Doctor Love Mas Ojol
Ojol Love 11
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On a day of work like this, everyone has been preoccupied with their respective affairs. Especially if it is not a matter of pursuing worldly possessions and pleasure for a moment.
But it was not done by Faiz today, no matter what until he did not leave for duty. If it is said to already have a myriad of money it does not allow for the size of a Faiz, and if it is sick even more impossible because he is currently in love with a beloved sihyam sikupi.
"Aren't you looking for your capital, Iz?" Ask Mr. Aji who is about to go to work. Pak Aji currently has a catfish pecel business that he runs with his son-in-law, the Edo.
"Please sir, maybe there is a chance when it's time to work sikupi." Faiz answered, who was still busy crouching on the porch of the house while stroking the body of the sikupi gently.
"Subscribe to no order?" Furthermore, Mr. Aji asked if the doctor, the passenger who subscribed to a subscription every morning always asked to pick up his bachelor's child did not go to work today, so Faiz is still standby at home with boxer pants attached to wrap his body parts.
"Bring your own car, there's business in the central hospital." Faiz replied without looking at the father standing behind him. It's not polite to be this weathered bujang.
"Ouh that, yes already dad want to go mad first kasian mas you alone." Said Mr. Aji who then led to his blind motorbike.
"Rajin very mas Edo dah nyampek stall sir?" Faiz asked Pak Aji.
"So it ran out of your mbak nganterin, so your mas directly all to the stall. Yes, you have left Assalamu'alaikum." Answer Mr. Aji and then say goodbye.
"Be careful sir, waalaikumsalam." Faiz replied after seeing the father was ready to drive his bike.
20 Minutes passed, Faiz was still at home with the sikupi. No matter what he does who cares, he is clearly indulging sikupi by providing plus plus care like a famous candidate.
"Paiz." Call Mrs Leni from the front door.
"Yes Buk, what's wrong?" Faiz approached his mother.
"Liat tupperware ibuk a small bullet is not? Ijo color." Said Ms. Leni confused.
"On the plate shelf is buk, nyelip kalik." Answer Faiz.
"Udah I was looking but nothing, just wanted to bring your father to sanity but instead did not meet." Clearly Bu Leni with a slight look of panic was clearly depicted on her wrinkled face.
"Mother forgot the naroknya most, or even brought mbak Mela to place fruit." Faiz answered with a positive sentence so that the mother is calmer, cook yes lost tupperware one day like the birth of twins 7. Bizarrely.
"Your son brought that box, you really don't know?" Ask Bu Leni who since the beginning has been suspicious of her bachelor child.
"Gor buk, Faiz aja since then nyalon sikupi." Faiz answered again struggling with a screwdriver and all kinds of workshop equipment to provide care for his beloved.
"That's it?" Tanya Bu Leni is still unsure of the answer of the child who said he did not know about tupperware ijo. While thinking about where the tupperware went, Ms. Leni accidentally saw a green object under Faiz's motor that made a volcano in her soul immediately eruption.
"Paiz! You said gatau where's tupperware?" Bu Leni's growls held back her anger asking for an explanation from Faiz, her youngest son.
"Yes, it's not gatau." Faiz replied casually, it seems that Faiz belom knows the call to be alert to the situation around him.
"You said goru Paiz was my mother's handsome son? That's ijo ijo under your bike what?" Tanya Bu Leni is still trying to be patient while pointing towards the object that has been the center of attention since.
"Oh this? Small jars to mumpulin buk bolts to not be careless." Faiz showed the round, ijo-colored spot towards the mother without any guilt or sin.
Without Faiz realizing it, his actions had just triggered the explosion of a Russian-made atomic bomb. Waiting for a few seconds will be BOOOOM!!!!! a wrath from the sexiest creature of God on earth, especially if not the woman called the mother.
"THE PAIZZZZ!!!! YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TUPPERWARE WAS, BUT WHAT WAS PAIZ? YOU KNOW THE SON OF HIS HANDSOME MOTHER NGALAHIN HIS CAT JI CHANG WOOK, IT'S TUPPERWARE HIS CAPITAL NAK BUY IT EXPENSIVE EVEN THOUGH IT IS ONLY AS BIG AS CABE GITU SEEDS, ALLAH WUSTI !!!! YOUR CHILD IS AN UNGODLY !!!!!" Murka Bu Leni with breath ngosan as a result of yelling at Faiz whose brain does not function in the slightest. How can he be as good as the heel makai tupperware for the bolt container that has been mixed with oil. That delicious bolt actually served with tupperware, is it made of gold silver gems what? hello situ sultan what ya ampyun dah.
"This is tupperware buk? Small expensive gini?" Asked Faiz who did not feel wrong with his pede and leisure. Though it has been sprayed by lightning but still can slow that, the setting is incredible hardiness.
"YOU WANT ME TO CURSE IT AS A STONE KAYAK MALIN KUNDANG WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF GETOK YOUR HEAD NAKEK CENTONG NASI BIAR KAYAK SANGKURIANG???" Connect Bu Leni with Catwoman's anger power, where the veins of guilt Faiz lies can he still relax even though he has made a mistake and has this been sprayed with hellfire gasket can still be answered with a sinless face?
"Hudden maap, do not be cursed is Paiz belom nikah, belom ngerasain mt salak ama mt rinjani gandengan, have not ngerasain kawah bromo jugak." Faiz replied, yes this is the weakness of Faiz who was afraid if he had been threatened ajan cursed by kanjeng mother.
"Haw? If you think that your wife feels at home? Tupperware make the bolt place less alert." Cynic Bu Leni who snatched the ijo tupperware from Faiz's grasp.
"What does buk have to do." Faiz's question was still in welding mode and was also sebel sprained sad because of the sikupi bolts splattered.
"The relationship of your wife will be more angry if you know tupperware for a place of bolts covered with oil like gini." Ketus Bu Leni who then passed leaving Faiz alone.
"Huft superware is amazingly terrible." Continue again with a lack of weakness.
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Unfortunately Faiz chose to leave the house because since the superware incident this morning, he was not constantly cursed by the mother with various swearing. Even the beautiful doctor's mother is also the object of Kanjeng mother's ravings which turn into mak Lampir from the ghost mountain. No matter what is the mistake of the beautiful doctor until in the curse of the Leni bu as well, kasian very much the doctor's mom.
"Where are you going?" Shouted Bu Leni fiercely.
"Father of buk." Faiz replied briefly.
"Children of manners, whichever way you want doctor Nara is the same model you are." Oceh Bu Leni for the umpteenth time with the same discussion.
"What is ibuk's relationship? Still superware stuff this morning? If yes Paiz asked for maap for the 22nd time." Faiz bowed in front of his mother.
"Well, the doctor won't want to be with you." Sinis Bu Leni who is still sensitive when he sees Faiz. Only a Superware that is as big as a rose seed can make mothers and children quarrel almost all day. Less savory was the inventor of the superware so Faiz thought.
"Well, yes, the doctor wants me or not to open." Faiz then stood up and left the house.
"Faiz leaves after me. Assalamu'alaikum." Pamit Faiz while passing turn on her elbow.
"Bikin bothered is superware anyway, where a pretty doctor buk brought what it means cobak." Faiz grumbled along the way.
After almost 1 hour Faiz arrived at his father's catfish pecel cage, actually the normal path from Kewung house only takes 20 minutes. But because Faiz while mengedumel condemned the behavior of the mother made herself ride a sikupi very slowly even almost similar to a snail.
"Had his face was scuffed like a lap on his desk." Edo asked who saw his sister-in-law tangled up like a doormat.
"Sembur mak Lampir from the father leaving until I want to come here." Faiz said he landed his body on one of the chairs.
"Why? Tumbenan ibuk turned into mak lampir?" Edo asked curiously, what makes a patient figure like his father-in-law was raging until he was willing to change into a mother attached. It must be this difficult thing that is how Edi's mind raged.
"Tupperwarenya a chili I pack for a place bolt mas, I gatau if it's superware mother." Faiz answered listlessly.
"Hahahau ya kapok you Iz, so do not take the goods mother on the glass cabinet shelf." With an amused laugh Edo reminded of sacred things that adam should not do at home.
"Where I brought a beautiful doctor's buk in each of his rants, if the ugly come out afraid so prayer." Faiz complained to his brother and father who had been silent with an occasional amused smile.
"Keep out of the mouth of a good mother what is ugly?" Ask Mr. Aji.
"It's not good to be this guy, sir." Ketus Faiz's.
"It's not just carried away by that emotion, as long as you don't let it be safe, sir hahah." Saut Edo with the rest of his laughter still booming.
"Tell me that. Oh yes, the doctor had eaten here with the four of them, and it was like the other one was the doctor's mom because it was so tight." Said Mr. Aji told Faiz, but it turns out that what Mr. Aji said instead made Faiz cry but embarrassed, wanted to be angry but he realized nobody. And this is how Faiz is now only able to fan his own face which begins to burn the hellfire of the world.
"Pak doi, oh father doi sir. Already a forest fire sir." Edo's speech was unclear after realizing his father-in-law's words made his sister-in-law short and almost exploded.
"Doi?" Ask Mr. Aji after realizing something.
"Mmm Paiz drank ice yes father madein, handsome father like a siomay maker, his nose is sharp as a prosootan TK, his thin mustache is like a catfish do not sulk ya want to do it." Pak Aji tried to persuade Faiz who had put on a fierce face in frustration. Actually not serem or kasian but his fall was even funny, with all his strength Edo and Pak Aji held his smile.
"Where is Mr. Faiz saying that Mrs doctor is beautiful?" Faiz asked with a voice holding back tears.
"Your handsome, you are the product of the father. If you praise others as well as the father despise himself." Answer Mr. Aji casually.
"So actually if studied scientifically and literally, Faiz buriq right sir?" Ketus Faiz with a face that frowns funny like a weasel child clamp the roof of the chicken coop Atok Dalang.
Instead of answering Faiz's question, Pak Aji even pura fried cucumber and lettuce. While Edo even pura wiping the blue tent shade pecel lele with napkin.
Seeing the two people busy themselves, Faiz became increasingly ignited the stove axis and there was a fire beard mbah shaman. Hot air spreads in Faiz's brain and liver, even has spread to the bile and kidneys.
As Fais drank nearly half a gallon, and ate almost one large jar of crackers. It's nothing but if Fais does not pay kasian the father who went bankrupt due to the turmoil of the bachelor child.
