
Call it Yanto (Name Disguised ). One day, Yanto is met by his boss at a fast food restaurant. By late afternoon, the meeting was over and the two were preparing to go home. After saying goodbye to the Boss, Yanto was given a parcel with the Boss. The shape of the box, a little thin, and the picture attracts attention to his stomach. Long story short, Yanto now arrived at his home.
“Ma, Papa's home!” yanto Exclamation.
“Papa has gone home apparently. Welcome!” sahut the Wife.
Yanto immediately gave this parcel from his Boss to his wife.
“This is what, Pa?” The wife was curious about the box parcels with this tantalizing picture. His whole life, he never saw it.
“Dikasih Boss, Ma. Papa doesn't know what it is either. Last time, the Boss said that it was really good to taste,” he explained.
“Wuih! Boss Papa is so nice! Mama wants to call the kids first! We eat together.” The happy wife called her two children to eat together.
Yanto, his wife and two children have been sitting neatly at the dining table. The third count, the four opened the brown thin box full of hunger. Five seconds later, they frowned in confusion.
“Ma, this martabak is not, yes?”
“It's not like, Pa? But it looks like an omelet ditaburin meat.”
“Ma, Pa, how it smells like this! Keep, his saos wry!” The first child also commented interrupting the conversation of both parents. He also had time to poke and taste the red sauce on top of the martabak-like food.
“Kak! Look deh! The bread is sticky like this. The bread is stale! Huuekk!” The second son followed his brother. He pulled the taper triangular piece of food out of his box. Something like a yellowish-white, somewhat sticky, and stretched mucus made him speculate so.
Yanto sniffed it and took a taste of the red sauces as well as something similar to the mucus earlier. He was almost nauseous because it felt so strange to be tongue-tied.
“Ugh! Not good! That's so salty that's like slime! Like the one who made me want to marry deh,” comments Yanto.
“Udahlah, Pa! Dumped yes rather than later we have stomach pain,” said the Wife.
“Ma, I think the meat tastes good?” The Second Child plucks the pieces of roast beef on top of the food and then devours it. Yanto, his wife, and his First Son took a taste.
“Iya. Ah, if so we take the meat aja yuk!”
“Ashiaaapp!”
Finally, they had a nice dinner. Eat hot rice mixed with roasted beef earlier. While thin bread like martabak which he said stale they throw away.
*The next day*
The slightly thin chocolate box that says Pizza Yanto refused. The boss was offended.
“Why did you refuse, Yanto? It feels so good, you know! Expensive anyway! It's Italian food!”
“Gak ah, Boss! I'm talking about eating it. Wong stale food is bought. Still mengakan bangka martabak ala Indonesia!”
“Masa anyway? Continues yesterday dumped his dong Pizza?”
“Iya! Fortunately, the beef can still be eaten! Be me, wife, the same kids eat meat alone use white rice.”
Boss Yanto bit his Pizza cardboard to the brim.
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