
Melon, Pineapple and Terasi walked out of the Cafe, they were already very lazy with the affairs with their husband's ex-wife, he said, because basically all wives will win if they are on the right husband.
"Where are we going?" ask Melon on Pineapple and Terasi.
"Or me, don't you take the car?" ask Pineapple to Melon.
"So, I'm here on a bike, please have Mr. Dave again" Melon replied in frustration.
"Where's the car, where are you going?" ask the Pineapple.
"Here is the key" Melon answered, thrusting his hand. "It's just the drive."
Terasi reached into his bag and gave the keys to the car he had stolen from Mango, Pineapple then walked to Terasi's car followed by Melon and Terasi.
"Where the hell is the Bund?" tanya Melon got on top of the car.
Pineapple put on his seat belt and started Terasi's car. "Gue wants to take you to the library, please,"
"Well?" ask the Pineapple.
Nanas focused on driving and did not look at her two best friends. "You're looking for a book on tutorials on husband torture,"
Terasi and Melon just frowned with a frown, how could there be a book about such an absurd thing, torturing the husband? Very beyond reason brain and mind Terasi and Melon
"But the library's an hour from here? Sure you want to go there?" ask Terasi.
"Library is not only in Odz only time, we go to our campus library only, later there is a book," replied Nanas who was greeted with nods from Terasi and Melon.
Terasi and Melon then took a snack in the car and began to eat it.
"Bestie's? What will your children be called?" ask Pineapple on Terrace and Melon.
"Gue's? If I, the boy I call Marzuki if the girl Marzuka, because my name is westernized, not westernized but strange, so my son name is stranger," melon was busy chewing her chikinya.
"If I am my son his name is Banana Muda, short for Virgin Iseng Teasing Duda, let me nerusin," said Terasi.
"If it's a boy how's a bundle?" ask Melon on Terrace.
Terasi put his hands on his cheeks, he thought to himself what a fitting name for his son was when he was a man.
"If this guy's called Jamu Adhesives, Betrayal for Young Widows, let me get my son's widows, fair right?" reply Terasi which made Melon and Pineapple throw glances at each other.
"Truly creative," said Nanas with laughter that exploded due to the idea of the name of his two friends.
"If you own the name of your son what?" asked Melon at the Pineapple who was greeted by a nod from Terasi.
"My son's name is a secret, only the author and the reader of this novel know, which you can know," replied Pineapple who made Melon and Terasi look at him lazily.
"The name of your child is exclusive" said Melon continued chewing his snacks.
Shortly after the car driven by Pineapple entered the campus yard first, Pineapple turned the car into the campus gate and accidentally hit the gate.
Bruk!
"Lo nabrak Nas?" tanya Melon took off her seatbelt and walked out of the car.
Terasi and Pineapple immediately followed Melon and found Terasi's car had been vacuumed in the front because it hit the iron fence of the campus.
"Lord! What will I say about Mangga? If he knows I will have to scold," said Terasi covered his face because of the work of pineapple.
"It's a sucker doang, do not cake the poor, noh I've transferred the change of loss," said Nanas showed his M-Banking cellphone monitor.
"Well if the gini can be arranged," said Terasi smiled with satisfaction. "Jaudah yuk in,"
Pineapple, Melon and Terasi walk into the courtyard of their campus first, their destination is the library, all students stare at them cengo, because of the history of marriage that makes Rujak Gemesh Squad famous all over.
"Why are you brother?" ask the library guard when Melon, Terasi and Nanas are about to enter the library.
"You want to read the dong book, the name of the library" replied Nanas who made the library guard scratch his nape embarrassed.
Melon, Pineapple and Terasi again walked into the library size is quite large, they began their search for a TUTORIAL BOOK TORTURE HUSBAND.
Nanas searched the book carefully to facilitate the mission of Rujak Gemesh next, as well as Melon and Terasi who took seriously looking for the book.
"Which book is it? Gaada Tutorial to torture the husband and the Tutorial to clog the mouth of the neighbors with suckers wc, nih another book stringing widows how to fall," said Melon see the title of the book he met.
"Aren't you?" tanya Terasi came to Melon. "Gue Nemu his book Tutorial on cooking ant heads the same way to make Nastar Bricks,"
Melon shook her head which made Terasi just nod looking at Melon. "Gue got this book, this is even I got the book How to Stuff the Ex Well And Right,"
"Seriously? Try reading the book. If our ex is fucking and we want to get back at him in some public way?" tanya Terasi made Melon open the book.
"There is, we use Indonesian culture, maybe like Teluh?" replied the Melon that made Terasi flinch.
"Geri bund," said Terasi withholding her laughter.
Meanwhile, Pineapple who was in other parts was busy looking for the book but did not find it. "Book Like Chapter Novels Well and Right, the book is suitable for this Author, readers he will rarely like, evil times bah,"
Melon then started reading the book before she felt that her stomach was a little sore and fluid was flowing from between her thighs.
"What is this?" The pineapple looked at his feet and smelled the scent of the liquid. "Oh ruptured membranes,"
Pineapple just nodded casually and continued reading his book. "Blesson, I broke the amniotic? Lah! I've only been eight months,"
The pineapple palpated the sensitive area around her and found that she was about to give birth soon. "Buset already want to be born, my son looks like who? It must look like me,"
The pineapple then walked towards Terasi and Melon to inform them of this, Terasi and Melon knitted their brows and stared at the Pineapple thigh area.
"Crack amniotic! Buset you want to move!" yell Terasi and Melon together.
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