Don't Blame Me For Divorce

Don't Blame Me For Divorce
Eps 2's



"Yes...YU.......!" Call Wawan while shaking his waist.


"Duh....what the hell is mas?" Ask Ayu who came over.


"you're not cooking for a husband, you're running around."


"What cooking? Look at yourself in the kitchen, can anyone cook?" Tanya Ayu was upset.


Not answering, Wawan just opened the refrigerator and saw what was inside.


It turned out that it was true what Ayu said, there were no things or anything that could be cooked.


"Oh, money again money!" Wawan said as he reached into his pants pocket.


Ayu glanced, finally her stingy husband was spending money as well.


Wawan reached into his pants pocket for a long time and Ayu began to think that her husband would choose money that was nominally large.


"Money, go to the meat market!" Wawan said while giving twenty thousand money.


"Huh, twenty thousand?" Ayu glared in disbelief.


"Oh yu, don't be fussy. Thank you for the shopping money, if not?" Ask Wawan.


"Mas don't joke, where there's a meat price of twenty thousand."


"Yes yu, you just tell the seller to ask for a quarter or a piece of it can be! If there's any money left over, buy some rice, Yu." Wawan.


Not yet answered, Wawan continued his speech.


"Yes, I want to go to the garden first. Do not forget that you have cooked a splinter between the garden, because the worms have been wrung on the rebel!" Wawan said then passed by.


Well, it happens that Wawan's garden is not so far from his home.


Ayu can only stroke the chest, really her husband is very stingy.


"Based on stingy men, would eat well but the calculation is for mercy!" Omel Ayu's.


Ayu did not go to the market, but he only went to the vegetable maker who usually went in front of his home alley.


Why do you think to go to the market with twenty thousand dollars? He better go shopping for a vegetable.


Ayu was pensive while staring and observing the neatly arranged groceries in the Asep kang cart.


"What cooking? How I got confused myself." Ayu Gumam.


"Ehem.......Yu.." -...." A familiar voice called out Ayu's name.


Ayu turned to the source of the voice and it turned out that Ayu's guess was correct. It was Ms. Nining, her own mother-in-law.


Ayu's mother-in-law lives not far from their home. It is just different from RT.


"Eh mother......" Lirih Ayu smiled.


"What are you shopping for, Yu?" Ask Nining.


"Not knowing mom, this is over thinking." Answer Ayu.


"Yu, saranin's mommy your husband's occasional good masakin dong. I look at the mother's child, Wawan is skinny dry, do you rarely feed him?" Ask Nining menercocos.


"Wawan diet Ma'am, so upset him." Sahut Ayu who was upset with the mouth of his mother-in-law.


"You always say it!" Cibir Nining's.


"Well, it was her mother, Ayu replied dong, Mom. Later if not answer Ayu again who sins the same parents." Ayu said in self-defense.


Bu Nining snorted in annoyance.


"Noh, Asep's kang so how much is my groceries?" Ask Ms. Nining.


Kang Asep began to count and the total expenditure was twenty-five thousand. While Nining only brought mediocre money which was twenty thousand only.


Nining then glanced towards her daughter-in-law Ayu. Ayu who saw her mother-in-law clearly understood.


"Yu, payin first dong. Only five thousand!" Pinta Nining's.


Ayu was silent for a moment and started thinking if he lent it then the rest of the money would be fifteen thousand.


"It's not so Mom, but-" Not yet finished Ayu spoke Nining directly cut him off.


"But what? Got a daughter-in-law who's a stingy ass!"


Ayu is now in the wrong.


"Jeeze is not stingy, ma'am. It's just that Wawan mas only gave Ayu twenty thousand money, this is just a mas Wawan asked Ayu to buy meat, if there is leftover told to buy rice as well."


"Meats? No need to buy, at home mom is in the refrigerator. Meat ripe rendang, can be leftovers yesterday, anyway discarded dear. Mending you angelin back!" Nining.


Ayu sighed resignedly. Inevitably he also went home to his mother-in-law to take the leftover meat to eat yesterday.


Arriving at Bu Nining's house, Ayu did not enter, he chose to wait on the porch of the house only.


"Wait a minute Yu, I'll get you!" Said Ms. Nining and went inside the house. Not long after that Bu Nining came out again with a bowl in her hand.


"Now, Yu!" Bu Nining said as she handed over the bowl.


Ayu smiled widely for a while but her smile slowly dissipated when she saw the bowl in her hand.


"Mom, where's the meat?" Ask Ayu.


"Udah is finished, this is his flesh already in the mother's stomach." Miss Nining replied with a break.


"Loh, he said I want to give meat but how is the season left?" Ask Ayu again.


"Well, you're so chatty, so grateful for love, what matters is that it's the flesh, there's still the remains of the chest." Miss Nining replied.


Ayu could only shake her head while sighing.


"Mother is the same child!" Inner Ayu.


"Yes, Mom. Let's go home first." Ayu said and left without waiting for her in-laws answer.


"Well, you are not very polite with parents, no thanks at all!!!" Exclaimed Bu Nining but Ayu paid no heed.


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The sun began to rise, Ayu rushed to go to the garden to deliver food for her husband, when he arrived in the garden Ayu looking for the whereabouts of her husband who was about to pull out the cassava tree, Ayu observes her husband who seems troubled pulling out the cassava tree.


"Let me help, ma'am." Saying Ayu suddenly.


"Yu, you just ngagetin, later if the suspension continues to die how?" Wawan asked while stroking his chest.


"Yes, I'm looking for a new husband who's not stingy." Answer Ayu.


"Yu, your mouth is just any. You want to plant rich cassava?" Wawan said annoyed.


"Joking, I'm a laper eh baper!" Ayu. "Let's pull these cassava together." Take Ayu.


Ayu and Wawan then held the cassava trunk together then Wawan gave a warning in a count.


"1..2.3.3. pull, Yu."


Wawan and Ayu managed to pull the cassava but unfortunately, this couple fell backward, Wawan swiftly made his body shield so that his wife did not fall to the hard ground.


Bruck...


"Ouch... My waist." Wawan grimaced with the pain of his body being overwritten by Ayu. Ayu immediately got up and helped Wawan, her husband.


"Oh, you're nothing." Ayu said while stroking Wawan's waist.


"You're the one who's angry, Yu. You should thank me for protecting you." Wawan said so as to make Ayu wrong.


"Hehehe.thank you, my husband has protected me." Ayu.


Wawan smiled sweetly, this man then brought his face closer towards Ayu.


"Mas, what do you want? It's in the garden, mas!" Ayu.


"Don't GR you, Yu, it's on your face there's bird shit." Wawan said lying when he wanted to kiss Ayu.


"Well! where's it?" Ask Ayu while rubbing her face.


Wawan chuckled small. Ayu who was upset in lying then hit Wawan's waist to make Wawan again grimace in pain.