Yes sir, waalaikumsallam..."


After the father left, now the turn of his phone rings indicating someone called to his number and it turns out that Vivi aka his best friend who may have now managed to make him clamps to fall in love.


"Wah the Vivi called everything..."


Without further ado the gods raised him.


📞"Hello, Vi! Ono opo, honey?" god said he meant to joke with his best friend.


📞"Dih dear darling, ndasmu!" vivi said emotion.


📞"Hahaha, joking loh iku! Don't baper!" said the God laughed out loud.


📞"Well, what are you doing now?" ask Vivi.


📞"Dih di dih, the pedenya exorbitant you! I just did it once, right now the campus holidays are not the same as training! Usually if you like gini, you must join and there is no work, right?" vivi.


📞"Yeh evil really you, the good time to say use me-you even changed again so lu-gue!" dewa.


📞"Oh yes flirt, so don't make people emotional dong!" vivi.


📞"Well, what the hell? You're mabok lem huh? By the way, it is not clear where it is going, if kangen says aja kangen!" dewa.


📞"Ngaco!" vivi said evasive.


📞"You've come here, I'm waiting for you at home and there's no one!" said the God while giggling.


📞"Gak ah! Later a bit unfortunate, I want to fall first briefly enjoy the holiday.." said Vivi.


📞"Geez, don't mostly fall later fat!" dewa.


📞"Let's, bye ah babay!" vivi.


The girl immediately disconnected her phone without cue first made God surprised not to play, but he understood Vivi's actions because the girl had repeatedly done it and according to him it was precisely the cause of anxiety.


"There's Vivi mah.." Inner God while shaking.


The god rose from his seat and entered the house for breakfast, he walked while stretching his muscles so as not to limp because all day he will be in the house of relaxing lying down.


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Meanwhile, after turning off the phone Vivi seemed to smile herself considering the words of the God in the phone earlier that made her baper even though it was just a trick or something.


"The gods are getting sweeter, huh?" muttered Vivi while propping up her chin.


Chequek...


The sound of the door opening resuscitated Vivi from her daydream, she rushed to tidy up while looking at the door to ascertain who came to her room without knocking first to make her surprised like that.


Yolita was the one who entered her daughter's room secretly and accidentally saw Vivi smiling herself there, of course Vivi looked flushed with embarrassment fearing that her mother would ask her.


"Okay... is still morning already there are smiles themselves in the room, hayo daydreaming who are you?" Yolita.


"Don't fuck anyone, mah! Mama's wrong look at times, dari'adi I don't smile!" vivi said evasive.


"Here you are, have been found still like to ngeles like bajaj! Mama knows you were just daydreaming while smiling so, uh pas mama entered directly moved position continue to pretend to play hp!" yolita said with a smile.


"Mama! Don't tempt me keep dong!" vivi.


"Hahaha, is that why you're honest with mama again daydreaming who's hayo? Ohh, don't you think about Witan, right?" Yolita.


"Huh? No, mah! Where am I daydreaming Witan? My man was a shadow of a god!" said Vivi even keceplosan on her mother.


"What??" yolita was surprised.


Vivi also reflexes covered her mouth while punching her mouth because it had slipped, while Yolita looked shocked and could not believe the words of her daughter who said that she was thinking about God.


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