1001 Ways to Become the Greatest

Erlin

"Argh..." Rexy shouted and woke up.

"Rexy, Rexy, are you okay?"

When he opened his eyes, Rexy heard a voice from a woman asking him.

Following the source of the voice, Rexy saw a woman beside him looking at him worriedly.

This woman is Erlina, she is Rexy's next-door neighbor. A 23-year-old woman with a beautiful and graceful face. In Rexy's view, the face of worry as well as fear was what she saw first.

However, as Rexy was lying on the floor, the woman's face was not the most attractive. What was most interesting when Rexy saw from below was a large watermelon fruit hanging over it.

It is said to be a watermelon, because it is so large, its size may be 34E cup.

"It was round and very big. It's beautiful." Rexy was dazed by what she saw and said subconsciously.

"Big, round and beautiful?" Erlina looked confused when she heard what Rexy said.

However, when he looked at Rexy's gaze, he finally found what was big and round. That's a big bulge that usually makes itself uncomfortable.

Actually, Erlina was a little happy when Rexy praised her, but since she kept looking at her greedily, and saliva almost came out of her mouth, Erlina felt embarrassed. A red hue appeared on her face, her hands covering her chest, trying to block Rexy's gaze at her.

Merely, as his hand was smaller than what Rexy saw, it looked like it was about to explode.

"Be careful, it's going to explode!" Seeing him like that, Rexy immediately reminded and did not forget also his hand outstretched to hold him.

"Emesum, pervert. You perverted man." Erlina immediately retreated to avoid Rexy's reach, and shouted after moving away.

The watermelon that had drifted away, and the screaming Erlina immediately made Rexy aware of her stupidity.

He let out a "um" quietly, then sat on the floor, scratched his head and looked at Erlina who was not far there with an awkward smile.

At this moment, Erlina's worried face had disappeared, and was replaced by embarrassment and anger. Which looks so cute.

Her cute face looked at Rexy in silence and full of expression. Rexy herself was silent as well, she did not know what to say. To be sure, Rexy was a little disappointed that the watermelon had drifted away.

"Ehm, Lina, why are you in my room?" Feeling the atmosphere was awkward, Rexy asked first to melt the atmosphere.

"Why am I here?" Erlina's face looked surprised and angry, "I should have asked. Why is there a rope around your neck?"

"Roves?" Rexy doesn't understand.

Erlina nodded, and stretched out her hand to show the rope that was on Rexy's neck.

Following the direction Erlina pointed, it was true that there was a rope wrapped around her neck.

'Why is there a rope around my neck? Ah, true! I remember, before I had grown tired of my fate and decided to commit suicide. Next I arrived somewhere, and saw a strange egg. Eggs that can talk, and can turn into beautiful women'

'Eggs! Yeah, where's the egg? Is it just a dream?'

Thinking in his heart, Rexy's head started looking around in the room. But he didn't find it at all.

'It turns out it was just a dream.'

"Are you looking for me?" When Rexy started to think everything was just a dream, the sound of the egg rang out in her ears.

Her voice was still the same, it was still a loli sound, and the source of the voice came from Erlina's body in front of her. But not from Erlina's lips, but from her chest.

"Rexy, what's wrong with you?" While Erlina, who saw Rexy looking at herself seriously, she was a little worried, and wondered.

Rexy did not reply, because at this moment, the strange egg came out from Lina's chest.

At first, Erlina felt worried if Rexy was injured or had some trauma, and asked worriedly. But, when she saw him not answering and still looked at himself more seriously, Erlina was suspicious.

Only when she found out that Rexy was looking at her chest again, Erlina immediately covered both of her chest, and shouted: "Essum!"

"Eggs!" At the same time, Rexy also shouted.

The difference was, Lina who shouted while busily covering her chest, while Rexy shouted while pointing towards Lina's chest.

"Ahh..dream! You perverted bastard!" Lina yelled again, and immediately turned around to get out.

He was embarrassed and angry. At first, when he was just coming home, he heard a falling sound as he walked in front of Rexy's room door. Surprised, Lina tried to ask, but there was no answer. 

Some time not getting an answer, Erlina tried to knock on the door. Maybe because Rexy was not right to close the door, while trying to knock, Rexy's room door opened by itself.

The bedroom door opened, and Erlina immediately saw Rexy's fat body lying on the floor with a rope around her neck, as well as a chair not far from her.

Erlina was surprised, and hurried to check on her. But, when Rexy woke up, what she said was about her chest, and now it's the same.

This man must have been single for too long, and too often saw magazines or adult films for too long. His brain was full of perverted things, and what he said always had to do with those things.

"Brakk.." The door was shut hard from the outside by Erlina who had been embarrassed and angry.

Rexy was still sitting on the floor when Lina closed the door loudly.

For now, what Erlina was doing no longer caught his attention. Due to the strange egg, the one that could turn into a beautiful woman had appeared again in front of him.

"First mission: Touch Erlina's ass, and get 10 mission reward points."

"What!" Rexy was shocked when she heard what the egg said the first time.

"You are still stupid! Of course it's a mission to extend your life!"

"Whatchu mean? And why should I extend my life."

"Are you not aware, you only have 45 minutes left?"

"What's? How's it possible?" Rexy doesn't believe, and doesn't understand, isn't she okay now.

"Haishis.... Don't you remember, you were just about to die! But you're lucky, this beautiful good-natured Goddess gave you one last hour of life. Now, you have 45 minutes left, if you want to continue living, you have to buy it using points, and the mission to earn points has appeared."

"Haha...." The egg finished talking, and Rexy immediately burst into laughter.

Is this a dream again, or an online novel story? Do missions and earn points for being rich, handsome, and strong? What a funny joke!

Even if I liked online novels, I wouldn't be so stupid as to believe it in real life.

While Rexy was still laughing loudly, a glass on the table flew towards her, and floated in front of her face.

Looking at the glass, Rexy stopped laughing, and before long, her entire body stopped moving, and her breathing seemed to disappear for a while.