Celetre Couple's

5. Chicken Eek

Two days after Yuda lives in this village of Cilepeng, Yuda is getting used to his work and also his unique environment.

Now, in the morning as usual, Judah was in the stable to take care of all the livestock there. At that time Yuda was holding a hen and blowing his buttocks because of boredom.

"wuahaha... The moon" the carefree Yuda.

Isma, who saw Judah playing his rooster, approached Judah.

"Basic lewd" said Isma.

Jud also looked at the man who spoke.

"uhah!?" shocked Yuda "Oh Isma yah"

"you must be abusing chickens huh?"

"fuhuuuukkk" shocked Yuda.

"what are you talking about?"

"really disgusting. Until - until by your swinging buttocks lust"

"ah no. You misunderstood" Yuda tried to explain.

"the evidence is in sight"

"i just blew chicken butt because it was funny"

"hhhhh!?" Isma looked at Yuda with a look of disdain.

"look" Judah blew the chicken butt and then showed it to Isma. Isma also saw the buttocks of the moon. But when Isma looked at him carefully. The chicken was spitting liquid into Isma's face. Yes, the chicken defecated into Isma's face.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" shout Isma.

"HUAHHHHHHH!?" shocked Yuda.

"MAAAAFFF" shouted.

Judah panicked and looked for a cloth to wipe it. But he did not find, because of panic he also took off his clothes and cleaned the dirt on Isma's face.

Isma who saw Yuda who only wears singlet she was shocked then pushed Yuda.

"ahak" Judah fell.

Poks...Poks... Poks... Chicken flying.

"Basic Raunchy!" said Isma then ran away while carrying Yuda's clothes that had been used to wipe the dirt.

"Ahhhhh I'm sorry" said Yuda raising his hand.

*****

In the bathroom after Isma cleaned her face of chicken shit. He was angry with Judah.

"Basin the belegug man!" furious Isma.

He also saw the clothes that had been worn by Yuda wiping his dirt.

"Basic!" He picked up the shirt and threw it on the floor. After that, he stepped on the shirt. Not getting there he stepped on it while jumping - jump. Then take a few steps back to take a shift and squeeze down the shirt.

"watch out for you Yudaaaa!!!" his yell.

After venting his frustration, he went out. Outside he was shocked by a man who alluded to sticking his hands together pleading.

"forgive me Isma" said the man, who was none other than Judah who had changed his clothes.

"hmmppp" Isma passed through Yuda just like that. He was still angry with Judah.

"ahak" Judah's chest hurts just thrown away.

Judah then pursued Isma. Then tangent pleaded in front of Isma back, trying to apologize.

"please forgive me. I want to do whatever you want to forgive me" Pinta Yuda.

"hmmpp.." Isma's indifference returned past Judah again.

"huh free. He won't forgive me this way!" inner Yuda.

When Isma was playing his music video in the middle of his house. He was surprised by seeing behind him the arrival of a male figure seen in the shadow of his camera. She looked back, but the man was not there.

"Huhhhh!?" shocked Isma. He didn't see anything.

"Where is that guy?" hernia.

"Hey Isma"

"OAHHHHH!!!" shocked Isma hysterical.

He fell down so shocked.

"are you okay, Isma?" asked the man who was none other than Judah.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?" amuk Isma's.

"i just want to give you this" Yuda thrust a snack inside a plastic bag.

Isma looked at Yuda confused.

"this is my apology" Yuda said.

"don't want! There go!" expel Isma.

"i won't leave until you accept this and forgive me" Yuda replied.

"that doesn't want to! There go!" get Isma back.

"well okay. But this is what I keep here well"

"take a..."

"drug" Judah put the food down and then ran as fast as lightning out of the house.

"Hey basic" said Isma.

And then he stared at the food. Want to be thrown out, heapun then open the plastic bag and then see the contents.

"pity too. Far away to the stall" murmured Isma.

Tok.dok... Yuda knocked on the window. He looked towards the window. Judah opened the window and lifted it so that part of his body could enter.

"the minimarket?" wonder Isma. Why should he be far - far to minimarket everything.

"strange basics!" then he murmured and smiled.

*****

In the afternoon after the dzuhur, Abah Dadang has returned from his journey. He looked at Yuda who was feeding his sheep. Abah Dadang also attacked Judah.

"the sheep seem to be happy with you" said Abah Dadang.

"eh Bah" Judapun kissed the hand of Abah Dadang.

"you when you're done from the cage with this perfume!" abah Dadang offers a perfume.

"why should I wear perfume?" wonder Yuda.

"well, let it not smell" replied Abah Dadang.

"uhuh?" Yuda is confused.

"youth stinks of chicken shit"

"it's fine" replied Yuda.

"eh the barakokok mah. You are a young man, must be fragrant or let the tea women like you. You want to keep single?"

"yes" replied Yuda.

"that's good" Dadang punched Yuda on the back.

"anu bah's. Where does tea go every morning?"

"ohoh it's ordinary or old people gaul mah streets" replied Dadang chuckling.

"whaah?" judah Ejek.

"it is not yet time to tell you Yuda" said Abah Dadang.

"anu bah..."

"yes"

"i'm sorry about you"

"why?" abah Dadang chuckled in shock. Why did Yuda suddenly apologize to her.

"Ishma..."

"Isnma? What happened to Isma?" panic in Dadang.

Yuda scratched his cheeks confused.

"why Yuda? You impregnated her?" panic abah Dadang held onto Yuda's shoulder.

"CAN'T BE!" shangkal Yuda shouted.

"keep why?"

"because of me he's got chicken shit on his face"

"what?" shocked by Dadang.

"BUAHAHAHAHA" abah Dadang even.

"can you?" abah Dadng asked while laughing.

"i'm blowing on a chicken butt because I'm bored. After that Isma came and..."

"Buahahahahahaha" al-Dadang grew louder and louder.

"wait a minute Yuda.." Dadang could not help but feel the pain in his stomach because he laughed.

"huh... Hah" abah Dadang assuaged his laughter.

"how about Isma?" tanyakanya.

"he's mad at me. I've tried to apologize in various ways but Isma hasn't forgiven me either"

"wad!" shocked by Dadang.

"uh - how is this? Isma must hate Judah more and more?" batin Abah Dadang's.

"i have to hit him!" continued.

"have you done anything to make him forgive you?"

"so I bought a snack as an apology. But Isma refused it"

"hmmm" Dadang stares at Yuda.

"really responsible yah you" praise Abah Dadang. Yuda just stared at the heart of Dadang.

"for that I'm sorry" Yuda put her hand together pleading.

"already. Why are you apologizing to me? Apologize to Isma"

"his father's brother"

"yes I'm sorry" Dadang smiled.

"really?" jovial Yuda.

"iya" nodded to Dadang.

"Alhamdulillah"

"now let's apologize to Isma. Abah will help you"

Judah had heard the words of Dadang just now. He nodded in agreement.

Abah Dadang embraces Yuda. Then entered his house.

"Woeeekkkk smell of goats" said Abah Dadang.

"quick spray with perfume"

TB